r/interestingasfuck • • 2h ago

Hot fire beer poking

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u/bjhanco1289 2h ago

I have indeed tried this at a local brewery. They did it to my bock. I would never do it again after trying it. It makes your beer extra hot and gross.

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u/_Phil_McCracken_ 2h ago

But what about making your beer half foam and no carbonation? Sounds yummy. 

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u/KidOcelot 1h ago

Also adds all the soot and or metal leeching into the beer too.

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u/Number174631503 1h ago

Vitamins brah

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u/salochin92 2h ago

Is your bock okay now?

Also what is that?

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u/Ok_Story_7924 2h ago

Lol an amber bock is a style of beer, typically with a malty profile and a red/ brown hue.

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u/Dookie-Trousers-MD 2h ago

Bock is a dark brewed beer that almost has like a chocolate or caramel flavor tone to it. Not as bitter as a stout.

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u/NoodlelyTrees 2h ago

Hot beer sounds disgusting but I'd be tempted to try it with monster energy since when that's hot it's like a spiced cider and works surprisingly well if you have one that's already gone flat from earlier

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u/EspressoK 2h ago

I hate that my eyes read this comment

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u/FlatSpinMan 1h ago

Right there with you.

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u/Inevitable_Ostrich91 2h ago

WTF man.

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u/NoodlelyTrees 2h ago

I found out while heating it up to make monster jello that it's actually delicious hot lmao if you do it in the microwave you can have it hot and carbonated even lol

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u/SaveUsCatman 1h ago

Who let you get on the internet?

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u/NoodlelyTrees 1h ago

My parents did try to limit my access as a kid but parental controls were so new that I figured out full access on my own pretty easily before too long lol

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u/SaveUsCatman 1h ago

Shit.

Same.

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u/NoodlelyTrees 1h ago

I remember using the Wii browser in the middle of the night to look at porn on the living room tv when that was first coming out cause it didn't have safety stuff set up on it lmfao was always so worried someone was gonna come in and see lol

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u/SaveUsCatman 1h ago

Same but it was the family computer. Parents installed some security suite bs that you could ctrl alt del if you got it before it fully booted. Then I just installed a keylogger to get the passwords for that and the internet and the floodgates were open.

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u/NoodlelyTrees 58m ago

I remember just turning off the screen on the family computer one day while it was logged into the main acct that had admin controls and giving my acct admin controls so I could disable all the restrictions once everyone else was in bed, like they had it set up where my acct couldn't even be logged into past certain times and all that and I was just like nahhhhhh

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u/daemenus 43m ago

I burned a cd that turned off the screensaver

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u/panamaspace 20m ago

Which was... Yesterday?

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u/NoodlelyTrees 19m ago

Ah yes the 11 year old reddit acct must have just gotten on the Internet yesterday lol

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u/angelsfish 1h ago

they’re clowning on u but I’ve tasted hot monster and know ur right. they hated jesus because he told them the truth

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u/NoodlelyTrees 1h ago

It can't be like open and gotten hot from sitting in a hot car all day cause that's just wrong and I have taken sips of ones like that and it's horrifying when not expecting it

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u/angelsfish 1h ago

agreed. although an unopened one warmed by the sun is immaculate

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u/NoodlelyTrees 1h ago

I've heard that they stay nice n fizzy when letting them heat up that way but never think to try it, I did a hot one earlier today for the first time in ages out of 2 half flat ones from the fridge

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u/Dcmart89 46m ago

That’s cool I’ll just watch.

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u/MrNobody_0 2m ago

I've seen a dude on YouTube make cider out is Monster.

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u/i_give_you_gum 1h ago

Maybe they did it wrong, and heated it up to much?

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u/ZedSpot 43m ago

It makes your beer extra hot

What did you think it'd do?

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u/QwackSparrow 2h ago

That man is the most Canadian man I have ever seen

Get reeeit ouutta town

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u/Srimnac 2h ago

I’m not here to say his accent is neither real nor fake, but what I can say is it is exaggerated.

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u/HistoricalChef1963 31m ago

Yeah man, real but exaggerated for sure. If I wanted to put it on, I could sound exactly like this.. and sometimes I do like in some kinda natural, primitive state. 

But mostly I sound normal.

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u/dallasandcowboys 1h ago

Take off you hoser.

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u/toodlesandpoodles 2h ago

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u/Wayward85 1h ago

Is that…Strange Brew? Love that film!

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u/The_Only_Egg 1h ago

Dad! Bob broke your beer!

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u/EnochianFeverDream 20m ago

I found a mouse in my Elsinor!

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u/Sloeber3 19m ago

Steamroller!

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u/Capt_Cocktastic 2h ago

Opens and closes with it.

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u/giantpandamonium 2h ago

He’s doing a caricature

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u/three_whack 2h ago

Get right gimballed, bud!

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u/VaATC 2h ago

I couldn't not hear the cast of Letter Kenny when I read your comment 😆

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u/puan0601 2h ago

he would've added tomato juice to that beer if he were Canadian i reckon

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u/bchillbilly 2h ago

Clamato juice

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u/wegqg 1h ago

It's a guilty pleasure.. I do think it tastes superior to a regular bloody Mary but then I remember I'm drinking squished clams in tomato sauce mixed with vodka and it makes me want to projectile vomit.. so I try not to think about it..

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u/FlatSpinMan 1h ago

With fucking celery in it and topped off with pepper, if my hazy memory serves. I just don’t see how that became a thing.

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u/CoralBooty 1h ago

Thank you I’ve never been so repulsed

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u/Bubbly-Travel9563 49m ago

Not a proper Caesar?

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u/puan0601 49m ago

dare I ask what that is?

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u/feedmejack93 1h ago

Big bags under the eyes ✅️

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u/noxuncal1278 1h ago

Id drink with him any day.

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u/Hefty-Minimum-3125 18m ago

As a Canadian, yes he is.

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u/ItsEntirelyPosssible 3m ago

Maybe he is up north from degen country.

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u/James_H_M 2h ago

I don't believe the guy used the right kind of beer to poke it with, you usually wanna something with a lot of malt like a bock or doppelbock, your porters and stouts as well. The spiking does what he says at it caramelizes the residual sugars to give it a toasted marshmallow flavor.

My local favorite bar does a bockfest around February every year. They recommend you bring your own glassware/stein otherwise you just get a red solo cup and one bad spike and your beer is on the ground.

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u/markrockwell 1h ago

You’ve gotta be a pro to spike the Solo cup!

High risk. Moderate to low reward.

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u/Inconsequential72 2h ago

Wouldn't it also burn the alcohol up?

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u/thrallswreak 2h ago

A tiny little bit, yes.

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u/Practical_Topic2943 2h ago

Well fuckin rights get outta here with that then aye you hoser

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u/asdf_lord 2h ago

Yes in the same ratio as the alcohol to water. Since the volume changes imperceptibly so would the alcohol.

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u/SoulMute 2h ago

I don’t think that’s right. Alcohol boils at a significantly lower temperature than water, so the alcohol would disproportionately evaporate.

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u/asdf_lord 2h ago

Alcohol distribution matters more than boiling point. There is only a few percentages of alcohol which are evenly distributed, the hot rod is indiscriminate and most of the alcohol that evaporates might even recondense.

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 2h ago

But it smells like burnt marshmallows….

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u/Xijit 2h ago

Yeah, that was some "Flat Eart Physics" BS.

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u/ImaginarySofty 2h ago

Alcohol would not leave the same ratio to water

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u/DrunkSkunkz 1h ago

Faster than water - relative volatility

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u/noctalla 1h ago

It would still be barely any with that poker and less than you'd think in general.

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u/PuddingMent 2h ago

Worse. It will make the beer warm.

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u/bluexcal1000 2h ago

Is that Bob or Doug McKenzie?

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u/Mythran12 2h ago

Na it's someone else

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u/bluexcal1000 2h ago

rhetorical question

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u/disneydude1 1h ago

It's their cousin Elron actually.

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u/Doctor_Saved 2h ago

Does it actually work?

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u/Solid_Snark 2h ago

I googled it snd there are Reddit posts from 6-years ago talking about this.

The consensus is, yeah, it’s true.

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u/Hyjennaist86 2h ago

As a western Canadian, I’ve yet to meet another Canadian that actually sounds like that 😅

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u/Mythran12 2h ago

Take off hoser

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u/marginwalker55 2h ago

It’s a put on for sure, playin up the ol accent of our berta boys

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u/Sophet_Drahas 2h ago

What do people from Winnipeg and Thunder Bay sound like. This guy seems to have a heavy Minnesotan type accent.

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u/WatchOutForWizards 2h ago

Lived in Edmonton for 20 years. They exist but usually when they sound like that they're intentionally exaggerating it.

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u/ThatPie2109 2h ago

When the song out for a rip came out, every young white guy in my area of rural B.C lost his mind and starting wearing flannels and talking about smoking darts lol.

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u/Hefty-Minimum-3125 16m ago

lol same in vancouver

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u/Pogie33 1h ago

The strongest accent I've noticed in the West was in Whitehorse.

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u/Appropriate_Bag_3209 2h ago

Thats for sure an Atlantic accent but def feels exaggerated.

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 2h ago

I guess Harold Green doesn’t count

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u/DyingSunSeverian 2h ago

But does it taste like burnt marshmallow

Cause that has a distinctive taste, perhaps not the best taste

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u/sosuhme 2h ago

Yeah. Its okay. Does add a smokey flavor. Not really worth the effort, in my opinion, but a fun little adventure to go on.

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u/SorrelJuice 2h ago

Why is he telling me to leave his local jurisdiction

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u/DeltaBravo831 2h ago

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u/Manbagss 2h ago

Some weird beer guys will give you some BS about how it heats up the beer neutrons to accelerate your tongues taste response but in reality it's all performative hipster shit

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u/s7c7h 30m ago

Performative hipster shit. Traditional german practice. I guess all the same to people who dont leave their basement.

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u/pnwal-junction 43m ago

Because men are simple creatures who will try almost anything because they're bored.

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u/drivalowrida 2h ago

I misread that as "bear poke" and now I'm disappointed

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u/SpaceHappy7345 2h ago

Came for the beer stayed for the accent

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u/shavedaffer 2h ago

Bierstacheln! Prost!

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u/TackyPoints 2h ago

Warm beer with crap and ashes! Hoorah!

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u/DOOM420- 1h ago

This video is so Canadian. I fucking love it.

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u/DaveGrohlsPeriod 1h ago

It works better with stouts.

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u/cbzmplays 2h ago

New Brunswick mentioned

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u/natetheskate100 2h ago

If Canada was a person, it would be this dude.

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u/federalbeerguy 2h ago

Having worked in the industry for over a decade I can say that beer spiking is dumb af

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u/mwilkens 1h ago

What industry is that exactly?

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u/sunchase 1h ago

The one with metal rods

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u/No_End_1082 2h ago

Fake accent

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u/wormyg 1h ago

Ruined the beer smh

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u/illram 2h ago

Why would you ruin a perfectly good cold beer doing that??

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u/Salt-Operation 2h ago

Neat, kinda like mulled wine.

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u/Historical_Concept77 2h ago

Somebody’s bored

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u/TheBobSacamano7 2h ago

Bryce Harper doplleganger

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u/TackyPoints 2h ago

TV references do not make a decent glass of anything.

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u/CitizenCue 2h ago

The most unbelievable part of this is that he had a conversation on a plane in 2026. I miss that. Now everyone is locked into iPads and headphones.

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u/BasicFlan 1h ago

I don't mind a warm Newcastle. I wonder if it would be any good with this method?

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u/Theoxuesu 1h ago

It is he. John Canada.

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u/LickyBoy 1h ago

Went to an event to try this last year. Meh. I loved the beer. Then they poked it. It was fine, different for sure, but not better. I hung out because the event was cool, but didn't get my additional beers repoked.

I agree that it smells of marshmallow, but the foam also had a metallic smell from the poker. No thanks.

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u/ArtistWithoutArt 1h ago

Gat royt oda tone, you gotta try this

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u/FishFingerDeathPunch 1h ago

Bierstacheln... not for all beers, but for mildly hopped full bodied brews it can be a nice twist. I don't think that the poker is hot enough, though.

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u/Negative-Raccoon4927 1h ago

The hosiest hoser I've ever seen.

Fuckin-A!!!!

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u/br00n190 1h ago

There is the "first beer-hotel" in germany which offers, alongside 100+ different beers, a "gestacheltes Honigbier". It's a honey-infused beer which is treated the same way as the beer in the Video. It is amazing! Place is called Gut Riedelsbach.

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u/arbalath 25m ago

Ahh who does not like their beer hot!

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u/sure_me_I_know_that 8m ago

The type of alcohol abuse I’m against

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u/_AnywayWey_ 2h ago

What the actual fk did my handsome fellow say

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u/theWorldChanged 2h ago

What did he say? (Reddit doesn’t have audio, for those that don’t know.)

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u/_Bon_Vivant_ 2h ago

Take off, eh!

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u/SaveUsCatman 2h ago

Didn't listen to the video so I assume he said, this is how you make a beer taste like hot iron

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u/Remarkable-Dirt-368 1h ago

No he said it caramelized the sugars and smelled like marshmallow

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u/Chrono_Convoy 2h ago

Tastes like carcinogens

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u/minequack 2h ago

Boo! Is that what you say when the kids are fixing s’mores?

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u/Pataconeitor 2h ago

Are you aware most of your kitchen utensils are made of metal?

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u/toodlesandpoodles 2h ago

Let me know when your kitchen utensil are coming straight out of a fire, covered in soot, at a high enough temperature to drive the reactions that create PAHs from alkanes.

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u/Pataconeitor 2h ago

Alkanes in beer? What?

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u/Ill-Reception-9019 2h ago

I’m so curious now

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u/graesen 2h ago

Try it and let us know. Dozens of us will be waiting.

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u/pixeltweaker 1h ago

Does it make an ale drinkable?

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u/TackyPoints 2h ago

This man hasn’t had a beer. Maybe that pissy swill. Nobody with a good beer would do this. Smoke it properly if that’s your flavour.

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u/No_Perspective_4550 2h ago

Any particular type of metal?

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u/Mythran12 2h ago

Crowbar metal?

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u/Awesam 1h ago

Hot metal

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u/Salt-Operation 2h ago

Definitely want to use stainless steel or titanium. Don’t use cast iron.

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u/Pataconeitor 2h ago

Indeed, us fae abhorr cast iron

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u/BigCopperPipe 2h ago

This sounds like those videos of “my grandma taught me this”

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u/MaximumExtension4951 2h ago

Nothing better than a COLD BEER 🍻

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u/Will_Knot_Respond 1h ago

Just viral shitbait with a cool accent lol

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u/MTX502 1h ago

Some Eastern European (that Czech guy from that one post) about to drool over some piss warm ass beer 🙄😑

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u/Nos_Zodd 51m ago

I dont want hot beer, this is an ass idea

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u/Unhappy-Job842 2h ago

Bet that poker was in his arse first to ruin a beer like that.

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u/maddrummerhef 2h ago

Most Canadian thing I’ve ever seen lol