r/mildlyinfuriating • • 14h ago

go to your room Wife drove the truck yesterday. I get in this morning with a check engine light on, tire pressure light on and fuel light on

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Edit: too many comments to respond to.
It’s an f250 diesel used primarily for towing. 10mph is “normal” for it.

I confirmed with my wife’s boyfriend - he promised he did not hit a curb and was respectful when using it.

CEL light was low volts bad batteries. Cold air rolled in and causes the TPMS and CEL. $240 to fill that 40ish gallon diesel tank.

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u/Dieselmechanic1900 13h ago

Are you constantly pulling a trailer or are you always driving the shit out of it to get 10.3 mpg?

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u/Hang10arts 8h ago

I cringed when i saw my moms SUV getting 18 mpg, and she buys premium gas too. No wonder so many people complain about gas prices when they drive huge cars that get no gas mileage whatsoever. Even my old ass hybrid from 2006 was getting 33 mpg before i retired it for a 2024

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u/melez 2h ago

My MIL was getting 17mpg in a 2016 escape. It’s not even that big a crossover! My old 04 truck got 19.5 lifetime average.

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u/Adjective_Noun_99 11h ago

My Suburban gets 9mpg. Uphill, downhill, freeway, towing, zero difference. 9mpg.

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u/Dieselmechanic1900 10h ago

My 6.7 which is what this is gets an average of 18.5

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u/Shoddy_Background_48 7h ago

Mine gets 16 when empty, 10 when towing. It sits around most of the time until i need to tow (or need a mobile tent)

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u/DJBonkE1980 3h ago

Sounds like you either need some serious maintenance/ rebuild. Even a poorly running engines mpg changes with whether you are driving at night or during the day

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u/Ill_King_1982 12h ago

It’s a Ford F150. That’s just how it is. My dad’s truck gets about the same and he drives like a grandma. It gets around 5 to 6 mpg when he’s pulling his dump trailer

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u/Cpt_Covfefe 9h ago

My 2018 Ford F150 gets 22 mpg, but about 19 when towing. The Ecoboost v6 really changed the gas consumption.

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u/Ill_King_1982 9h ago

My dads is a 2018 as well, just not an Ecoboost. I'm sure he wishes it was lmao

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u/Dieselmechanic1900 10h ago

That’s definitely not an f150 dash

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u/merrythicccmas 8h ago

I mean, my 2013 raptor has a pretty similar dash. I also get the same gas mileage lol. It usually ranges 10-12mg

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u/Riyeko 9h ago

He's driving it worse than some of the semi trucks out here. Some of the newer big rigs can get 13 or 15 miles per gallon regardless of the load they're hauling.... Which is maxed out on US roads at 80,000lbs!

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u/peabody624 7h ago

To answer your question: OP is never coming back to the thread

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u/RW_McRae 14h ago

Imagine borrowing someone's truck for 1 day and all the lights come on. She probably thinks OP has never heard of vehicle maintenance

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u/Firm-Order-246 10h ago

She could’ve at least filled the tank

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u/oddlyvauge 10h ago

In this economy?? Best I can do is twenty bucks of regular.

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u/killerkitten115 9h ago

Looks like she did put $20 in…

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u/Asron87 8h ago

I literally just put $20 in. I am still under the line for Empty.

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u/oddlyvauge 7h ago

I tossed in $30 because I was right on E and forgot my wallet at home and that’s all the cash I had on me, not even an 1/8th of a tank.

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u/jesushaxyou 10h ago

Just trying to make it to the next gas station I guess

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u/RW_McRae 10h ago

Don't want to waste $100 filling a tank on a truck that's about to go into the scrapyard

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u/Sober-ButStillFucked 4h ago

Haha this was my mentality for years with shitty cars. I bought three $500 cars in a row. Did no maintenance. That all lasted like 6 years total. Pretty decent investment you ask me

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u/Epicotters 6h ago

A check engine light could be literally nothing. It's still polite to refill the tank to at least the level you got it at if someone lends you a vehicle.

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u/dph3onix 14h ago

I honestly doubt your wife did anything. She probably let her boyfriend drive it.

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u/xdarius 14h ago

can verify. am boyfriend.

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u/allhypejaceYT Your cursor is asymmetrical. 14h ago

can also verify, am wife's boyfriend's uncle

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u/Accurate_Tax_1302 14h ago

can verify, am wife's girlfriend.

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u/I_-AM-ARNAV i get infuriated a lot 13h ago

Can verify, am the car

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u/samsung18745 13h ago

Can Verify, was the air in the tire

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u/TheWholeEffinJoe 12h ago

Lmao “was” is killing me for no reason

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u/StormFallen9 6h ago

They're finally free

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u/Mountain_Egg16 BLACK 12h ago

Can verify, I am the engine

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u/KeyLecture6791 11h ago

Something is wrong with you

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u/IDriveAnAgeraR 7h ago

Can verify in Russia, car is you.

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u/skip6235 12h ago

I also choose that guy’s wife’s boyfriend

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u/govunah 9h ago

I think i passed you in traffic

https://giphy.com/gifs/BA0A9y8qwYt6U

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u/Disastrous_Ad5969 11h ago

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u/Solkre 9h ago

Fuck. This would out me so hard. I’m anal about PSI especially if there is a dash view showing all 4 at once.

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u/govunah 9h ago

My MIL has a Mercedes that only shows tire pressure if something is very wrong which is kinda unhelpful when it seems to pick up nails with every oil change. But you can ask the UX to read out pressures

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u/Solkre 9h ago

The simple alerts are still super useful. It’s just more work to find the problem.

My car is a pro at picking up screws that go in while almost sealing it’s own hole. So I get a tire that goes from 36 to like 28, looks fine to me waking up to it but would definitely damage if I drove on it.

My old prius had that simple alert and saved me a half dozen times. My new car shows all 4 tires individually.

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u/Fyler1 9h ago

Bro lol I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

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u/n00bytrader 14h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/quantumbikemechanic 8h ago

This post is Reddit in a nutshell lol

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u/caintowers RED 13h ago

I bought a truck and gave my (ex) girlfriend my car to use since she helped out with the down payment on the truck by selling her car. It was a 3 year old Camry in excellent condition. Within a few months she had backed into a pole (despite the rearview camera), panicked when someone in front of her was backing up and backed into the car behind her (I was in the passenger seat. The car wasn't even close to us). And then, when turning right out of our driveway, she turned directly into a parked van. Bent the side pillar of the Camry and basically totalled it.

We need better public transit because some people shouldn't drive

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u/brassninja 11h ago

My ex voluntarily turned in his drivers license in exchange for a state ID because he had totaled about 6 cars by the age of 30 and was basically uninsurable. He was a mechanic.

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u/footsteps71 10h ago

Dude. He can't even test drive to diagnose. Wth

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u/brassninja 9h ago

Honest to god, he basically hated cars lol. The only reason he was a mechanic is because he was forced to learn as a kid growing up in extreme poverty. Fixing up cars was a way to earn a quick buck in his family. He is no longer a mechanic as far as I know. When we were together he was in the process of taking classes to try and break away from blue collar work.

I did all the driving whenever possible, my record is still spotless.

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u/footsteps71 9h ago

That's a wild ride. If you're good at it, use it to survive and get out I guess. I'm glad he got to a place where he felt he could make the change it seems.

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u/brassninja 8h ago

Not before selling his soul to the snap on truck 😔

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u/Altruistic_Salt8149 12h ago

So after the two back up oopsies , you still let her drive 😭

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u/caintowers RED 12h ago

The things we do for... erm... love.

Jokes aside, in my mind I had given her the car, even if it was still in my name, and she had to go to work. But yeah after the van strike we both preferred I drive her to work most of the time. Which was nice sometimes, we could stop for breakfast and stuff

Got lucky on the van too. It was abandoned partially in the red so the police had it towed it away and that was that. The Camry still drove and it looked minor on the outside so it wasn't until I tried to sell it and got it inspected did I find out about the frame damage. Ended up going for salvage auction.

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u/Adorable_Ad4990 11h ago

Did you read the last sentence? People have no choice sometimes if they need to drive to work and have a normal life. I agree with the comment. We need more transit

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u/Undercvr_victini 10h ago

I love cars, but I love the existence and increase of development into public transit even more. More people taking public transit means less people on the roads, which means more zoom zooms for me in my car instead of sitting in traffic

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u/milksasquatch 10h ago

My ex ran my pristine truck into an opening gate because someone behind her honked. That was the day she became my ex. I was understanding and nice about it, but I wanted an out and this helped!

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u/Wavage 13h ago

Average fuel economy, 10.3 miles per gallon?

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u/OMGWTFBBQUE 11h ago

This is America, you’re not supposed to get good gas mileage when you’re using an F-950 going from the mall parking lot to pick up 1 bag of groceries from wal-mart.

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u/Jimi_Hotsauce 10h ago

Don't forget driving 20 miles each way to work, getting 9MPG then complaining about gas prices. My boss does this, has the biggest most fuel inefficient vehicle and is always complaining about gas prices. I drive just as far and while yeah gas is expensive, I'm getting around 5× the gas milage.

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u/Punman__5 10h ago

I literally get 60 mpg in my Prius. A lot of it comes down to how you drive too. I have to drive 40 miles to work and 40 miles home every day. If I go 80 on the interstate I can get maybe 45-50mpg. If I go 65 on cruise control I can easily get 60mpg. And the funniest part is that I always get there in the same amount of time because if there’s any traffic it nullifies the time gained by going fast.

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u/govunah 9h ago

I get 5mpg more driving my civic compared to my wife driving it. The only place I see a difference is she crawls away from a stop light and I accelerate a little harder to get the turbo involved.

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u/Punman__5 9h ago

Oh yea my girl somehow got 38mpg on the regular in her Prius too (we both drove Priuses) which is crazy because you pretty much have to actively try to get mileage that poor in that car.

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u/FlavorburstSC 12h ago

Bruh I drive a Jeep Wrangler with 33" offroad tires and I get like 16.2?! The fuck

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u/Firefighterboss2 INCARNADINE 10h ago

The Wrangler my parents had when I was still living with them had 37 inch tires and would get around 8-10 mpg, maybe 12 on a good day. However, it eventually got so old that all of the vital parts in the engine including the transmission were eventually replaced with new parts and it managed to average out at around 18 mpg

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u/Lord_Dingus83 10h ago

Got ya a Gucci Jeep that lives in a city lol

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u/Dooski-Bumbs 12h ago

Ford transit 250 with the fancy twin turbo 3.5 ecoboost… 10.9 mpg lol

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u/__g_e_o_r_g_e__ 11h ago

7m long 3m high motorhome (RV) - 28mpg(uk) so 23 US MPG.

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u/RodgerRodger8301 9h ago

And in a diesel. Going to need a second mortgage soon.

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u/AffectionateBet3603 10h ago

Shit should be illegal in passenger vehicles

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u/Syzyjyzygy 8h ago

Best we can do is reduce fuel efficiency requirements, sorry

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u/2InchesOfHumus 9h ago

It is! But that’s a utility vehicle.

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u/Bombi_Deer 8h ago

I still can't get over the dealership trying to sell me a truck when I went in to look at a Kia Niro Hybrid lmao.
I love my 50mpg

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u/mosesenjoyer 12h ago

Welcome to big stupid trucks for no reason

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u/Dramatic-Sorbet-6621 11h ago

Stock 6.7 powerstroke. Needs deleted to get that number up.

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u/MKUltraGreatsword 14h ago

Pretty cool that she fixed all of your broken dashboard indicator lights.

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u/head_pat_slut 14h ago

one day of wife driving truck wouldn't make your check engine light or air pressure change significantly, dude. maintain your shitbox. the gas is a fair complaint i guess but not that deep

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u/InTheSky57 13h ago

Air pressure is probably due to the 36° temperature

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u/QuercusSambucus 12h ago

It's fall when things start getting cold at night. I often have to reinflate my tires after the first cold snap.

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u/CocknBalls4 13h ago

Probably just “noticing” since he’s got someone to blame other than himself lol

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u/elKane0 14h ago

It looks like a little under a quarter tank so probably 4 miles left

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u/ThereInAFortnight 14h ago

Fuel light, sure, but are you really blaming the other things on her?

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 14h ago

Right? Like she popped the hood and started wrenching? She's got other things to do. Not getting gas, but things tho.

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u/Professional-Cat2123 14h ago

It also depends how much gas was in the car before she used it. How do we know the gas wasn’t already low and or how much she even used.

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u/ThereInAFortnight 13h ago

I think the main thing we don't know about the situation is whether or not "she" even exists. lol

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u/sicarius254 9h ago

What did she say when you TALKED TO HER ABOUT IT

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u/LordKappachino 8h ago

You can do that? Just ask your wife instead of complaining on Reddit?

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u/sicarius254 8h ago

Well I can’t cuz I’m gay af, but I assume someone can

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u/LegendofNick 8h ago

"Ahhh please dont hit me!"

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u/WrongWangSorry 8h ago

In 1 day huh? OK mister 15k post karma and less comment engagement than a 1 week old account. Man this platform is doomed

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u/Dino_Spaceman 8h ago

Yup. OP’s post history is…interesting. It is significant number of nudes where they have pretended to be both a woman and a man.

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u/Real_Railz 7h ago

Allowing private profiles killed this site to allow bots to go under the radar much easier

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u/hudgeba778 14h ago

“My work truck has some lights on, how can I karma farm this?”

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u/JoeS2727 14h ago

He’s only got 17 upvotes.. it didn’t seem to work too well

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u/Vegalink 14h ago

25 now!

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u/JoeS2727 14h ago

Damn, my comment isn’t going to age well 🤣

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u/Vegalink 14h ago

If it's any consolation mine won't either. Years from now we'll look back and reminisce about the time we had the number right.

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u/shoulda-known-better 14h ago

Yea that's 1 million percent on your here bud.... Unless she took it to a derby of some sort this is lack of regular maintenance

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u/Life-Alternative-375 5h ago

“My wife’s boyfriend “ is where you lost me

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u/kez985 5h ago

I suddenly had so many questions, none were to do with the car

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u/i8yourmom4lunch 4h ago

I really dove into comments for this incredible plot twist

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u/Competitive_Bat_5831 3h ago

It’s under the edit, I assume it’s more in response to other comments.

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u/samanime 14h ago

So, I want to avoid the "women bad drivers" trope, because it has nothing to do with gender.

But I will say, my sister is the grim reaper of vehicles. I don't know if she is doing something dumb or just really unlucky, but her cars are lucky to last 2 years with her. I think her "record" is six months, if we don't count the one she had for 20 minutes and broke down on the drive home from the dealer.

She has gone through more vehicles in the not quite two decades she's been driving than the rest of my family put together.

I refuse to let her borrow my car because I'm worried the car I've had for 10 years that is still in perfect condition will somehow explode if she sits in the driver seat.

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u/remosiracha 8h ago

Some people just break things. I have friends that I lend something out for a day and it's broken. They blame the item saying it's unreliable or cheap or should be able to handle ___. Like somehow I've owned this for 25 years and haven't put a scratch on it but the second you touch it it's broken

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u/meowch- 5h ago

My older brother is like this, it's so fucking annoying. He just manhandles the hell out of things and gets mad when it breaks. Like bro. No one handles things they care about like that.

But literally. Cars, instruments, tools, clothes, furniture, consoles, electronics, etc. He got into my car once and broke the handle off of my car door.

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u/i8yourmom4lunch 4h ago

I'm not like this with breaking stuff but getting things dirty?? OMG it's me 

Like why can nothing ever stay clean???

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u/GuntherPalakowitz 9h ago

My sister is much the same. So much so that I bought a manual at 17 and learned to drove stick on the way home from the dealership soley because I knew she couldn't drive it.

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u/ToastSpangler 9h ago

My neighbor is the same, I keep saving clips of her hitting shit while parking. I'm so glad I sold my car because what the fuck, its a Tesla with 360 degree cameras and she manages to hit the utility pole at least once a week, nevermind road debris.

My theory is in her mind that's trash disposal, she throws it in the road then runs it over. Or idk I don't find Tesla drivers a particularly smart demographic

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u/Phoenix_Rising42069 14h ago

Is she by chance one of those “hard drivers”, that starts/stops fast all the time?

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 11h ago

I knew someone like that, she openly admitted to getting the engine rebuilt too (she made my heavy foot look like a joke, she literally only knew how to floor it)

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u/Phoenix_Rising42069 11h ago

It’s insane when these folks inevitably end up having a litany of problems with their vehicles, and then wonder why.

A former teacher of mine told me once, “Remember that every time you hit the brakes to slow yourself down, you’re wasting energy that you’ve already burned. Drive like you’ve got no brakes as much as you can.”

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 10h ago

That's a good saying actually.

As for the person I knew, their family had money too, so a side of me wonders if that may have contributed

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u/Kevlar_Bunny 7h ago

I’m a woman and my parents were so hard on me when it came to braking when I was learning. They’re not against driving fast but their goal is to basically never use their breaks when possible 😂 they made a coasting queen out of me.

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u/Kdiesiel311 8h ago

We stopped letting my wife’s son use our cars years ago after totaling 2. He’s 33. If you added up all the hours he’s had behind the wheel, it’s less than a weeks worth & that’s still being generous.

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u/SwampOfDownvotes 10h ago

Having 1 car gone in a couple years is nothing. 2 cars, okay maybe you got unlucky but its possible. 3+? Yeah, that's a skill issue unless you can prove she was waiting correctly at a red light and someone plowed into her OR she is buying like 200k mile beatups that were already close to death.

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u/Healthy-Print2231 10h ago

My best friend of over 20 years bought her first car before she was officially old enough to drive it at 15, her mom wrecked it before she ever got her drivers license going 5 miles down the road to get cigarettes, wasnt her fault. Got another car the same year, it was moved from one dealer to another before she could get it, and in transit it was totaled. Third car, finally 16, finally gets the keys in hand and is rear ended on the drive home with it by an inunsired driver. Some people are so unlucky lol

All of them were dodge spirits! 😂

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u/guysomejust69 9h ago

Spirit of something was haunting her for sure. 

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u/Sensei19600 9h ago

Well,THERE’s your problem.

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u/Ready-Salad-2288 4h ago edited 4h ago

It isn’t that women are bad drivers, statistically the opposite is often true. It is just most women are not raised to be aware of how the mechanics or maintenance of a vehicle work.

When I was a single man, I was often horrified dating women whose cars lit up like Christmas trees when I sat in the drivers seat (or passenger seat, for that matter). After several increasingly alarming finds, such as no oil visible on dipsticks, tire pressures below 20psi, and an assortment of sensor related CELs, years of no washer fluid, I switched to teaching instead. I hope I made an impact, the hardest part was overcoming the intimidation factor of opening the hood and seeing the jungle gym inside.

Edit: My most interesting incident was riding with a guy who also wasn’t too keen on vehicle interworkings. His motor mounts were clearly broken so most ranges of RPM had crazy violent shaking. Apparently this vibration was slow progressing to that point and the car drove so he never thought anything of it! Two years like that..

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u/Any-Anybody-4239 10h ago

I'm kind of the same way so I hate driving other people's vehicles. It's not usually my fault though. One example is when I owned a 2010 Malibu and the engine sounded crazy and I brought it two mechanics, one being a Chevrolet dealer. Both of them turned the check engine light off and told me nothing is wrong. My step-dad just told me to keep driving it until something breaks. Well it broke, my timing chain destroyed my engine.

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u/ComradeJohnS 9h ago

sounds like she’s buying bad used cars for too cheap lol

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u/trivaldi 7h ago

My sister is the same way.

My wife is pretty good about paying attention to the cars. Years ago she drove 2 hours away for a wedding that she was the photographer for. My sister went with her as an assistant. On their way back in the evening my wife’s car started to overheat. She pulled over and turned the car off for about 20 minutes. My sister was like “just drive… that’s what cars are supposed to do. I want to get home soon.” My wife ignored her, after the car had cooled down a bit she started driving and turned the heater on to let it pull some heat from the engine, it let her get to a gas station where she was able to get water to throw into the radiator. She had to let it cool enough again to be able to open it without getting burned. She made it home and we were able to get the car fixed.

My sister later that year got a flat on her way to work and just drove the rest of the way there. She called me later and said “hey can you come take a look at my car? It seemed to drive weird to work.”

When I got there I was floored. She had driven 14 miles on a flat tire, she had almost completely cut the tire off and it was just barely attached in 3 spots by the sidewall. She damaged her rim and had to get a new tire and a rim.

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u/Boostie204 8h ago

My girlfriend constantly reminds me of how good of a driver she is.

She just got into two separate accidents in the last week. Im so over it.

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u/Fragmentedmindwar 7h ago

My brother is a fucking twat with vehicles. I he bought a Mazda rx8 with slap shift on the steering wheel. Didn’t realize he needed to manually shift it on the steering wheel. Proceeded to drive on the interstate in first gear and blew the transmission.

Got another car, SAAB. He hit the turbo too many times and shit the transmission.

He’s crashed almost every fucking vehicle he has touched.

He also doesn’t know how to fix them either…

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u/FinnishMafiaFan 10h ago

I mean, the check engine light is on because it is a Ford, nothing to do with your wife.

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u/Cryptographer705 1h ago

Im sorry, did you say your wife's boyfriend? 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/Ferowin Mildly Infuriated 8h ago

Low fuel, okay, she didn't stop at the pump. It happens.
Low tire pressure? Sure, maybe the temperature dropped and you needed to adjust it anyway.
Check Engine light? Unless she hit something or someone stole your catalytic converter, it was probably already on or about to come on anyway. Shit happens.

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u/rheumaticdistress 12h ago

10 mpg? Oof my condolences to your bank account in these trying times

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u/DJBonkE1980 4h ago

Your wife’s boyfriend? To each their own but was gonna say this time of year tpms lite up frequently do to atmospheric pressure changes that tend to stay a little more permanent

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u/DoubleIntroduction25 8h ago

Is this AI or does your fuel light usually come on when you're just under a quarter tank?

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u/Litemup79 8h ago

Getting 10.3 mpg, and with a range of only 33 miles to E, the fuel light should be on. Seems real to me.

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u/PeskyAntagonist 8h ago

Ooof it's a diesel too. Yeah I wouldn't want to pay $7 a gallon just to get groceries either.

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u/ObviousAlias7 8h ago

Give it the beans hard enough and you can do this on a full tank .

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u/Ok-Mushroom6886 7h ago

It’ll show this until you drive about 10ft then it’ll update. My truck does the same, will fill up, needle goes to full but gas light stays on until I drive up 10 ft

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u/No_Potential1 8h ago

Photo is offset left from the fuel gauge, I bet it's at 1/8 tank.

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u/rednax_69 7h ago

10 mpg to own the libs

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u/eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww 14h ago

"My truck needs maintenance at the most invonvenient time-how can I blame this on my stupid wife?"

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u/AceCombat1977 8h ago

Sh!ty gas mileage if ya got almost a 1/4 tank and only 33 miles to empty lol

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u/Alter_Of_Nate 7h ago

Terrible gas mileage. It says 10.3 avg mpg on the dashboard.

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u/DefectJoker 11h ago

Gas cap most likely, fuel who cares just get gas, and tire pressure is because it's cold out and sensors are very sensitive.

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u/PrimaLegion 10h ago

I love the check engine light. It can mean anything from "Hey man, your gas cap is off" to "I am literally going to die right now."

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u/Brick_Grimes 10h ago

Solid light is a hey guy I need you to look at me I’m not feeling quite right. Flashing light is omg I need attention now call an ambulance.

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u/StillStaringAtTheSky 10h ago

All lights flashing Christmas tree style is STHAAAAAPPPP

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u/SpawnCampGames 9h ago

More people need to know this.

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u/acomn 10h ago

Wouldn't the low fuel light imply they didn't get gas and therefore didn't touch the fuel cap?

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u/nickel45 12h ago

The gas being a little low could be a complaint, but unless you think she intentionally caused an engine code and let air out of the tires, it’s just inconvenient timing.

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u/randy---bobandy 5h ago

Wife's boyfriend?

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u/zinsser 4h ago

Wow. I feel blessed. My wife drives an EV, so anytime she uses my truck she heads to the gas station first so she doesn't need to fret about range the rest of the day.

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u/Exhausted-CNA 3h ago

I swear everytime i drive my husband's truck the check engine light comes on....every....freaking ...time. He calls me wreck it Ralph 😂

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u/Woody_678 14h ago

That’s honestly pretty impressive

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u/IdeationConsultant 8h ago

Most likely a case of the straw that broke the camels back

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u/chevelleguy0 7h ago

Just a Ford doing Ford stuff, nothing to see here.

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u/Snck_Pck 14h ago

It’s always the wife in these threads lmao wtf do they do

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u/yungingr 9h ago

Three different systems having service lights come on at the same time......

How old is your battery? When they start to fall off, you can start to see random weird electrical problems.

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u/nouniquenamesleft2 10h ago

you should take better care of your wife's truck

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u/Mutabilitie 10h ago

Doing donuts in the parking lot

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u/Giant_Swigz 9h ago

10.3 mpg is the most mildly infuriating thing in this post.

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u/MeatyOaker269 11h ago

Most of that is because it’s a Ford.

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u/ThirdOne38 14h ago

Somehow I'd guess they've been on all along, he just wanted her to drive it so he could blame her

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u/mechshark 9h ago

She prolly blasted a curb or something lol

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u/Itzagoodthing 14h ago

I don't know where you are but it's a hell of a alot colder today than yesterday. That cold air will def make your tire pressure plummet. Food for thought. Also, you sound like someone who likes to blame their wife for everything.

Your poor wife.

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u/bomilk19 12h ago

Electrician’s tape will fix those problems right up.

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u/minnesconsawaiiforni 12h ago

Don’t know where you are, but low pressure could be because it’s getting colder.

Fuel light is easy to solve.

Check engine light usually doesn’t just turn on because of how someone drives. That’s just unfortunate timing for your wife…

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u/SA-Beck 9h ago

This happens on my vehicle when the steering lock is stuck on. I have to really wrench it hard back and forth after until it releases then everything goes normal.

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u/Millennium_Xer 4h ago

My wife's boyfriend? This man likes to party.

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u/Dweedlebug 11h ago

Low fuel light at just below 1/4 tank?

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u/ky7969 10h ago

According to the display, 33 miles to empty, 10MPG, they have about 3 gallons in the tank plus a couple more for reserve. OPs wife drove the shit out of it.

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u/Hefty-Comparison-801 10h ago

10MPG - the light probably comes on below a half tank.

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u/manhere_1 7h ago

Why in the fuck did you send her out in your truck without enough gas?

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u/Optimal-Package-3569 13h ago

My sister borrowed her boyfriend's car. He got it back like this but it was because she put gasoline in his diesel.

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u/SHoppe715 11h ago

Tell her boyfriend to ease up a bit and not ride it so hard.

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u/hailboognish99 10h ago

How are any of these her fault? Why is the gas light on with a fourth of a fucking tank?

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u/spoogledrummer 8h ago

To be fair to her it looks like you have almost a quarter of a tank. Granted I start thinking about getting gas when I hit 100 miles left to empty but I think I'm overly cautious.

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u/MTB_Mike_ 9h ago

The only part of what you said that is accurate is probably the tire pressure. The CEL does not come on due to tire pressure being low, the low gas light doesnt mean its completely empty, this one says 33m to empty. It means its low, not completely out of gas.

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u/landurf 10h ago

That doesn't make sense but sure

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u/depraveycrockett 5h ago

I think we need to teach basic automotive literacy in schools in the US. If it’s going to be the only form of transportation then every citizen should know how they work.

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u/Ashamed-Echo-2122 14h ago

the car can sense she's a woman and is trying to scam her

(before you guys downvote me this joke is because i'm a woman and every time i get an oil change they rotate my tires and lie and say i need $250 new tire pressure sensors)

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u/Finally_Smiled 11h ago

Lmao, this is on you for failing to maintain your truck.

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u/MetalHead_Literally 10h ago

Odds are she’s probably only responsible for one of those 3

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u/TheEagleByte 7h ago

So go fill up the tires, fill up the gas tank, and swing by an AutoZone or something to get the check engine light scanned. I highly doubt she did anything crazy

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u/superdelicater 13h ago

You can give her the fuel light. The check engine is on you. The tire pressure is motherweather flexing her muscles

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u/NewEstablishment6712 14h ago

That’s the best part of being the husband.

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u/Mastermind7051 14h ago

To Wifey: Send me the money on Apple Pay.

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u/shanktheshazbot 13h ago

I but a pothole in Chicago that made the tire lose air, bent the wheel, and damaged a few exposed sensors. For me it was the tire pressure, check engine, ABS, and coolant lights all turned on after hitting a pothole.

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u/ThePensiveE 13h ago

My ex drove my car right into my rented moving truck while in the process of moving once upon a time. That was fun.

Bet you're enjoying those ultra low sulfur diesel prices!

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u/pitshands 13h ago

You got the holy Grail of car ownership, the trifecta of grief, the threesome no one deserves. Amen

https://giphy.com/gifs/KJYUwoRXeQGxW

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u/Grouchy_Bit_1970 12h ago

You hit the spousal trifecta.

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u/PositiveCoyote100 10h ago

Don't worry your truck will make it to Whole Foods just fine

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u/QueenieRue 9h ago

You’ll pull through.

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u/blown03svt 9h ago

Tire pressure is low because it got chilly
overnight. CEL is probably due to the tire pressure sensors.

The gas, well, even my wife doesn’t put gas in the car if I’m around to do it. 😅

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u/LoopsAndBoars 6h ago

Why is your fuel light on at a quarter tank?

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u/Sure_Acanthaceae_348 4h ago

This just means you’re over 40.