Emma Woodhouse has always been extremely serious about making sure I don’t drown. Unlike my dog (RIP) she’s less interested in my other bathroom activities.

I got Samantha Jones in April. She’s currently an apprentice in Emma’s lifeguard program. I think she’s doing pretty great!

They protecc, they attac, in the tub they have my back.

little miss meggie has fallen into the shower twice with me. she has also started putting her tail in the water while keeping watch. my husband and i think it’s a matter of time until she joins us.

Freddy and Frankie just going to let me drown

And he always does some kind of inspection afterwards (pic 3). What a purfessional he is 🤍

Safety first! Even if you have to share your post with your stupid sibling ugh

Persia is a bit more serious about her lifeguard duties, but Buttercup always clocks in for her shift.