r/mildlyinteresting • u/dingus_authority • 4h ago

I found a spiral piece of sagebrush

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u/squirrelcoat 4h ago

That's an enchanted focus if I've ever seen one.

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u/dingus_authority 4h ago

I'm regretting not bringing it home. I'll have to hike back out tonight and get it.

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u/imapie31 ​ 1h ago

Thats assuming another wizard hasnt reached it before you

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u/Large_War_7280 4h ago

That thing probably unlocks a side quest if you hold it during a full moon

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u/Kinnakeet 4h ago

You burn that when theres a tornado heading your way and you want god to spare ur house.

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u/dingus_authority 2h ago

My valley has never had a tornado. I've been told it's because of the shape of the valley.

But now... Now I know the truth.

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u/ceruleania 4h ago

Wow, I bet that smells amazing

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u/dingus_authority 4h ago

Sadly, sage wood doesn't smell like much except sand and rabbit poop.

But the leaves smell fantastic! Smells like home to me.

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u/ceruleania 3h ago

Ahh okay, I should have looked more clearly. It sure looks cool

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u/WerewolfUnable8641 2h ago

That shit could cleanse Satan's own asshole ifnyou smudged it.