r/KitchenConfidential • • 14d ago

In the Weeds Mode Introducing the KitchenConfidential Weekly Job Board!

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Hi, friends, degenerates, front, back, side, and around the House!

After internal mod team discussion, and a *lot* of requests via ModMail and other channels, we have decided to try a test run of this new weekly post wherein we'll permit both potential employers and job seekers a venue to sell themselves in an attempt to fill or join a team.

#MANY WORDS OF CAUTION TO FOLLOW, PLEASE BE SURE TO READ THOROUGHLY

This is the internet, so we all need to be safe, so if you're going to post in this thread, or reach out to anyone, via any channel, please make sure you are doing your due diligence. Please be wary of potential scams, spam, or other attempts to do Bad Things Online By People You've Never Met.

For the time being, this post is going to be restricted via our In The Weeds Mode Flair, in order to try and prevent things like bots and other bad actors from posting here.

If you are a genuine member of the community, and your intentions appear valid, we'll approve your comment as soon as we can, I promise.

Job Posters - What to Do and Not Do
* Please do not just invite people into your DM's to discuss!!! Can't stress this enough.

* If you're a hiring manager, or other employer, please be sure to give potential candidates something they can use to validate your business. A website, for example, that people can go check you out. No, not your personal social media, a "real" website. If you own Rusty Shackleford's Arlen BBQ, then we should be able to go check out rustysarlenbbq[dot]com to see what the fuss is all about.

* Please, to the best of your ability, direct potential job seekers to a business email, and/or hiring portal. rusty[at]rustysarlenbbq[dot]com for example. Or, if you're a large enough employer that you use a portal like Workday (ew, I know, but still) or iCIMS or some other type of platform, that's fine too. Hell, if your place of business maintains a LinkedIn presence, that could work too.

* Be clear about what you want in a team member! The economy sucks, and people are tired of ghost jobs, MLM's, and other nonsense. Please tell people FOH, BOH, dishie, somewhere in between. Tell people expected shift and so on.

* Please don't spam the thread. Make one post about your business and your needs. If you have 10 positions, then hey post them all at once, that's cool.

* Do not dox yourself here!!! Again, a corporate email is one thing if you use it for regular business inquiries. But try not to post other personal info here if you can.

Job Seekers - What to Do and Not Do
\* DO NOT DOX YOURSELF HERE!!! Please, for the love of Chives, please do not just drop your uncensored resume, phone number, or personal email in here publicly. If we see it, we're going to take out your comment.

* Do your own due diligence! Check out a business. Check out their website, check out their socials, check out reviews, etc. Make sure you're dealing with someone on the Up and Up before you just send them your contact info.

* We highly recommend you do not completely transact business via Reddit DM. If you need a quick "hey, I'm so and so I'm interested, here's a deeper dive on my background" that's cool, but please don't hash out all the specifics without getting to know the people behind any potential offer, etc.

* Please also do not spam the thread. We know the economy sucks and a lot of people are in a not great place right now, but please don't post a dozen replies to people going "Just Fuckin' Hire Me", please.

For Everyone
Please make sure any, and all opportunities, are above board.

The KitchenConfidential cannot, and will not, tolerate suggesting circumventing any local laws, regulations, or what not. IE - don't go asking for, or offering, "under the table work" publicly. We just can't have that here, sorry.

Again, ultimately, everyone has to be skeptical first before establishing trust and moving forward with sharing any personal contact details.

With all that said, if all goes well, this will be a recurring, weekly thread, where we hope this vast network of fun, curmudgeonly people who all love food and the service therein can come together to help each other out.

Bon Appetit, Good Luck, and Chives the Cat be With You!


r/KitchenConfidential • • Jun 17 '26

‼️ANNOUNCEMENT‼️ Wrestlegirl Needs Our Help

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Hi, everyone -

Our favorite wrestling-based chivemod needs some help. She's in a real rough spot right now with some personal health challenges, and her two youngins she's raising on her own.

One of our pro wrestling sub regulars started a GFM for her, and I've coordinated with the rest of our mod team for approval to post it here, too.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-wrestlegirls-fight-against-cancer

There is no pressure at all to participate.

If you've enjoyed her pro wrestling gifs during the Chivegeist, her helpful hints from her past industry experience, or laying the smackdown on unpleasant agitators here, please consider dropping her a few bucks to help out.

We really appreciate anything anyone is able to assist with.

Thanks, Chefs!


r/KitchenConfidential • • 8h ago

In the Weeds Mode "NO butter in my food" yes ma'am!

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5.9k Upvotes

EVERYTHING sticks unless there's at least a little butter/oil it's awful. She didn't even want canola oil. Just wanted me to rawdog this shit lmao.


r/KitchenConfidential • • 4h ago

Photo/Video Happy None Pizza With Left Beef Day

1.0k Upvotes

On this day in 2007, the infamous order came in. Happy None Pizza With Left Beef Day you filthy animals!


r/KitchenConfidential • • 11h ago

Photo/Video What are they putting in the soil in Mexico to grow these strawberries 🍓

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r/KitchenConfidential • • 7h ago

Kitchen fuckery Hep

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180 Upvotes

We had to pull in our tomatoes early because of the frost so any ideas on how how to use them up would be very helpful thank youuuuu


r/KitchenConfidential • • 10h ago

Discussion What is the most quoted movie in your kitchen?

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282 Upvotes

We throw Heavyweights quotes around our kitchen left and right but today it’s been more than usual today and it got me thinking about other kitchens.


r/KitchenConfidential • • 2h ago

Discussion Alcoholic chef- what do you do?

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This is a weird jekyll and hyde situation.

This person is showing up each day with varying degrees of intoxication.

They run expo and it's getting to where I feel like I have to fight the chef everyday or put my body through superhuman tasks to accommodate this person.

Lately I feel like I've been losing the fight and I just put up shit food. It hurts me and it leaves me incredibly pissed off every night.

So it's been getting harder to sleep due to anger, I've been taking late night runs just to wind down , and I don't really talk to anyone as I don't really like many of the people I work with for many reasons but primarily as they are complicit with this behavior. They have all commented on the abuse and the way the chef calls tickets to me and treats me.

It's only recently that some of the foh and other managers have stepped away to speak to the higher ups.

Then there is another part of me that worries this chef genuinely is not doing this intentionally but is just bad at the various parts of the job and thinks that is what they have to do to get performance.

At times they seem like they are genuine about caring about myself and others but their actions express a totally different sentiment.


r/KitchenConfidential • • 5h ago

Photo/Video I’m getting better

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r/KitchenConfidential • • 13m ago

Kitchen news & current events Ok, which one of you almost resorted to arson?

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r/KitchenConfidential • • 15h ago

Photo/Video This one was a keeper

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125 Upvotes

Blue and orange contrast goes so hard. We pretty much only get blue OR orange so this one came home


r/KitchenConfidential • • 1d ago

Photo/Video This shelter has a pretty damn decent kitchen. Spaghetti and meatballs tonight fellas. It's like playing chopped guessing what donations will come in. One of these days it might be emergency beans and rice day

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r/KitchenConfidential • • 5h ago

Kitchen fuckery Ok which one of you did this?

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r/KitchenConfidential • • 12m ago

Kitchen fuckery partnership ending

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So me and my business partner have been in business for over eight years now. We own our own restaurant the only two cooks in the kitchen with three various dishwashers, That help prep basic things.

We do five course wine and beer dinners monthly. mainly to help build numbers in a crowd and a following on slower nights. we chose Wednesdays

Times have been tough for restaurants recently and in the past 15 years and on. we have been discussing closing for good the past couple months but nothing more than yeah we should maybe close. Sunday before our next dinner in september I decided I don’t wanna close anymore nor entertain the idea.

the last Wednesday of September rolled around, we have a wine dinner with a prominent estate grown winery in our area. He no calls no shows. i havent spoke one word with him since.

id imagine this will end in the courtroom.

we live in an area where the fall time is a big tourist draw for the leaves changing color. October is literally our busiest month tied with August.

He left me to do everything with the bare minimum. (in my opinion.) in a time where it was crucial to have a solid line.

So far we have persevered, and I am confident in my abilities to train people and make people line worthy cooks. It’s just exhausting then at the end of the day I’m mentally drained from doing both of our jobs in one.

I don’t really know what the purpose of this post is…i guess maybe just let people know that things do happen even in perfect ideal business relationships.

Also, if you have dreams, don’t give up on them and work your ass off and surround yourself with good people and good habits, and I believe you will do the right thing in growing a good company, even in the face of a blessed hellride (thanks Zakk)


r/KitchenConfidential • • 1d ago

Kitchen fuckery WU Tang clan ain’t nothing but parsley!

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1.0k Upvotes

Been a while so here’s more parsley art.


r/KitchenConfidential • • 1d ago

Kitchen fuckery Literally me today coming back from the bathroom

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758 Upvotes

Quick story. So we're slammed like a MFer, and I sent my coworker to go wash some serving plates because we we're nearly out (we don't have a dishie). Anyway, I'm pinballing around the kitchen taking on multiple orders, all while the worst duce is brewing up in my stomach. Well a few orders later it looks like I'm in the clear after the tickets I'm on. I'm thinking, "okay, I'll get all this done and get B to hold down the fort". I'm mid-cook on some items and the printer goes off, once..... Twice....... And another one, and another one. 😬 Suddenly it hits me, and I'm like okay I definitely can't do this. Lol I go and get my coworker and luckily he understands. So anyway I go do my business, and as I put my apron on and head back into the kitchen, it's hazy as hell and the smoke alarm is going off 😂. Poor dude forgot something in the cast iron and the whole kitchen is in a could of smoke. Lol after it all clears up, I'm like , "I can't leave you for 5 minutes without burning down the kitchen?" Lol oh what a shit show today was. No pun intended


r/KitchenConfidential • • 14h ago

Discussion Does your restaurant have an AI menu, or use AI to create recipes etc?

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If so, I'd love to hear from you about how this is affecting workers and your customers! I'm Juliana Kaplan, a reporter over at Business Insider (I got mod approval to post here!), and I'm hoping to hear from folks on the ground about this for an article. If that's you, please feel free to DM here, reach out via email at jkaplan[at]businessinsider[dot]com, or via Signal at julianakaplan.33. Thanks!


r/KitchenConfidential • • 1d ago

Kitchen fuckery Had to report the new Dishwasher to head chef and now I’m back in the pit

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We got a new dishwasher a few months ago and that’s allowed me to break into the line and learn new stations. But ever since he started he gave me the ick with some comments about our servers beauty and how it “excites him”

As a socially awkward man myself I thought it was just “boy talk” and not really something I need to make a big deal out of. Lo and behold one day I’m going into the pit and I see him showing a server porn, then later waiting for the bus he ends up showing me porn!! So Obviously I had to tell chef and now I’m back in the pit filling in 😭

Still glad I did make sure to report things like that guys


r/KitchenConfidential • • 1d ago

In the Weeds Mode This is how my place serves tiramisu

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2.2k Upvotes

I’m pissed as hell, the prep cooks spend a lot of time building it and making it look nice just for the service guys to slop it into a bowl
Edit: since people are asking, yes we do have plates. This is a choice by the head chef


r/KitchenConfidential • • 12h ago

Question Open menu counts

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I am a host at a busy brunch restaurant. We had our head chef quit, so now our kitchen is weak (40 minute ticket times) I am being told to do menu counts every 5-10 minutes.

Between guests coming in, the phone ringing, expo-ing all DoorDash orders, bussing, rolling silverware, and cleaning the bathrooms, this has FUCKED my flow up and now I’m struggling to get things done while running to the kitchen to be bitched at that I’m not counting enough. I am only one person. On Sunday we have at max 2 hosts.

Is this normal? Is it just because the guy is new? It’s pissing me off but I might not know so I’ve come to ask. Does my kitchen just suck balls or should I be counting more and I’m a dick? Thanks.


r/KitchenConfidential • • 1d ago

Kitchen fuckery We doing Wu-Tang now?

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390 Upvotes

I took this last night mid shift. The food may be burning but Wu-Tang is eternal.


r/KitchenConfidential • • 1d ago

Photo/Video Someone gave me raw olives

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888 Upvotes

Their is a olive tree growing olives in the court. I just said casually " shame it's going to wast ". Didn't know that the customer was going to pick them


r/KitchenConfidential • • 1d ago

Kitchen fuckery Coffee pot broke last night

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228 Upvotes

Yes, the burner was on all day.


r/KitchenConfidential • • 1d ago

Photo/Video Lions main from Sysco

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717 Upvotes

We got a mixed mushroom box from sysco to test a bunch of our new menu items that we were going to train the cooks on. and this glorious discovery of a lions mane in the box took up almost a quarter of the weight of the box😍 beautiful.


r/KitchenConfidential • • 1d ago

Discussion Shhh... He's sleeping

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105 Upvotes