For context: 1). He messaged me and we began to chat. We started talking about our preferences. I mentioned I like kissing, he diverted the conversation by listing more of his pleasures. This is how we got here. 2). He lives TWO HOURS away from me

Haven’t used the app in forever but this one was annoying lol. Like bro I’m brown too 🙄

I didn’t realize that being “built like a top” was a thing in the gay community. I’m assuming because I’m a masculine black man that goes to the gym, that makes me look like a top? Sometimes I hate our community.

Completely empty profile with a gibberish name wants to m e e t

The shit people post on this God forsaken app

Or am I just too old to catch a reference? I've heard vitamin K and such terms but triple K only has the original meaning as far as I know. Somehow doubt they'd be recruiting on a gay cruising app though.

I have never joined hyrox. what happened to Hyrox????

No face AND dick pic is insane. Dude also has the gal to have a laundry list of requirements after offering basically nothing.

Why do people have to be sooo unnecessarily mean/bitter in their profiles??? I'm just tryna get fucked with as little attitude as possible.

I don’t normally open like this but their bio said “who wants to give me head?”

It would almost be funny if it weren't so pathetic.