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u/New_Function_6407 8h ago
That $20 bill has seen some things.
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u/MorbidandBack 8h ago
Up a strippers ass for sure.
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u/ravens-n-roses 5h ago
High end stripper. I work for the local strip club bank - for whatever reason they all bank with ONE bank in my state. Probably a regulation of some kind.
Most strip clubs don't even bother stocking 20s. They will get 20k in 1s every week though. Only fancy places with words like diamond or cabaret or gentlemens club will get a small amount of 20s.
One club is just called all 3 and they order the most 20s
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u/sidc42 1h ago
DJ'ed at a strip club in college. Absolutely my first thought although we were in a shit neighborhood in the 1990's so they would have been on $1 bills.
Between sweat and having tops rub against them while being taken off and put back on several times an hour, fake lashes can come unglued several times a night. It's a dark room with uneven stage lighting and they're dancing in heals so the second they get in the dancers eyes, they remove them for safety reasons and they stick to paper money easier than anything else the dance has to stick them too.
She probably intended to reuse them then couldn't find the bill they were stuck on.
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u/MaybeCats 4h ago
I have clusters like that and even when I try my hardest to keep track of where they are, Iāll always find one or two stuck to some random thing
I think itās a spider every time š
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u/thejoeface 3h ago
I was a stripper for 10 years and loose falsies would always spook my wife. She called them my āskittersā because yes, they look like spiders. Especially in the middle of the night on the bathroom counter when she wasnāt wearing her glasses.Ā
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u/snipingpig 8h ago
Definitely from a strip club
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u/Cr1ms0nLobster 7h ago
People are throwing $20s at the strip club now? Man, inflation is getting insane.
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u/HotDangThoseMuffins 8h ago