r/mildlyinfuriating • • 11h ago

ಠ_ಠ Opponent watses 10 mins in this position hoping I lose patience n go 🤦

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u/BananaPeelEater420 11h ago

This is reportable

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u/e0xz 11h ago

Thanks man , did not know that. New to online chess

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u/Ofdasche 9h ago

It's a form of grieving

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u/pollococo90 9h ago

Griefing* not grieving

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u/ld13br 8h ago

Grieving his loss

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u/unkn0wnname321 7h ago

If it happened earlier, isnt grieving the past tense? 😉

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u/theproblemdoctor 9h ago

He was grieving and griefing

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u/Serenaded 3h ago

Poor bastard. Probably Googling 'how to feel again' as we speak. Everyone processes loss differently.

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u/_Pewdipie_ 1h ago

My condolences

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u/ODZtpt 6h ago

the technical name for this kind of griefing is "stalling", pretty sure theres a whole separate report reason option specifically for stalling

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u/egnards 11h ago

I see this a lot in MTG Arena as well - When people realize they're about to lose they'll make each turn go down to the very last second, hoping you get frustrated and just leave - They can play quickly for the first half, but once the tides turn? Every single turn takes the exact maximum amount of time.

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u/e-chem-nerd 11h ago

Slow play is now reportable in MTGA, so now if they are dead to rights but force the last 2 turns to take full time, that is an infraction that could build up to a ban, if everyone starts reporting this kind of behavior.

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u/egnards 11h ago

Ah nice that's good to know - I play in spurts, so like religiously for 2-3 months and then forget about it for 6 months. I'll have to go back to it.

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u/will4zoo 8h ago

Surely somehow they can detect a game is closer to finishing and decrease turn time.. Right?

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u/Maleficent-Gain-3179 8h ago

The longer the game goes on the more information people have to process as well

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u/riverwaterinsox 7h ago

It's pretty hard to heuristically determine when the game is close to ending in Mtg. Games can stall out even if a player has low life or is losing on board. Also certain combo decks may be losing by a large margin, then pull off a long and complicated turn to swing the game, which this would unfairly punish

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u/EnvironmentSlight226 8h ago

Hell yeah when did they add that feature? Man was it a long time coming

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u/e-chem-nerd 8h ago

Within the last 30-45 days I think.

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u/makitstop 10h ago

honestly, i just find it funny whenever that happens, i've had times where people have straight up walked away from their computers because they were losing so hard to a couple of my decks, lol

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u/Radioactivocalypse 10h ago

Same happens in hearthstone.

I think they shortened the length of time you can delay it for, and get less time if you deliberately (or accidentally) run down the clock

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u/Cryogenycfreak 10h ago

In Hearthstone too, people let the timer run out in hope you rage quit.

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u/Senior-Dimension2332 10h ago

I think this happens because when people know it's over and are playing the mobile app, they just close the app rather than conceding and then closing the app.

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u/Epicjay 9h ago

Many people hate blue players because of the cards they play (counterspells and bounces). I hate blue players because as long as they have a single mana open, priority passes back to them whenever I try to do anything. They’ll take an extra 5 seconds multiple times on each of MY turns, which really adds up.

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u/not-skaven-yes-yes 9h ago

I'm so glad that the only online game I play (Kards) has a feature where taking too long lowers the amount of play time for subsequent turns and if it gets bad enough will force you to start to play within 20 sec or skip your turn.

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u/Dismas-Baised 8h ago

Man i used to love that game but fuck its balancing is horrible atp most decks just feel like playing solitaire with how much suppression, weather and the like there is

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u/ForeverDM4life 9h ago

What's weird is, I've never had that happen to me in Master Duel, which is strange because Yugioh players are probably the most toxic tcg players.

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u/jointheredditarmy 3h ago

Little did they know griefing me is like wrestling with a pig. I Immediate pop open another game and burn the rope down to the last second just like them. Unsurprisingly most of them leave after a couple of turns

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u/Scary_Corner3489 2h ago

It's worse than that. It's the whole "this guy killed me in an online game, he is so bad" thing.

They believe (to save their pride) you lucked out or played a cheap win and so the timer is just them saying "fuck you, this is your reward" to satisfy their bitterness.

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u/AfterAssistant910 11h ago

U can report him for stalling

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u/e0xz 11h ago

I did not know. Thanks for the heads up

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u/kwntyn 10h ago

I never resign when they want to waste my time. A win is a win, a loss is a loss and I will wait for my win while they wait for their loss. If I had anything better to do I wouldn't be playing chess in the first place lmao

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u/waifuwarrior77 7h ago

When I queue for a game, I am committing that amount of time. I have nowhere else to be!

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u/DarthSevrus 1h ago

Same. Like i have nothingbetter to be doing, i will wait you out

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u/Oarner__ 11h ago

Report for stalling, chesscom is usually pretty good with handling reports

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u/e0xz 11h ago

Thanks will do

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u/SoulReddit13 11h ago

Why haven't you pre moved checkmate?

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u/e0xz 10h ago

I am new to online chess , did not know i could do that

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u/tretroi 10h ago

Exactly. If they are just stalling on a won game premoving is the way to go.

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u/Bloodless10 8h ago

What is that?

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u/staleChips_ 7h ago

might be late but it is when you move even if its still their turn yet, so the moment they make a move your "premove" piece will be placed on the board as intended as long as their previous move doesn't result on check, kiling your premoved piece, or blocking them.

srry if english and format is bad but i hope you get the idea.

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u/zepherth GREEN 11h ago

No offense but how did your OPP have at least 11 extra minutes compared to your time before now?

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u/FornyHucker22 11h ago

could be a 15/10 or 30m game

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u/zepherth GREEN 11h ago

I mean that the time left before this turn would be 17:18 for black and 6:17 for white.

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u/GuardBuffalo 11h ago

Right didn’t they answer that question though? There was either increment or the game time control was higher than 17m and 18second.

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u/Fit_Employment_2944 11h ago

Because OP used their time better and their opponent played quickly and blundered

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u/e0xz 11h ago

It was a 15+10 game He had 13 mins I had 6 mins After this pic he still stalled me for 5 more minutes

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u/Soft_Lunch_183 10h ago

People play longer time controls then rush their moves and don't use the time, happens all the time online

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u/scrimblojimbus 10h ago

Premove Rc1, Kf2, Ke1, Kd1, promote pawn and ladder mate. Go make cup of tea and smile to yourself as you think about how your opponent is still watching the game hoping you'll quit, wasting his own time while thinking he's wasting yours

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u/e0xz 10h ago

Next time

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u/Tirux 6h ago

According to my FIL in this situation if you don't do a check mate in 10 turns the game is a tie.

...he was BS right?

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u/OrdinaryAncient3573 6h ago

He might have been a bit confused and thinking of the 50 move rule.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifty-move_rule

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u/Eena-Rin Why Do They Let Me Make These Myself??? 3h ago

If you're playing with a kid and they're drawing it out to be a little shit I could see that being a thing, but I've not heard of it before. I believe the rule is something like "the board can't have the same state 3 times or it's a tie", to stop people going back and forth between safe squares

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u/Tirux 3h ago

idk I was drunk and he was really upset I beat his ass anyway by just leaving him with 1 piece

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u/Sufficient-Ebb4378 6h ago

nope, 50 move rule resets after a pond move or capture move

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u/EdiesDaddy 9h ago

Yep, people are assholes and sore losers. Welcome to the Internet.

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u/badger6638 11h ago

yeah this is why i only play 3 min games, still happens sometime but tolerable. Also I suck so not getting into high elo anytime soon

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u/TCFNationalBank 11h ago

Can you submit multiple pre moves and afk? I don't play much but it looks like you should be able to set up endgame without much risk here. King next to rook, promote pawn, stagger rook/queen and push him to back rank

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u/Reddit_grill oh so you like it? PUT IT DOWN 11h ago

report

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u/18minusPi2over36 10h ago

I never understood why people do this. I assume most people who encounter this also just lock in a few premoves, take a quick snack break, and call the bluff, so it doesn't do much for safeguarding the staller's Elo. And even on those occasions it does work, that "You won! By abandonment" on the game-end screen must feel just so shameful to look at.

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u/NuclearGriffin 7h ago

This is unfortunately a very common tactic used by people in matchmaking games. Even in games with timed rounds, they will just sit there and run out the clock.

Used to happen to me all the time in MTG Arena

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u/Same_Art_6971 10h ago

Pre move all the way to check mate

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u/SidewinderSerpent 10h ago

Is there a turn timer on this?

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u/Dumb_Siniy 8h ago

Thank god, this against Chess. Com rule

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u/Im_not_Davie 8h ago

When people do this to me on lichess i add time to their clock

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u/AHornyRubberDucky ORANGE 6h ago

I'm new to chess but is it a goodove to promote your pawn to queen and then a staircase manoeuvre?

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u/Sigridka 6h ago

😯

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u/icbint 6h ago

Unlucky.

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u/Chemical-Visual-7992 6h ago

It does work.

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u/Sa7aSa7a 5h ago

I had a guy force a draw because he knew I was going to win so he just moved his king to force it. 

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u/LightLevelyu 5h ago

Its called stalling and you can report it

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u/TillGreat9631 4h ago

No premove?

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u/Future_Armadillo6410 4h ago

Sub-1100 (same as me) he shouldn't worry about his elo. He should focus on getting good.

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u/HollowHeart55555 4h ago

sighs whenever that happens to me it legit works, I have zerooo patience T_T

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u/killbot5000 52m ago

bro must play stacraft

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u/chincerd 7h ago

People do this in so many games, I often ensure to waste their time back, oh you gonna wait until the very last moment to make your move in this TCG? I have all the time in the world, I will watch a video while I wait, you can't exhaust my patience

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u/backwardbuttplug 11h ago

Ah, millenials that never learned to handle a loss. My friend would have them rage quit online matches in many games because they were about to lose. The forfeit hurt both players every time it seemed.

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 11h ago

That's not just millennials immo. Those people are there in every single generation

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u/scrimblojimbus 10h ago

"millennials" is crazy lmao they are like 40 now. Are you on deaths door unc?

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u/BuildAnything4 10h ago

yeah, it's the same with zoomers. My friend who just started chess last week was playing some zoomers who go to chess camp every year. The whole group of zoomers teamed up on him, he crushed them in 20 moves, and they just ended up crying and doing the 6-7 hand thing until their timers ran down.

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u/Aura1661 11h ago

This is a valid strategy. You should do everything in your power to win and this was his best option.

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u/confused-as-frick 11h ago

Also known as the Bitch-Strategy

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u/e0xz 11h ago

I call this no sportsmanship. Think all you want when it's not an obviously lost position mate

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u/eepy_lina 10h ago

no its not? games are meant to be fun for both players involved

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u/FornyHucker22 11h ago

the rimmer strategy