Dumb textbook pictures

[u/Mr__Monster__]

[u/goldensavage2019]

r/funnytextbookimages

[u/Bored_Orangutan]

[u/Jaxonhunter227 → u/Bored_Orangutan]

Depends on how loud the "a" was

[u/Wrong-Mouse-6499 → u/Jaxonhunter227]

[u/ExistingRadish7055 → u/Wrong-Mouse-6499]

PvZ comics mentioned? I used to read these when I was younger and they helped me quite a bit with my Chinese

[u/Wrong-Mouse-6499 → u/ExistingRadish7055]

Yeah, I'm a really big fan! I'n part of this groupchat that talks about these comics, wanna join?

Oh and btw we're currently transcript ING them onto the PvZ wiki.gg for wider audiences to readm Check out our progress here:https://plantsvszombies.wiki.gg/wiki/Medicine_and_Sickness

[u/ExistingRadish7055 → u/Wrong-Mouse-6499]

Nah, I’m a fan but more of a “used to love this” type of fan

[u/Wrong-Mouse-6499 → u/ExistingRadish7055]

It's alright, I'm just in a mission to find as many Chinese PvZ comics fans out there

[u/MajorFuckingDick → u/Jaxonhunter227]

Spend enough time around special needs children and any vocalization with active pointing is a concern.

[u/Aware-Yesterday4926 → u/Bored_Orangutan]

Not the first time "a" was associated with a shark.

[u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn → u/Aware-Yesterday4926]

Kid was just excited to meet his favorite idol.

[u/Objective_Shallot75 → u/Bored_Orangutan]

i read “a” in the peanut butter baby’s voice

[u/_YETISPAGHETTI → u/Objective_Shallot75]

https://giphy.com/gifs/43Aob43699gLm

[u/Melodic_Ruin4050 → u/Bored_Orangutan]

[u/ContributionDefiant8 → u/Bored_Orangutan]

https://giphy.com/gifs/FN6731cXHeb7VJCkly

[u/EnderCats8 → u/Bored_Orangutan]

sharks really aren't that dangerous, they kill less people than vending machines. which is weird Because when have you ever seen a shark and a vending machine in a fight?

[u/DrPhilihprD → u/EnderCats8]

Only one CAN win

[u/Wrong-Mouse-6499 → u/Bored_Orangutan]

a

[u/Sirfrostyboi → u/Bored_Orangutan]

[u/Comfortable-Bison932 → u/Bored_Orangutan]

Yeah the situation is urgent! Someone help the shark! the water is clearly too shallow

[u/Either-Path4276]

[u/Either-Path4276 → u/Either-Path4276]

[u/Skumar824 → u/Either-Path4276]

[u/fromthesaveroom → u/Skumar824]

These captions read like old gfycat urls.

[u/Tigerwarrior55 → u/Either-Path4276]

[u/smashin_blumpkin → u/Either-Path4276]

Poor guy

[u/left4ched → u/Either-Path4276]

[u/Massive_Remove2009 → u/left4ched]

[u/MinimumViableProdukt → u/Either-Path4276]

[u/ElBrunasso → u/Either-Path4276]

Mom calling me first vs second time

[u/ReaDiMarco → u/Either-Path4276]

AI could never create art like this.

[u/GorgonzolaGary97]

[u/Euralayus → u/GorgonzolaGary97]

[u/AndrewsLit → u/Euralayus]

His face says it all lol

[u/JDinoHK28 → u/Euralayus]

Mom said it’s my turn with the skin

[u/Sultan4895 → u/GorgonzolaGary97]

"GIVE ME YOUR SKIN BILLY"

[u/StopTheMeta2 → u/GorgonzolaGary97]

His face says it all

[u/Expensive-Tune-2069 → u/GorgonzolaGary97]

the vita carnis experience

[u/AetheravenCatsuki13 → u/Expensive-Tune-2069]

Vincent Brairres father be like

[u/JohnTheAlmighty → u/GorgonzolaGary97]

"mother said it's my turn with the epidermis"

[u/9A1543 → u/JohnTheAlmighty]

r/brandnewsentence

[u/Ill_Pain4423 → u/GorgonzolaGary97]

When you go out for a jog but the skinless man finds you:

[u/fightfordawn → u/GorgonzolaGary97]

YOU PROMISED ME FLESH!!!

[u/Mediocre_Ordinary897 → u/GorgonzolaGary97]

Fuck off Maynard. I don't care about the Fibonacci sequence.

[u/Correct_Challenge868]

I like this one

[u/Correct_Challenge868 → u/Correct_Challenge868]

And this. Interesting one. The pentagon limb or smth

[u/_Cevolie_ → u/Correct_Challenge868]

Did they *HAVE* to put him right under the horse like that ?

[u/Betriz2 → u/_Cevolie_]

[u/Wasdgta3 → u/Betriz2]

Surprise Buttsecks!

[u/CompoteNext1955 → u/Betriz2]

This just reminded me of a neutron bomb level of cringe I once saw

Probably 4chan or somewhere like that I saw this sort of comic strip a guy made of himself transforming into a horse with a gem. I think it used real images of himself

That was without a doubt the most weird fucking thing I have ever seen created online

Edit: wow I found it fast. Don't click unless you want to say what fuck out loud also it's NSFW. I saw a naked butt and I could not will myself to look further

This is something that should have been burned. Sorry https://www.reddit.com/r/tipofmytongue/comments/15mp6gn/tomt_weird_internet_comic_of_photoshopped_images/

[u/simp4malvina → u/CompoteNext1955]

it was 100% necessary to include multiple frames where he busts a fat nut and also a frame where he's spread eagling his asshole.

[u/Nebulaser → u/Betriz2]

Vaush moment

[u/Heliophrate → u/_Cevolie_]

Why does the horse look so smug :(

[u/Psianth → u/_Cevolie_]

He's on the side, but the only way to tell is that part of his body is in front of the horse's, but without any other sort of perspective, well...

[u/NobleRanger_ → u/Correct_Challenge868]

[u/tsar-bomber → u/NobleRanger_]

[u/-this-is-a-name → u/tsar-bomber]

[u/NobleRanger_ → u/tsar-bomber]

just like me fr

[u/Sparrowhawk1178 → u/Correct_Challenge868]

[u/clingledomber → u/Sparrowhawk1178]

aura farmer

[u/rabbid_chaos → u/Correct_Challenge868]

[u/Pristine-Lie-3560 → u/Correct_Challenge868]

The fuck they teaching in france

[u/HogSnarfer → u/Correct_Challenge868]

[u/konydanza → u/Correct_Challenge868]

[u/According-Simple-191 → u/Correct_Challenge868]

Mr hands??

[u/Teto-Face-Forever → u/Correct_Challenge868]

"Man I wonder how I can defeat Markoth easier."

The humble Abyss shriek:

[u/Bread_Offender → u/Correct_Challenge868]

Average cyriak video by minute 2

[u/Top-Smell8091 → u/Correct_Challenge868]

When you played too much bloodborn

[u/CaterWooler → u/Correct_Challenge868]

Average ultrakill mini-boss

[u/the_bear5 → u/Correct_Challenge868]

Silent Hill boss

[u/Puzzled_Prize427]

[u/Personal_Sea_2241 → u/Puzzled_Prize427]

andrew gives zero fucks lmfaoooo

[u/Salinator20501 → u/Personal_Sea_2241]

He has to have brought that straw himself. This was premeditated methinks.

[u/iltopop → u/Salinator20501]

You tellin' me you've worked in a lab without bendy-straws? How did you get anything done?

[u/Wrong-Mouse-6499 → u/Puzzled_Prize427]

Damn, dem NOSTRILS

[u/Endors__Toi → u/Puzzled_Prize427]

Rick looks like one of the titans that ate mike in aot lol

[u/Massive_Remove2009 → u/Endors__Toi]

lol

[u/Allegorist → u/Puzzled_Prize427]

Funny enough, scent is still a commonly used identifying characteristic. Look at any chemical data sheet and it will list how it smells.

e.g. https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/Isoamyl-Acetate

Also I guess worth noting if it isn't obvious, adding two reagents at once is also a common technique, at least she is using a funnel.

[u/almatomaterpc → u/Allegorist]

i think the point is that rick isn’t “wafting” the scent towards his nose

[u/LeKingofDoge → u/Puzzled_Prize427]

Obamna?

[u/GGBHector → u/LeKingofDoge]

SODA!

[u/ahmetonel → u/Puzzled_Prize427]

the guy on the right is enjoying that sh

[u/rarted_d00d]

[u/ElBrunasso → u/rarted_d00d]

Tbf I have seen worse ways of comparing a man to a horse

[u/MedicGaming428 → u/ElBrunasso]

why is that thing even there

[u/abigdonut → u/rarted_d00d]

oh my god i think i had this book. this page always freaked me out.

[u/Cool-Coat8412]

[u/New-Permission9891 → u/Cool-Coat8412]

I like how the electrons were individually drawn

[u/Wrong-Mouse-6499 → u/Cool-Coat8412]

Neon belly

[u/Iateapencil → u/Cool-Coat8412]

Disgusting. Never doing another chemical reaction again.

[u/Additional_Grass → u/Cool-Coat8412]

Molecule vore

[u/cosmicpeanut]

My personal favorite

[u/megamitheweeb → u/cosmicpeanut]

"Yo bro, there's yams on your right, look but don't make it too obvious"

[u/Epicat224 → u/megamitheweeb]

Left

[u/wampwampwampus → u/cosmicpeanut]

[u/Loose-Professor5364 → u/cosmicpeanut]

Spooky scary skeleton gets down with the thickness

[u/Routine-Plankton5295 → u/cosmicpeanut]

"Buns at 3 o'clock"

[u/8ane0f3xistence → u/cosmicpeanut]

Awooooga

[u/Fair-Bunch4827]

[u/Bored_Orangutan → u/Fair-Bunch4827]

[u/The-Great-T → u/Bored_Orangutan]

I don't get why that would be remotely surprising. One is evolved to be streamlined in something a lot more resistant than air and the other is designed with very little effort to streamline it, even in air.

[u/FrostyD7 → u/The-Great-T]

It's not surprising because one of these was designed by Chrysler/Jeep. Were comparing the engineering of a dogshit automaker to the pinnacle of evolution.

[u/ckay1100 → u/FrostyD7]

Not even the pinnacle of evolution, the result of evolution saying "eh, good enough"

[u/supavillan → u/The-Great-T]

Now that you have explained the joke it's funny

[u/Chamberlyne → u/Fair-Bunch4827]

Can’t forget Analysis and Qualitative Effects of Large Breasts on Aerodynamic Performance and Wake of a “Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid” Character (a real scientific paper) that has the following image:

[u/DontAskAboutMyButt → u/Chamberlyne]

The present results are expected to provide useful information on the validity of the statement, "Flat is Justice" in terms of an aerodynamic standpoint

[u/strawberryfiasco → u/Chamberlyne]

deserves ig nobel prize

[u/KingK250 → u/Fair-Bunch4827]

[u/TheDangerousInsect → u/KingK250]

bro included his brawl stars mains in his flair

[u/KingK250 → u/TheDangerousInsect]

Yes, Sam and Primo are my goats, I will never forsake them

[u/chu_chu-]

[u/ElBrunasso → u/chu_chu-]

If you ever studied the homunculus you know the penis is bigger

[u/Successful-Box6148 → u/chu_chu-]

New smiling friends character just dropped

[u/Wrong-Mouse-6499 → u/chu_chu-]

weener

[u/darc_9 → u/chu_chu-]

Ao Oni looking ahh mf

[u/Mijumaru1]

[u/MaybeMrGamebus → u/Mijumaru1]

Identify the alternate

[u/Typical_Name_5864 → u/Mijumaru1]

Jesus christ man i hate when they do colorless paper but this Is crazy

[u/Resident_Economics56 → u/Mijumaru1]

shit looks like analog horror

[u/ParsleyMagica → u/Mijumaru1]

Yeah, I'm not listening to anything they have to say...

[u/17_raccoons]

[u/Mr-Blacker → u/17_raccoons]

Ball knowledge needed... Poor birds😂

[u/Operator141 → u/Mr-Blacker]

Oh hang on, I know this one!

So basically there's three general groupings of animal mortality, called Survivorship Curves. Humans fall into the first; fairly low infant mortality rate, then most individuals die around ~75 or so. A lot of marine animals are the opposite, they have a very low chance of survival at birth, but the few that make it past will probably live until their average life expectancy. Birds and small mammals fall into the third category, they pretty much just die randomly.

[u/Zegram9401]

[u/InteRagebaitJagLovar → u/Zegram9401]

Corporations changing their profile pictures on July 1st:

[u/ThatOneEdgyKid → u/Zegram9401]

Holy shit I haven't seen this in years

[u/No-Heat-6149]

[u/Broodjekip_1 → u/No-Heat-6149]

Is that fucking Shinji 😭

[u/The_1Oth_Doctor → u/Broodjekip_1]

Asuka too and the top kinda looks like Rei

Edit autocorrect is stupid

[u/John-the-dum4ss5045 → u/Broodjekip_1]

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
2 looks like shinji and 3 looks like asuka

[u/chilly_paneerr → u/Broodjekip_1]

Shinji, crank that soulja boy

[u/GuiloJr → u/Broodjekip_1]

Its crazy how everybody got it lol.

[u/Adam198763 → u/No-Heat-6149]

Get in the robot Kevin

[u/tornedron_ → u/No-Heat-6149]

[u/flower_puns → u/No-Heat-6149]

shinji's transition timeline is fucked

[u/Puzzleheaded_Tart_28 → u/No-Heat-6149]

What r Kenki n Asuka doing here

[u/Tricky-Finance-7043]

It will accept him since he is part skeleton 

[u/A_Firm_Sandwich → u/Tricky-Finance-7043]

he could be pure

why settle for far from perfect

[u/thegarnetmines3]

Don't mind him, it's just the...

[u/7-and-a-switchblade]

[u/Thisoneisinvalid → u/7-and-a-switchblade]

I have a name, you know

[u/Wrong-Mouse-6499]

[u/Wrong-Mouse-6499 → u/Wrong-Mouse-6499]

[u/Wrong-Mouse-6499 → u/Wrong-Mouse-6499]

[u/Wrong-Mouse-6499 → u/Wrong-Mouse-6499]

[u/Wrong-Mouse-6499 → u/Wrong-Mouse-6499]

[u/Ugadabera → u/Wrong-Mouse-6499]

Add this to your collection

[u/Wrong-Mouse-6499 → u/Ugadabera]

Thanks! I'll definitely keep this in mind when the wicked witch of evil despair turns me into a wolf

[u/ForwardTechnician341 → u/Ugadabera]

No wolf don't hold the gas block! Hot ouch!

[u/Pitcherhelp → u/Wrong-Mouse-6499]

This one is actually pretty decent for a basic physics lesson at least

[u/AxelMMAQuintana]

[u/DifficultBody8209 → u/AxelMMAQuintana]

[u/ArrowYogurt]

[u/guitarburst05 → u/ArrowYogurt]

I have no reason to care about this measurement but damn I'm going to remember it now.

[u/Hugglemorris → u/ArrowYogurt]

That's adorable.

[u/MyTeaIsMighty]

[u/hammerheadedbat]

[u/bamalexis22]

From my own Spanish textbook

[u/zamasuenjoyer]

Can someone reply with how it feels to add nigga to a meme

[u/Wrong-Mouse-6499 → u/zamasuenjoyer]

[u/Significant-Tip9361 → u/Wrong-Mouse-6499]

[u/PrestigiousCard1344 → u/Significant-Tip9361]

r/antimeme

[u/volcanicsquad09 → u/Significant-Tip9361]

An actual antimeme? Neat

[u/zamasuenjoyer → u/Wrong-Mouse-6499]

Thank you

[u/Wrong-Mouse-6499 → u/zamasuenjoyer]

[u/LiterallyNoNamesFree → u/Wrong-Mouse-6499]

Something something old man repair shop children something

[u/totaly-Normal-person]

English is not my native, and i never understand word "text book". aren't all books have text in it?

[u/KGEOFF89 → u/totaly-Normal-person]

Textbook colloquially means a book in an educational setting

[u/totaly-Normal-person → u/KGEOFF89]

thanks! so, the text is so good that they actually had to specify it?

[u/Emerald_official → u/totaly-Normal-person]

honestly yeah

[u/Pellepuu2397 → u/totaly-Normal-person]

Wait that's lowk a funny way to say it

[u/Znshflgzr → u/totaly-Normal-person]

You haven't seen real text until you open a text book

[u/totaly-Normal-person → u/KGEOFF89]

wait a second, aren't education books usually have more pictures than usual? so "text book" is a book with less text?

[u/Pitcherhelp → u/totaly-Normal-person]

"Earlier (1730) it meant "book printed with wide spaces between the lines" for notes or translation (such as would have been wanted by students)"

https://www.etymonline.com/word/textbook

[u/Low-Sell-6943 → u/totaly-Normal-person]

"Text" used to mean "an authoritative piece of writing" as opposed to the modern meaning of "written or printed words in a book". They put these texts in a book with huge margins between each line so people could take notes between the lines and called them textbooks. With a huge push for education in the late 1700s the textbooks became standardized and evolved with the times to focus more on learning material.

[u/Familiar_Fee_8340 → u/totaly-Normal-person]

I think there's a bigger elephant to address

[u/Red-7134]

Ha ha, typical wall.

[u/TheGreatStories → u/Red-7134]

This the kinda wall that gets gorillas killed

[u/Leading_Oil1814]

[u/Sea_Albatross634 → u/Leading_Oil1814]

anything but studying

[u/clump-of-moss]

[u/DaDapperVoid → u/clump-of-moss]

What context could POSSIBLY make this make sense

[u/Impressive-Stage6621 → u/DaDapperVoid]

how to capture humans

made by the great papyrus

[u/AGL_reborn]

r/scienceshitposts

[u/huevito_contorti]

[u/XrnivraY]

Someone post the physics textbook question about being kidnapped by political ""science"" students where you have to sherlock Holmes figure out how far they're driving you.

[u/Queasy_Fly430 → u/XrnivraY]

[u/StopTheMeta2 → u/XrnivraY]

[u/Librainiac223]

[u/Human-Pen-1667 → u/Librainiac223]

How tf2 fandom survives with no new content

[u/seanvettel-31]

[u/deacstructor]

This one . To clarify the text translate to "good boy"

[u/general_guy500]

Okay but if i turned around and saw a skull with a spine i would shit myself

[u/DreamWalker01]

My classmates love sending this when we have a pretty difficult test coming up.

[u/Bilk_Mucketyt]

Minos prime

[u/AcrobaticReference53]

r/textbookshitposts

[u/strawberry_sodapop]

i took this one a long time ago

[u/Historical_Mango4329]

How it feels to add the n word to a meme

[u/TheMcSpanky]

obligatory

[u/LexiTheLesbo]

Psychology has some good ones