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Lake Mead barrel murder victim identified more than 4 years after remains found.

https://siouxlandnews.com/news/nation-world/lake-mead-barrel-murder-victim-identified-more-than-4-years-after-remains-found
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u/FoundationSeveral579 1d ago edited 1d ago

The remains were identified as Edward Lelburian Jackson (spelling confirmed verbally by Clark County Coroner), believed to be mid-late 50s at time of death, last seen visiting family in Arkansas in the early 1980s, unreported missing (family stated he often traveled and not seeing him for long stretches of time was not uncommon so him going out of contact was not alarming, although the relatives still living are distant and cannot remember what he did for work). No known connection to organized crime, no known connections to gambling, no known connections to Las Vegas or Nevada as a whole, criminal record consists of single fraud charge from Utah. Previously lived in Hot Springs, Arkansas, Los Angeles, California, and Salt Lake City, Utah. Minimal information related to him is available to investigators at this time.

https://www.kten.com/news/national/body-found-in-barrel-in-lake-mead-identified-as-arkansas-man-after-dna-testing-las/article_36814ecc-e2af-5b3d-84c7-7dc4dfc6d5cc.html

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u/Vepariga 1d ago

always out, no one knows what he did for work. yeah, dude was definitely into some shady shit.

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u/ginger_whiskers 13h ago

I'm actually a non-criminal in the wastewater management field, and no one knows what I do for a living, because it's boring science.

I occasionally travel to consult on startup projects.

If I end up in a barrel, I know exactly what people will assume.

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u/SanDiegoThankYou_ 1d ago

Not necessarily, work didn’t use to be peoples entire lives. It’s entirely possible people just forgot what one of their relatives did for work 40 years ago.

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u/Green7000 1d ago

I honestly can't tell you what one of my cousins does for work right now.

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u/brandonandtheboyds 18h ago

My own mother could not tell you what I do and I don’t even do anything crazy specific. It’s site civil engineering. Grading, stormwater management, erosion control, utility layout. If you’re not an engineer it actually sounds important. If you’re an engineer, you know I’m like the least important person on every project.

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u/MrKrustySocks 17h ago

Have you seen a massive increase in Geo-products being applied to erosion control on new builds?

Your job IS mega important lol.

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u/brandonandtheboyds 17h ago

I haven’t felt this seen in a while. Thank you, Mr. Krusty Socks. I wish products like that were more common but people love their cheap silt fences and continue to install them improperly. You gotta dig them out and bury the bottom or else it’s like a doggie door for soil.

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u/MrKrustySocks 15h ago

I got you homie! Anything engineering seems like a house of cards. Cant have a functional and practical product without every aspect being accounted.

I’d imagine that cheaper only creates a void of erosion underneath or a flow bypass?

My grandfather in law spent his career designing structures to move stormwater. Big ups.

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u/brandonandtheboyds 15h ago

Ah game recognizes game. You speak the truth. Many moving parts in a construction project and erosion control is widely overlooked in most places.

Yeah you have to curve the end sections to keep flows from going around, bury the bottom, so flow doesn’t go under, and in more sensitive areas like in a stream buffer you have to have two separate rows of silt fence for added protection. It’s all fun and games until mud/dirt is all over the adjacent property and now someone is getting in trouble.

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u/Snobolski 14h ago

"s/he's Bob the builder"

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u/Equivalent-Cicada165 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm a substitute teacher and don't think any of my cousins know. Boring job, no reason to talk about it

It's quite possible he was into shady shit but it's not impossible to think that he wasn't. 

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u/Dead_Internet69420 1d ago

It’s not impossible to think he wasn’t into something shady, but being executed, stuffed into a barrel, and dumped into Lake Mead is a very strong indicator of shady dealings. Then when you consider that a legit operator worth executing would surely have more public records to paint a picture of who he was (tax records, employment, real estate or business loans, etc), then it seems pretty impossible that this person who lived in the shadows didn’t die over some shady shit.  

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u/Barm8 19h ago

This is actually a tactic used by organized crime. Kill people is such horrible ways that people assume they had to be a part of it to deserve something like that. If he was just shot in the street people wouldn’t jump to this conclusion, but because he was stuffed in a barrel it makes it seem like he was involved.

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u/Green7000 14h ago

I know some people who take jobs cash only in an attempt not to pay taxes which is, yes, a crime. But migrant workers who move from farm to farm depending on the season or who take various restaurant jobs for short time bursts to get solvent before dropping the job to pursue music or spirituality or whatever aren't necessarily "into something shady" despite their objectively tax dodging ways.

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u/Equivalent-Cicada165 1d ago

That's why I said it is quite possible he was into shady shit. Just not impossible that he wasn't 

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u/realnonenthusiast 1d ago

i am confident none of my cousins know what i do for work

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u/whistling-wonderer 1d ago

I have over 60 first cousins. I think I could tell you what four or five of them do for work lol

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u/yeerk_slayer 14h ago

My brother switched jobs a bunch of times and now I don't remember what he's doing now.

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u/invaderzim257 1d ago

well see its the part where he was shot in the back of the head and stuffed in a barrel that gives the shady shit angle a bit more weight ya know

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u/SanDiegoThankYou_ 23h ago

Maybe but that is unfortunately a thing that could happen to anyone. Wrong place, wrong time.

I saw a teenager start a fight with a guy that he thought had been hitting on his GF - other guy de-escalated, angry BF pushed him, other guy pulled out a gun and bam…. In a small town or during a road rage incident… that’s how you could end up in a barrel.

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u/anohioanredditer 22h ago

But that’s a heat of the moment exchange. This is an execution murder and elaborate disposal of the body.

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u/SanDiegoThankYou_ 12h ago

I don’t know about execution, shot in the back of the head could be a surprise or an execution. Could have been just minding his own business when he passed a killer - it doesn’t imply any nefariousness on behalf of the victims.

Also, 12 Angry Men is a good movie.

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u/n10w4 9h ago

Also remember listening to a mob hitman and those psychos would sometimes just kill people for practice. Kinda insane tbf. What’s the percentage of murder cases that arent solved? 

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u/yellowcloak 11h ago

In the 70s/80s it definitely was, we just cared even less about each other than now

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u/justin_tino 21h ago

It says no one left alive knew what he did for work, implying he had closer family back in the 80s and wasn’t doing anything nefarious.

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u/takemebackto1993 1d ago

Damn. I would like to know the story of his demise.

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u/schmigglies 1d ago

Early 80s and found in a barrel in Lake Mead? Cocaine is definitely involved.

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u/EvilLuggage 1d ago

That's just when he was last seen by family. Death year not stated.

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u/i4get98 1d ago

if you’re using, how hard would it be to maintain a 46” waistline?  Aren’t you supposed to be skinny on coke?

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u/UnderADeadOhioSky 1d ago

John Belushi and Chris Farley

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u/NukeDraco 1d ago

And Billy Mays

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u/sumpfbruderschaft 1d ago

BILLY MAYS here with a brand new oil drum....get in.

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u/stanleemytucci 1d ago

I got a vegan coke head cousin pushing 3 bills

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u/Remote-Physics6980 21h ago

I didn't realize cocaine was vegan but I guess that makes sense.

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u/Zurrascaped 1d ago

Coke can actually make you gain weight because you can drink 3x as much and your eating habits get all wonky

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u/Over-Change7768 1d ago

Surprisingly, ive known some very large cocaine users in my day. Definitely not the norm, but it does happen.

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u/DefNotUnderrated 1d ago

Oof, the thought of what that combo could do to your heart makes me wince

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u/Over-Change7768 17h ago

Yea, I don’t think they end up living lengthy lives.

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u/CuriouslyImmense 1d ago

Not if they also drink alot

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u/hazeldazeI 14h ago

I think if he already had a conviction for fraud he probably tried to rip off or try something with the wrong people and ended up in Lake Mead.

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u/MCStarlight 1d ago

They thought he was “out and about.”

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u/AudibleNod 1d ago edited 1d ago

The article doesn't give the identification. There's going to be a press conference at 3 PM (Las Vegas time).

Items recovered included a short-sleeved button-down shirt, jeans with a 46-inch waist and 30-inch inseam, blue-and-white size 11 Trax tennis shoes and a silver Timex watch.

46-in waist in the late 70s wasn't too common. Most waist sizes in America were in the mid-30s. And a 30 inch inseam can mean the person is between 5'6" and 5'10" or so, give or take.

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u/Para_Regal 1d ago

I was just about to comment on the waist size vs inseam length. I’m 5 foot nothing and my inseam is 28”, so it wouldn’t surprise me if this man was more like 5’4-5’6 and quite portly.

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u/therempel 1d ago

I'm a 6'0" guy usually wear 36 or 38" waist with a 28" or 30" inseam. My proportions are very wonky though. All torso and arms.

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u/alxfx 16h ago

You got the lucky draw. I'm 5'4" and wear a 28" waist and 30-32" inseam. All legs lol

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u/therempel 16h ago

Damn! We should be some sort of old timey comedy duo.

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u/Imaginary_Rhubarb179 1d ago

I'm 5' 10", about 160 lbs. A 32" inseam fits me like a glove

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u/stevewmn 1d ago

I'm 5'11 and I usually wear a 30" inseam, though 31" might fit better if they made them. 32" inseam pants wind up dragging on the floor if I don't hike them up constantly.

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u/kranelegs 1d ago edited 1d ago

6’4” and about 155 lbs and yeah 32 or if I can find 33 is what I wear x 36”

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u/toochocolaty 1d ago

6’7” 40 inch waist and a 36-38 inseam. It’s so hard to find clothes that fit

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u/hertzsae 1d ago

Then you either have long legs for a guy or wear too long of pants. The average male wearing a 28" inseam is between 5'4" and 5'8".

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u/Para_Regal 1d ago

lol, I’m a lady, and pretty proportionate. But you do have a point — men either tend to be long torso’d with short legs, or long legged with short torsos.

Source: 30 years experience as a costume designer. Taken A LOT of measurements in my time.

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u/Reasonable-Mess3070 1d ago

Im built the same as you. 5' with 28" inseam. I always say "i dont have much height but the little bit I do have is all in my legs" lol

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u/gus_thedog 1d ago

It was Fat Tony

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u/caelum_daemon 1d ago

Shoot I'm 5'3" with a 30 inch inseam. There's a huge height range.

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u/SecretlyARaven 1d ago

I’m just shy of 5’11 with a 33 inch inseam, the range is fucked haha

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u/carlthetrashman 1d ago

6' 3" with a 32" inseam...though I probably should be a 34" if I wore my jeans at my waist with a single break.

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u/Michelhandjello 1d ago

6'3" with a 31" inseam. I am all back with stumpy little legs.

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u/porcinechoirmaster 1d ago

6'0" with a 27", I hear you.

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u/pixi88 1d ago

Holy torso!

My fam is the same. Both my kids are 2 sizes up in shirts from pants. (Ie, 2t pants and 4t shirts.) To the point that they stresed me out about their femur length after ultrasounds during pregnancy. My hustband looked at me crazy, and gestured at our bodies 😅

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u/TSAOutreachTeam 14h ago

Miata is not the answer for you. 😔

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u/porcinechoirmaster 9h ago

I tried to sit in one once at a meetup back in high school. I got my legs in fine, but I literally could not get my head inside the car. The owner was laughing his ass off at me sitting there with my head just poking clear out of the car.

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u/InspectorOrdinary321 1d ago

5'8" with 33", haha. I look like a daddy long legs. I'm very short when I sit down. Nobody believes me when I say I need more leg room until I show them.

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u/TechnicalDark8675 1d ago

My dad, husband, and oldest son are all 5’8” and have a 29” sometimes 30” inseam. My two youngest sons are both around 5”10 and have a 30-31” inseam. Torso length vs leg length and how high you wear your pants. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/UBC145 1d ago

What the hell were you doing in that barrel??

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u/caelum_daemon 1d ago

I dropped my last skittle inside. It was the blue one.

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u/UBC145 1d ago

Ah, well fair enough, carry on!

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u/Acceptable-Peace-69 1d ago

Damn Long legs for 5’3”. Short neck?

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u/DullCommunicators 1d ago

I'm six feet and wear a 30" inseam

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u/1Happymom 1d ago

5' 31" Im basically legs with shoulders and a head.

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u/hahaTerrific 1d ago

5’ 31”? Just say 7’ 7” like a normal person

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u/Warcraft_Fan 1d ago

Short and wide person? Possibly someone who had huge debt and was killed? I think I know who he is. J. Wellington Wimpy, killed for unpaid debt of oh about 5,000 hamburgers.

/s

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u/steeldragon88 1d ago

I guess Tuesday finally came for Wimpy

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u/avantgardengnome 1d ago

Pretty wild that we’re coming up on the 100 year anniversary for that reference lol.

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u/Warcraft_Fan 1d ago

Just 5 more years.

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u/Mediocre-Proposal686 1d ago

Not only that, but they were vidal Sassoon jeans. Could the 46” be a typo?

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u/PrincipledBeef 1d ago

Got a real chode on our hands, here.

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 1d ago

Big guy, in las Vegas... Gonna be a fighter that didn't take a fall for the mafia I reckon

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u/Kundrew1 1d ago

46-inch waist on a boxer? I know there have been sideshow boxers like butterbean that would be close but overall that size does not fit a boxer.

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u/Dickin_son 1d ago

46 inch waist with a 30 inch inseam is a certified chode. No way it's a professional athlete

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u/Nearby-Key8834 1d ago

Tuna can.

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u/superkickpunch 1d ago

They goose 'em a lil bit.

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u/Dburingr 1d ago

Those are definitely chode jeans.

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u/mavis_pepsi 1d ago

Gotta a total chode on our hands

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u/dirty15 1d ago

Hahaha a tuna can.

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u/luveveryone 1d ago

Leave my penis out of this!

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u/Ding-Dong-Dutch 1d ago

They're talking about the shape not the smell

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u/luveveryone 1d ago

Oh good because I couldn't confidently claim that kind of girth

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u/1991K75S 1d ago

I was going to say Weeble but that seems mean.

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u/jesseeme 1d ago

The way you said it made it less mean :)

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u/malthar76 1d ago

What are “Cho” jeans?

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u/rudebrew 1d ago

Fuckin JUNK

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u/Dickin_son 1d ago

Cho'De

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u/YogiBerraOfBadNews 1d ago

Damn dude how big of a barrel we talking? Hopefully not 55gal

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u/footlonglayingdown 1d ago

Could be a bowler. 

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u/userhwon 1d ago

These days that's just a moderately chubby person.

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u/za72 1d ago

It's gonna be a bookie

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u/Iohet 1d ago

Or must a fat guy who was on the wrong side of a gambling debt

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u/Church_of_Cheri 1d ago

Jimmy Hoffa was a bit bigger by that point, drinking can do that as well as a more sedentary lifestyle with age. So a lot of older gangsters match that description.

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u/Nearby-Key8834 1d ago

A 46 inch waste? The only thing this guy was fighting is getting up the stairs and not losing his breath.

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u/ki7sune 1d ago

Yeah, I'm huge but six inches taller and my waistline isn't as large. This guy was 350+ lbs.

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u/The_Grungeican 1d ago

Not necessarily. I’m 5’7 and 280 lbs. I wear size 48 pants.

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u/ki7sune 12h ago

I'd be terrible at the weight-guessing carnival-game I guess. Height really does matter a lot.

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u/Excusemytootie 1d ago

Nah, not with a 46” inch waist 😂😂.

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u/MrBrawn 1d ago

I was about to say, look for pinky rings.

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u/Objective-Amount1379 1d ago

I’m 5’8- my inseam is 33 or 34”. 30 is short

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u/The-disgracist 1d ago

I’m 6’3” and I buy 30” inseams…

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u/Glum-Ad7761 22h ago

Those are palooka proportions…

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u/KillaWallaby 1d ago

I am an extreme outlier at 6' 2" and a 30 inch inseam.

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u/jackrabbit323 1d ago

A lot of barrels in that lake, and a lot of problems are sunk in that lake, but you gotta do it right. I mean you gotta have the barrel packed before you show up with a package in the trunk.

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u/Aurora_Gaspipe 1d ago

“I knew all about the barrels in Lake Mead, of course, and everywhere I looked there could’ve been a barrel.”

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u/AgKnight14 1d ago

If they had dumped it over the original riverbed, it likely would’ve never been found. There are places in Lake Mead still nearly 300 feet deep right now, even though the lake is 190 feet below full pool

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u/brandon_in_iowa 1d ago

I should have started a barrel business back in the 80s.

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u/thecommuteguy 1d ago

You could say the same thing about the Nicki Santoro quote from Casino about the Vegas desert. Makes you wonder with all the sprawl how many had a house or some building built on them.

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u/Malthusianismically 1d ago

When I lived in Fort Myers, FL, there was a place that was still pretty undeveloped called Lehigh Acres. The largely wooded areas would catch fire every year (arson) and eventually the burnt brush would be cleared for development.

Every year I lived there the development would start and then abruptly stop because they would keep finding bodies in the woods.

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u/amandatoryy 1d ago

Sheesh I’ve never heard of that and I was born there (and am still there).

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u/chezzer33 1d ago

Have you been living under a shed?

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u/amandatoryy 18h ago

No, but I’m not sure how much news about bodies being unearthed in Lehigh I consumed as a child. I don’t see anything in the news about it either.

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u/Malthusianismically 7h ago

Tbf, I lived there back in '04; this was a while ago. I'm sure a lot of that land has since been developed. I haven't been back there in ages 😅

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u/URPissingMeOff 23h ago

They've been developing the Summerlin area (west of the strip) for decades and when they first started, they were turning up so many bodies, they had to ask the press to stop publishing them all because it was a bad look for the area.

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u/thecommuteguy 21h ago

That’s fcked up.

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u/amp_it 1d ago

As someone who lives near the edge of Las Vegas, I am now deeply unsettled by this possibility I’d never considered.

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u/thecommuteguy 1d ago

Id visit North LV like once a year on the literal edge of town and run on the street with nothing between the street and the mountains for about a mile.

Who knows what’s out there.

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u/Dause 1d ago

I mean you can say this about almost any area were humans existed. Lots of burial grounds, or graves from the olden times no one knows about.

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u/hopalongrhapsody 1d ago

op was adapting that quote for this situation

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u/Rocangus 1d ago

Frankie, do him a fuckin' favor.

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u/Massive_Penalty_7287 1d ago

Get the coffee to go

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u/Subliminal-Criminal9 1d ago

We're lookin for carmine

I saw him, he had a barrel and everything and then he left

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u/cruisingforapubing 12h ago

I had a friend whose family lived in a development like 45 minutes north of Vegas. They kept having to delay the project because they’d uncover bodies and for each one detectives would have to come out and investigate. All were from back in the mob days

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u/sealosam 1d ago

"... jeans with a 46-inch waist and 30-inch inseam.."

This guy was definitely mixed in with the Vegas area mobsters lol

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u/n4b40m1 1d ago

Chode jeans

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u/atwarwiththemystics_ 1d ago

Fucking junk. Julie gave them to me.

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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries 1d ago

Built like a wheel of cheese.

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u/diohable 1d ago

What are chojeans

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u/n4b40m1 1d ago

They're jeans for a chode. A size 54 waist, 10-inch legs

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u/BigBanggBaby 1d ago

I almost killed myself, Julie!

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u/koolaidismything 1d ago edited 18h ago

I bet they found some Magnum dong socks in the barrel too.

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u/BlasterShow 23h ago

Fuckin junk

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u/BreakfastCalm3352 16h ago

Chojean, chojean, chojean, chojeeeeaaaann
I’m begging of you, please don’t put me in a large can

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u/Whole_Assumption_526 1d ago

Trax tennis shoes.

If you’re Gen X, you know. K-Mart brand. Probably where he got the Timex watch too.

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u/wes_wyhunnan 1d ago

Just spitballing here, but an Italian fellow?

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u/Aurora_Gaspipe 1d ago

I suppose a wiseguy could wear Velcro trainers and shop at K-Mart.

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u/yooobuddd 1d ago

When your waist is 46 inches, your apparel options become limited

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u/OkEnvironment3961 1d ago

This is true. Used to wear size 44 and when those got snug my options were not looking good. Down to 34-36 now.

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u/Rin-Rose 1d ago

Good job man, I know that can be a tough change.

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u/Warcraft_Fan 1d ago

Nice! A few years ago I was wearing 42. I now wear 36.

Diabetes does have a way of forcing lifestyle chanfe

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u/OkEnvironment3961 1d ago

Damn, I'm sorry. I hope you are managing it well. I had heart failure in my 30's. Had to make a change. Eat healthy-er and workout nearly everyday now.

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u/yooobuddd 1d ago

Good work!

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u/WithaK19 1d ago

But apparently a barrel still fits

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u/yooobuddd 1d ago

A barrel has near a 72" circumfence, he would need a belt

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u/WithaK19 1d ago

But they're only like 4 feet tall, so they probably had to squish him in there.

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u/yooobuddd 1d ago

I don't think anyone said he was in one piece

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u/weakplay 1d ago

I see what you did there and thanks for the laugh.

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u/Towelbit 1d ago

“jeans with a 46-inch waist and 30-inch inseam”

Whoever he is, he is a big fella.

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u/TheSchlaf 1d ago

Ol' Jimbo?

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u/ermghoti 1d ago

Authorities believe the man was shot in the back of the head sometime between the late 1970s and early 1980s before his body was placed inside the barrel and dumped into the lake.

Possible organized crime connection remains unclear

Well let's not jump to conclusions here. Maybe he was standing on the barrel, floating around the lake, while cleaning his loaded gun, which accidentally went off while he was taking a break sleeping on it, then it flew off into the lake and was eaten by a carp.

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u/ElCiclope1 1d ago

People who have zero connection to organized crime dispose of bodies like this. Given the details it seems pretty likely it is connected to the mafia, but not 100%. The police avoiding tunnel vision is alright with me.

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u/fergehtabodit 1d ago

Da, this is how happened comrade.

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u/overbarking 1d ago

I'm sure the mob buried many of their victims the same way.

They must have been tired of burying them in the desert.

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u/Goregoat69 18h ago

 They must have been tired of burying them in the desert.

“You could be there all night!”

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u/NoFocus761 1d ago

Ah, finally. Jimmy Hoffa.

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u/imtooldforthishison 1d ago

Trying to figure out how a person with a 46 inch waist was shoved into a barrel

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u/Poiuytrewq0987650987 1d ago

Forcefully, I imagine.

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u/suchabadamygdala 1d ago

46 in waist and a 30 in inseam. I’m a little teapot, short and stout

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u/userhwon 1d ago

(maths) That's a 15-inch diameter. A 55-gallon drum (which is what this most probably is) has a 23-inch diameter and 35-inch height. He's not fighting back, so he won't mind if they have to jump on the lid to get it closed.

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u/Acceptable-Peace-69 1d ago

The standard external circumference of a 55-gallon drum is approximately 72.26 inches (183.5 cm), which is based on a standard outer diameter of 23 inches. [1]

No problem. Even easier because he was relatively short.

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u/AtlasThePittie 1d ago

We're pretty stackable when we're in pieces.

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u/sowhat4 1d ago

If you have a pig farm or live on the edge of the desert, you can fillet a fair bit of fat off a person. If they've been dead a bit, they don't even bleed that much. (so I've heard and read about)

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u/addivinum 1d ago

You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.

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u/ZU34 1d ago

Fried Green Tomatoes.

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u/4crom 1d ago

Lots of lubricant

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u/SoCal_GlacierR1T 1d ago

A wordy article revealing almost nothing... was writer paid by character count?

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u/CounterAgentVT 1d ago

Usually by the word, honestly.

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u/redbanjo 1d ago

Found a barrel off the shore in Lake Powell while diving. I noped out of there pretty quick. Not sure who or what was in it and the condition of the barrel!

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u/Aurora_Gaspipe 1d ago

Probably something extremely scary or extremely radioactive.

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u/denstolenjeep 1d ago

What are the chances it was THIS barrel?

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u/4crom 1d ago

0% since he's talking about Lake Powell.

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u/CrispyHaze 1d ago

What are the chances the corpse was into portaging?

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u/jallred11 1d ago

What happens in Vegas…

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u/BadAsBroccoli 22h ago

...ends up in Lake Mead.

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u/THIESN123 1d ago

Spooky lake month topic perhaps!?

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u/_BreadDenier 1d ago

Umm yes hello

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u/cranberryjuiceicepop 1d ago

Thank u i got this reference <3

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u/haven4ever 1d ago

They finally found Fat Dom Gamiello!

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u/Aurora_Gaspipe 1d ago

He floated all the way from Jersey!

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u/doublek1022 1d ago

Update: Press conference revealing the identity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAuwYteRvp4

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u/eric_ts 1d ago

Old people here might remember a Drano-like product called Janitor in a Drum. I’m going to hell because that was my first thought.

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u/mamabearette 1d ago

Fat Carmine sleeps with the fishes

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u/BestCheshire 18h ago

46 inch waist…how big was the barrel?

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u/yellowcloak 11h ago

Oil barrels are 22-23" across, which is plenty to fit a 46" waist.

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u/Jkbucks 1d ago

How’d they fit this guy in the barrel?