It doesn’t rhyme like wtf

Me checking for these masks on my work computer, so I can buy them when I get home. I saved the screenshot so I could exactly the thing we decided.

Listen...I know the difference is $3.18, but really?!? I wish there was a way to punish companies that did this. And yes, I'm aware that we punish these companies by not spending money with them. I don't have to shop at Amazon but the other option is Walmart.

And I flat refuse to shop at Walmart.

I was carefully cleaning it by hand immediately after every use to keep it as dry and clean as possible and now this 🙃

I guess I'll need a sharpening stone or something.

We wanted to play trivial pursuit, but a previous guest put the pie pieces in wrong on purpose. Not sure what’s more infuriating, the design that allows this or the jerks that did it.

This is definitely why I keep losing /s

Every Wednesday this grocery store changes its weekly sales items. I would go into the store's app to clip the coupons for the hot ticket items for that week. I needed sliced bread and the coupon was for the 20oz size of a particular brand of any flavor/variety. This store always has issues with not updating their sales in their system so I would have to show the employee my clipped digital coupon and they would manually adjust it after confirming.

Well this one employee looked at the bread and said "It's the wrong size. You grabbed the 4oz size" and that's why it wasn't going through. She clearly missed the "1lb" and only looked at the "oz" number. I explained to her that it says 1lb 4oz which equals 20 oz but she wasn't getting it. Finally another employee came and adjusted it for me.

If you don't know, this is a commemorative mug sold at a US Air Force Base exchange to service members. It mentions 1947, the year the US Air Force was founded.

It features a fucking French fighter jet. French. Let that sink in.

I'm slightly vexed because personally I find the Rafale to be one of the sexiest fighter jets out there, but how did this get through?

This was in response to me getting a job at warehousing. And so as an ACTUAL artist myself, I legitimately drew my own piece basically being the same but I replaced the IT stuff with a drawing tablet, it might be shittier in terms of details but at least it's made by flesh, blood and cringe.

Currently on a flight to LAX and someone is wearing enough perfume to let us all not only smell them but also taste their lovely scent. I would straight up rather smell BO or ass than to be coughing and hacking over their perfume. Hopefully someone has altitude induced flatulence soon to freshen up the cabin.

For reference, this is the trailer cam from Ford. When in reverse, that isn't there.

Every taco is smashed and unedible. When these were 25 cents it would have been worth it.

It really frustrates me when I’m trying to turn right, but I can’t because there’s a pedestrian more than halfway across the road, and the person behind me honks because they want me to go. Like, do you literally want me to run the person over? Drives me crazy.

I was already frustrated with this doctor before picking up this prescription today. This guy is only reachable by phone, during 9-5 (which is when I’M at work), and has no voicemail if you catch the office staff on one of their random lunch breaks. After calling the office to have 3 scripts that had run out of refills renewed, I had to first confirm that I couldn’t wait on any of these medications (I had already run out on two and was dangerously low on the third) before asking for a refill. When I went to the pharmacy today, they had only gotten refill notices for 2 of the 3 scripts, so now I get to slowly run out of my nerve pain medication. Since they hadn’t received a script for the syringe refills (intramuscular syringes are dispensed by the pharmacy where I’m from), these little B12 vials just get to sit and look pretty. Thank God I see this doctor on Monday so I can passively aggressively chew him out for his incompetence on letting me be unnecessarily exhausted an in pain for failing to keep me properly medicated while overfilling a prescription we had agreed at a previous appointment to stop. I know I need a new doc, but his specialty (neurology) is necessary to keeping my chronically ill ass functional, and finding a new doctor where I am is the “Wild West” as my mother puts it.

Edit: Appropriate syringes acquired from the Bezos business! I shall have them tomorrow!

When you grabbing an available cart and it's loud AF.

... stole a whole night's worth of sleep, made herself at home in my slippers, made me waste 15€ on traps (the catch&release kind), just to get stuck in and yoinked from an empty bag of tortilla chips, which I used to lure her out the night before.

Don't worry she got released right after taking her mugshots.

A molded phone with smiley face and arrow pointing into the “V” shaped compartment. Some screen time is just what they need now that you’re outside to play.

Edit: If used for video of kid swinging: great.
If used for screen time by a lazy parent/guardian: infuriating.

I reviewed a bait and switch product on amazon where they had listed 40 serving size for certain cost but then I received a lower serving size amount (30). The listing was changed to 30 when I went back to check and get evidence to complain so I left a review on what the company/listing did. This is what Amazon says… Unfortunately, Amazon was the best way to get this product, now I have to find another supplier.

This was actually more cool than infuriating, but still weird.

Client went into our store directly from his horse (said he was in a a rush). I was shocked, my dad was mad - he denied service and told guy to go asap. Horsie pooped and peed before being removed, client refused to clean it up.

Before leaving, client complained "we weren't very smart" and "didn't know how to do business" because "the client is always right."

I got to clean horse pee and poop. Sadly not the first time in my life lol.
Happened a while ago, I don't live there anymore.