r/oddlysatisfying • • 1d ago

Element on the horizontal bar

4.3k Upvotes

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u/Buttchuggle 1d ago

I'm more interested in the funny version of du hast than anything else

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u/peterderhannes 1d ago

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u/peterderhannes 1d ago

I Like the russian accent

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u/Joderio 1d ago

Thank you for your work. Much appreciated!

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u/Mein_Name_ist_falsch 18h ago

Lol. I love how disappointed he sounds when he says "nein".

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u/jaime_riri 1d ago

I don't care what everyone else said. I kind of love it.

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u/DontForgorTheMilk 1d ago

Sounds like if a Russian Mr. Rogers did a cover of Du Hast. Comrade Rogov

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u/kikattias 1d ago

came here to say the same 🤣

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u/FluffyShiny 1d ago

Right??

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u/12FriedBanana 1d ago

Does anyone have the link to that?

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u/Phantom_minus 1d ago

didn't know there was a sad acoustic version of du hast

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u/Mpennerbball 1d ago

Is this how lesbians conceive?

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u/LuckeyEgg 10h ago

No, they can’t conceive

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u/Baby_Rhino 1d ago

I hate the current trend of zooming in to show people in the background's reactions. We really are unable to think for ourselves aren't we

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u/punyhumannumber2 1d ago

Everything is a god damn reality tv show

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 1d ago

hey look! it isn't cringe, see their reactions? it's great, engage with me. engage. enaaaaaage

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u/Old_Flan_6548 1d ago

We now live in a world where metrics matter more than meaning.

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u/Baby_Rhino 1d ago

You might have made a good point here, but I'm not sure because you didn't have enough upvotes for me to think it was worth reading.

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u/Flangepacket 1d ago

I read that last part in an increasingly frustrated Patrick Stewart trying to get the Enterprise GOING already.

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 1d ago

amusingly that was how it went in my mind as I was typing it, I was even going to add a gif of him 😂

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u/junoanimalbox- 12h ago

I was annoyed with the guy that turned to look but the woman with him ignored it. You're missing out, chica!

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u/ChuckRingslinger 1d ago

You spin me right round baby, right round...

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u/DenverPostIronic 1d ago

That may be the only time I've seen people dismount that cleanly

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u/miro_27 1d ago

Spinning Scissors ✂️

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u/Mental_Somewhere2341 10h ago

Being a lesbian looks EXHAUSTING!

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u/Pentecost_II 1d ago

I had to watch again, with sound, because of all the comments. Yes, this is truly an iconic song completely butchered, wtf.

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u/JohnStern42 1d ago

It’s a parody, it’s comedy, its intensional

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u/Nurgeard 1d ago

It's intentionally butchered? It's obviously made as a joke.

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u/Antique_Ad_3522 20h ago

Que buenas tijewas

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u/KAM_Kayla 1d ago

What position is this called? The 69 scissor?

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u/JohnStern42 1d ago

Well, that’s a position I’ve never tried

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u/mickeltee 1d ago

Piano Bar Rammstein gets an upvote all day. The video was cool too.

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u/Shiningc00 1d ago

Ha! Gayyyyyyyyyyyyy

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u/Degurechaff_e_foda 12h ago

Aí, minha mão é tão macia e gordinha que só de carregar uma mala pesada ela já fica doendo por alguns dias, imagina se ficasse girando assim. Preciso de calos.

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u/junoanimalbox- 12h ago

You can see the abs that make that happen.

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u/shankyay 9h ago

Whats the song in the background?

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u/tedic 8h ago

It's a pretty funny remix of Du Hast by Rammstein. If someone knows the specific remix I'd love to know it too.

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u/Everafter_ 1d ago

Oo like in ffxiii

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u/C137RickSanches 1d ago

Are those the lyrics from Rammstein Du Hast meh? I guess Europe is getting shitty remakes as well now or always has

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u/TheGreatGenghisJon 1d ago

I've heard some solid covers of Du Hast over the years.

This? This is not one of them.

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u/Mammoth-Answer-3435 1d ago edited 1d ago

Rammstein is a German band, and Germany is in Europe. This "remake" is obviously a joke. Judging by your knowledge geography, you're probably american.

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u/crabvogel 1d ago

germany is in fact in europe

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u/NoteIndividual2431 1d ago

One time, Germany tried to make it so that Europe was in Germany

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u/FuneralTater 1d ago

I've never been able to track this song version down. Does anyone have it? 

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u/EmergencyPirate1538 22h ago

🤸🤹‍♀️🌟

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u/melejohn 11h ago

It’s nice to see they went for potential neck injury for TikTok

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u/WranglerOk7081 9h ago

Thats a new scissor 😈

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u/NegativeOwl1337 9h ago

Well that’s one way to scissor

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u/No-Ambition6339 7h ago

I would love to bury my face in one of those yoga pants

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u/my_morning 5h ago

r/sipstea

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u/kid_entropy 5h ago

"Oh no no no, they're doing it clown style!" -Tom Servo

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u/McDaddy8484 1d ago

I can watch this all day

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u/Electrical-Case-978 1d ago

✂️✂️

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u/cabbaggeez 1d ago

Is this yuri and their acrobatic scissors?

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u/iwasthebruce 1d ago

Is this scissoring?

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u/Dapper91Dabster 1d ago

Quite the showcase...

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/jaime_riri 1d ago

This song should be played on EVERY video!

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u/styckx 1d ago

Who the fuck would fuck with a Rammstein classic by creating this felony remix. Of all bands not to fuck with their songs Rammstein is right up there

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u/Free_Job_3330 1d ago

enjoyed watching it

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u/Dracula198four 1d ago

Scissor Sisters

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u/Ok-Journalist7612 1d ago

6…9…😎

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u/Hiimj126 1d ago

Id like to see them bikinis doing that.....

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u/gentleeivy_x0 1d ago

Scissors motion looks sick from this angle rn

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u/zooap63 1d ago edited 1d ago

whitepeopleing

edit: these triggered losers are hilarious. Prove me wrong Find a video of anyone else doing risky pointless shit like this? Also, y'all wouldnt be so triggered if it wasn't true 😂

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u/Mithril_Juggernaut 1d ago

Street racing in the hood. Bull fighting in Spain. Horseback trickshots in Mongolia. The AK wedding dance in Pakistan.

Racist dumbass.

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u/Responsible_While207 1d ago

Racist ass comment.