r/interestingasfuck • • 15h ago

A wild deer clearly showing extra limbs of an attached parasitic twin while grazing on grass

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u/Now-Thats-Podracing 15h ago

Honestly feel bad for the poor thing.

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u/Hahafunnys3xnumber 15h ago

I know it’s “just” a deer, but I wish a wildlife rehab could do surgery to remove it for him

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u/Crash_Blondicoot 14h ago edited 12h ago

Surgery on deer is nearly impossible. They experience a stress phenomenon where the sheer amount of cortisone they release causes muscle death/paralysis. Unfortunately, mammalian hearts are just big complicated muscles; they almost always suffer a cardiac arrest.

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u/alewiina 5h ago

damn, I didnt know that. poor things

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u/Crash_Blondicoot 4h ago

It's a huge problem in wildlife shelters. They can only help fawns, and even then, release day is SO stressful because this myopathy can kick in when the team is trying to move them to their new forest.

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u/sharkinaround 11h ago

you couldn’t shoot it with a sedative dart and then keep it knocked out long enough?

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u/Crash_Blondicoot 9h ago

Despite highly inaccurate Hollywood depictions, sedation takes 5-20 minutes to take effect. So unfortunately, no, that would not work, because they will experience that cortisone response (Capture Myopathy or Exertional Rhabdomyolysis) in that time frame.

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u/BadMeetsEvil24 11h ago

Do you... think they haven't thought of this..? Honest question.

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u/sharkinaround 11h ago

i don’t think they would ever have a reason to given that it’s a wild deer. but i’m curious as to why this method wouldn’t circumvent cortisol release.

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u/alewiina 5h ago

Because the stress will probably kick in as soon as they feel something shoot them/realize something's wrong as they start to feel woozy.

And scientists (especially wildlife biologists) would have had plenty of reasons to attempt to tranq deer in the past, considering they like any other animal often turn up injured or sick and wildlife rehab people would want to try and help them

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u/bellboy718 3h ago

White buffalo tranqd , neutered and tagged about 1700 bucks in Staten Island NY. I guess that process is faster that fixing this guy. Honestly if it's not causing him pain then no need to feel bad for him unless he's not allowed to play in other whitetail games.

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u/ANAL_TOOTHBRUSH 15h ago

Sorry to break it to you but their solution would not be surgery

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u/Hahafunnys3xnumber 13h ago

That’s why I said “I wish”. Because I know it wouldn’t happen 🙄

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u/blitzkrieg_bunny 8h ago

This is why Wolves are necessary

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u/ApprehensiveProof761 4h ago

Why though, does the surgery not remove extra legs?

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u/topuptopdown_12 15h ago

i would just kill it tbh

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u/TheGenesisOfTheNerd 14h ago

Why? Its not like it’s in agony

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u/johnsvoice 14h ago

It also looks to be relatively healthy and an adult so yeah I don't really understand.

Eventually this deer will die a natural death, but it appears to be able to handle itself just fine.

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u/GreenOlimar 13h ago

There is one in my neighborhood this fall that has a very lame front leg. It had both my worry and sympathy until I saw it sprint. Riding on the wind at a full gallop.

Definitely was handling herself just fine.

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u/OldBonyBogBwitch 6h ago

I’ve been stressing TF out over one of our neighborhood does that injured her front leg pretty badly—car or fence accident, likely. It was gashed wiiide open & hanging at a really wonky angle. Rehabs near us won’t take deer in, so our options are “hope for the best” & “F&W will put it down for you if you call it in”.

This grand dame not only fully fended off a good-sized ‘yote in our neighbor’s front yard on just 3 legs with 1 danglydragging AND hugely preggars, but she birthed twins a week later, & has managed to keep them & herself fat, hale & healthy the last few weeks while lamed.

She’s gonna have a twistyturnyknobblekneed leg in the end if she survives, but hot damn if they aren’t just super impressive creatures sometimes <3

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u/keefer1199 5h ago

Because ideally you wouldn't want a deer like this to reproduce. Natural selection

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u/fondledbydolphins 14h ago

Yeah. Old boy is doing well enough to find food, stay warm, and stay away from predators.

He’s earned his place

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u/Monomanga 14h ago

I was very surprised it lived to adulthood. I don't think it will be doing any mating though.

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u/Quigleythegreat 14h ago

It belongs here on Reddit.

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u/unbalanced_checkbook 13h ago

Where I live the whitetail deer have very few natural predators so this wouldn't really be life-altering.

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u/Monomanga 11h ago

Yeah, but just it's capacity for movement would be a heavy factor. It is a skinny deer so I'm sure it is scraping by and not excelling.

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u/Dear_Ambassador825 13h ago

Extra legs for stew?

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u/Confident_Sound5873 6h ago

It doesnt seem to be in any pain. You're unhinged. It was even wagging its tail.

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u/Xuncu 15h ago

Well, no, since the rest of the conjoined still goes through him.

This is basically a Kuato, but the parts are backwards.

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u/kdoodlethug 14h ago

I don't think this is always true. The remainder of the twin probably didn't develop, or was absorbed. It's not like two entire adult deer taking up the space of one.

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u/unbalanced_checkbook 14h ago edited 13h ago

If it helps, the deer doesn't have the cognitive ability or self-awareness to realize anything is wrong.

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u/alewiina 5h ago

Yeah, for all it knows, it's perfectly normal. As long as it's not hurting them it's best to just leave it be, trying to do such an extensive surgery would likely cause more harm than good

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u/Senselesspassion 15h ago

The fact that it survived for so long tells that there are no predator for them there

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u/Bigram03 15h ago

Deer basically have no predators in the US. They have to be hunted to keep their numbers in check.

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u/twinklingthrowaway 14h ago edited 14h ago

That's because we keep killing the predators that keep them in check.

https://www.npr.org/2024/10/10/g-s1-26426/wildlife-services-usda-wild-animals-killed-livestock

In 5 years we killed 71 grey wolves because they MIGHT be a threat to livestock. many of the predators killed had not hurt livestock. And even if they had, America has plenty of food waste and livestock to go around for EVERYONE. The amount of food waste we have is CRAZY

We do this because we make money off of selling hunting licenses. There's no fucking point to this shit. People just want to pretend they can't go to Kroger and pick up some meat or you know eat a fucking vegetable.

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u/DocWho420 14h ago

It's the same in Europe, here farmers as usual make a huge fuss about single digits of wolves that have been spotted claiming danger to livestock etc. Wolves are basically extinct in large portions of Europe even though they are not invasive. Farmers somehow always get what they want and almost never get bad press for some reason, even though they are wrong every time.

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u/PageVanDamme 13h ago

That’s why the number of wild boars are problem I heard

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u/Hinaloth 8h ago

Daily reminder that the most invasive species is humanity. It infiltrated every continent and biome, and even managed to leave the planet to destroy new environments. Get rid of them, and the rest of the wildlife resumes normal balanced life reeeeeal quick.

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u/Red_Pretense_1989 5h ago

And then the next ape takes over..

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u/Hinaloth 5h ago

Maybe. It'd take long enough to let the planet heal a little, and we can always hope that they'll be less destructive than us.

With any luck it'd be the Bonobo.

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u/Fancy_Guess5999 4h ago

similar things in Africa where human herd cattles inside wilderness and then shoot/poison lions for going after their cattle. majority of these farmers don’t want coexistence with nature

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u/PM_ME_FLUFFY_DOGS 13h ago

And the really ironic part is those wolfs go to farms because we also destroyed enough wilderness theres really not much left for food in the wild anymore,  Most old growth forests in America are gone. many species are no where close to their pre colonization levels (buffalo for one, which had an estimated population of 60 million before colonization, they now have 400k in the wild.). House cats have also decimated small critter populations here which effects the rest food chain, and so much more. 

Basically everything we do makes it harder for animals in the wild (especially predators), but then we act surprised when they come to our nearly limitless supply of food

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u/TheMightyMeatus420 13h ago

Hunting for food is the most ethical source of meat. If you're buying from Kroger or any other grocery chain, you're almost certainly supporting insanely cruel factory farming processes. Wild game lives its life free. Death from a hunter's bullet or arrow is relatively humane, especially when compared to predation by other wild species.

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u/gpatlas 13h ago

We also eradicated the screwworm

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u/ComprehendReading 11h ago

2027 is gonna be so hot for previously eradicated parasites.

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u/Grand_Lizard_Wizard 11h ago

And if we don’t hunt them it leads to overpopulation

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u/HarbingerKing 15h ago

Coyotes kill a LOT of fawns.

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u/twinklingthrowaway 14h ago

Unfortunately wildlife services would rather cull coyotes and let the deer population boom rather than let the coyotes eat

https://www.npr.org/2024/10/10/g-s1-26426/wildlife-services-usda-wild-animals-killed-livestock

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u/HarbingerKing 14h ago

It's ironic and sad because culling coyotes is largely ineffective at reducing coyote populations due to density-dependent reproduction.

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u/riftshioku 13h ago

And it's entirely our fault because we drove out the predators!

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u/pharmamess 15h ago

So they do have a predator then.

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u/Sega-Playstation-64 15h ago

Dreadlocked aliens with laser guns? Sweet

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u/JackpineSavage74 14h ago

Wolves and cougars are not predators for deer?

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u/Bigram03 14h ago

Not in the majority of the US, no. And not in the numbers that are needed.

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u/Possibly_a_Firetruck 9h ago

Do you see the house in the background? Wolves and cougars aren't usually hanging out in neighborhoods.

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u/JackpineSavage74 6h ago

Which type of cougar are we talking about now?

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u/twinklingthrowaway 14h ago

They are. Deer are one of the main sources of food for wolves. There would be enough wolves if we would stop hunting them and killing them intentionally. We allow the deer to breed because it's profitable to sell hunting licenses

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u/tigertoken1 13h ago

Exactly what I was thinking. Based on the antlers, that deer is at least 2 years old.

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u/Salmonman4 15h ago

Why does it seem that deer tend to have more mutations than other mammals?

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u/kdoodlethug 14h ago

Deer breed a lot, but also, deer are comparatively visible animals for the general public. Most wild animals we might see are quite small (squirrels, chipmunks, birds, etc.) and it may be hard to spot differences in them at typical distances. Deer are one of the few large animals we see frequently that aren't under human care (livestock). Major mutations or developmental differences may simply be easier to see on a large beast.

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u/Vanillabean73 4h ago

They’re also super tough and can probably survive mutations better than other animals might

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u/turtle_explosion247 15h ago

Because they breed a lot? I have no clue btw I'm just saying shit 🤷

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u/Jollysatyr201 15h ago

Yes! And at least in the US, hunters take disproportionately more bucks than does. There is a huge overpopulation problem in my state, deer culls to limit CWD are an annual practice, and doe tags are cheaper every year

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u/Salmonman4 15h ago

Their antlers get a lot of mutations. Though it maybe some disease causing it

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u/VulpesFennekin 14h ago

Apparently if the pedicle (anchor point on the skull the antler grows from) becomes damaged, it can permanently affect how the antler grows, so both disease or injury can cause stuff like this.

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u/GreenOlimar 13h ago

And how that happens is an incredible mystery. The antlers are shed every year, so their bodies remember the antler being nicked or damaged in a hyper-specific spot…how?

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u/Jlocke98 13h ago

Look up Michael Levin. The tldr is non neurons have electrical communication networks analogous to brain computation. The damage is probably stored as a memory like this

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u/VulpesFennekin 13h ago

It’s not the antler getting damaged that does this, it’s the part where it grows out. It’s like if a tulip grows, the bulb is damaged, and when it’s replanted the next year, the new flower looks weird.

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u/dirthawker0 14h ago

There's a hunting museum in Munich that has a room dedicated to all the weird antlers harvested by hunters. Both racks with way too many points as well as weirdly shaped ones.

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u/ImNotWitty2019 14h ago

Hunter 1: "Got an 8 pointer today"

Hunter 2: "Nice. I snagged a 72 pointer"

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u/Substantial_Fox7377 15h ago

Inbreeding. Like 8 times out of 10, physical deformations in animals are caused by inbreeding

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u/gertalives 12h ago

What you’re seeing here is a developmental defect that almost certainly has nothing to do with inbreeding. Complicated shit that happens during development that can easily go awry. Also, inbreeding isn’t really an issue in wild deer populations, so I’m not sure where you’re getting all this.

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u/RedditorKain 14h ago

Well, determining who gets breeding rights by fighting seems to be an issue when in a few years the same stag who keeps winning for a several years might be mounting his daughters... But they're prey / herd animals... their worst mutations likely get sorted out by nature in the form of a wolf or something if not other types of early death.

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u/Maiyku 14h ago

Just like this one. Based on where the legs are, they’ll have a hard time running from predators (which there might not be any depending on where they are) but ultimately… I don’t think they’ll be able to mate. The legs are in the way.

So the chances of the mutation being passed down are significantly less, even if the deer lives a full life.

It looks like the rack might be Atypical too as that one side is drastically different than the other, so depending, they may not be able to fight as well either and never gain the rights to mate.

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u/tntlols 12h ago

Lots of them, high rate of breeding plus not a lot of predators to kill off the genetically weak (not to get all eugenicist) all mean a lot more mutations get through

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u/avidreider 10h ago

When your breeding pool is your cousins and half siblings, things get a bit funky.

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u/Radio_Mime 5h ago

Those extra legs would make it more vulnerable to a predator. I’m surprised it lived as long as it has in this video.

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u/o0PillowWillow0o 4h ago

What bothers me is it seems irritated by the extra legs, I'd imagine an animal who's lived it's whole life like this would be much more used to it

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u/45khz 4h ago

Yes was thinking the same

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u/k_lyly 2h ago

So what’s the theory?

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u/marilize__legajuana 4h ago

Like hell I would predate this mutant shit, if I was a lion

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u/hskskgfk 3h ago edited 1h ago

It looks like it is grazing on tended lawns so it probably lives on a park / human protected area. In the wild it is toast

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u/Harry_Flame 2h ago

Looks somewhat suburban to me, its biggest predator is a car lmao

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u/toodlesandpoodles 2h ago

That's probably because there aren't any deer predators where it lives.

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u/TheDarKnight550 3h ago

It seems bothered by the extra legs so its probably aware of its handicap and decided to stay in more heavily human populated areas (which is where it is grazing in this video)

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u/SnooWaffles413 7h ago

Damn. I feel bad for the poor dear. 

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u/Deutscher_Bub 5h ago

I mean honestly he seems happy, idk if they even know what "normal" would be like, they probably spent their whole life like this already

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u/SnooWaffles413 5h ago

True. He did survive a long while I suppose. But I can only imagine it makes things harder. 

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u/LogicalBanter 5h ago

But the deer doesn’t know what it’s like to not have the extra legs, this is their base normal. So it doesn’t make things harder…this is base.

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u/Deutscher_Bub 5h ago

Probably, but i'm saying if he got this far he has got this, he grew into the challenge life gave him and made the best of it, honestly pretty inspiring

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u/inotocracy 15h ago

Must suck to always poop on yourself.

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u/MushroomDizzy649 15h ago

He’s pooping on the parasitic twin

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u/nevergnastop 15h ago

Take that Steve!

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u/No-Show-5237 15h ago

It does 🙁

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u/martymtzzz 10h ago

It’s shit like this that makes me understand how some poor sap in the 1800’s could be convinced that Satan was in his backyard

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u/Aggressive-Fee5306 15h ago

I thought it was a dilivery failure as in the baby only got feet our, got stuck and died. Not rotting inside the womb and the deer cant pull it out.

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u/Competitive-Knee-130 15h ago

Nope that’s a male deer. That’s why it has antlers

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u/_Affexion_ 14h ago edited 14h ago

It appears to be a buck, but antlers aren't the end all be all to ID. Antlered doe are absolutely a real thing, like this lady right here.

Edit to add: chickens do it, too. Damage to the left ovary will cause a hen to grow the feathering & comb of a roo. At which point they also stop laying and start fighting, dancing & crowing.

Just another reason I find it so weird that anyone who hunts or farms could call any part of LGBTQ "unnatural". Like, bro, look around.

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u/Temporary-Lion 6h ago

It's so natural, the biggest thing in my experience is that the farmers I know don't necessarily look for the vocabulary to describe what they see and just say whatever since the animal doesn't care. 

There's loads of intersex, gay or any flavour of non binary animals, and you may not always know what the case is.

I know of a sheep that was thought to be a female lamb but grew to be built more like a ram, big with a chunky face and big, thick horns like a ram but shaped like a ewes. This sheep had no interest in rams or ewes, was mean as hell most of the time but was kept around for years, and stayed with the rams.

Then there's all the cases of the ram having no interest in ewes or trying to go for rams instead. And I've met several gay dogs too

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u/Grand_Lizard_Wizard 11h ago

Comparing LGBTQ to an animal with a genetic mutation seems a bit disrespectful

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u/Myphosee 10h ago

Yeah but atleast he got the spirit down?

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u/ChewMilk 6h ago

I think the spirit of the idea is good. For a long time there was a movement about ‘being born gay’ (or transgender) because being gay (or trans) was (and still is for some people) viewed as a conscious choice and not a innate, natural variation of the human race.

While being compared to a weird deer or a chicken with a wonky ovary maybe isn’t the most flattering thing, highlighting the natural variations in the world and biology is one of the ways people have fought back against the ‘being gay is a choice’ rhetoric to show that being queer is 1) not a choice, and 2) normal and natural, the same way many animals exhibit gay or bisexual tendencies, or change sexes in their lifespan, or what have you.

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u/_Affexion_ 10h ago

If you take it as a 1:1 comparison, absolutely. To me, it's a matter of seeing so many variations and nuances that it seems pointless to put any kind of onus on these things.

For what is worth, I'm non-binary. That doesn't make my views unchallengeable, by any means, it just informs my viewpoint to some extent.

Edit: spelling

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u/LetsGoHokies00 15h ago

looks like a buck it has antlers, although i do know sometimes does have antlers too but very rare

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u/basher247 15h ago

If this was a failed birth, that doe and the fawn should still be messy if it was recent enough for there to be no decay or trauma to the fawn. With the antlers, I think the OP is right.

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u/Terrible-Charity 15h ago

Not yet rotting inside the womb

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u/Xuncu 15h ago

That's not a baby.

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u/MyrddinHS 14h ago

think siamese twins

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u/SeattleHasDied 8h ago

Oh, damn, that poor thing...

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u/Kenturky_Derpy 15h ago

I thought it was giving birth.

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u/terminalbungus 7h ago

Don't poop on my leg and tell me it's twinning

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u/TheOneTruecarioZ 6h ago

Governmenent

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u/Dirty_Pee_Pants 5h ago

I wanna hate this so much

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u/Checked_Out_6 6h ago

That there is an insect. Six legs means its an insect. Read a book. Its in a book. Somewhere.

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u/BlizzardStorm8 4h ago

Six legs is actually the best number of legs to have. I read that in a book. It was a book about an ant named Anthony

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u/maximusbawbagimus 6h ago

Are we sure that the deers not given birth and the baby deers stuck?

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u/8NailsAndAFrog 6h ago

I'm pretty sure male deer (with horns) don't give birth.

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u/Red_Pretense_1989 5h ago

*antlers

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u/Searioucly 5h ago

Domebones*

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u/Hollow_Knight_Raven 5h ago

Antlers, there are species of deer with females with antlers, there are genetic issues in some deer that can cause a female that normally wouldn’t have antlers to have antlers.

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u/Satyrion_ 4h ago

"there are species of deer [...]" the only species of female deer with antlers are Caribou.

If a doe does get antlers they usually are very small and don't branch off.

Those antlers fit neither of those AND the feet clearly are to big for AND they clearly aren't sticking out of the vulva.

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u/juraaaht 3h ago

Translers

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u/Hollow_Knight_Raven 2h ago

The only correct response.

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u/Raichu7 3h ago

This is not one of those species, this is a buck. Also those legs aren't even close to where a vagina would be if it was being birthed.

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u/Creative_Ad_8872 5h ago

If it makes you feel any better, I was coming to say the same thing 😂

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u/Qbjb 5h ago

Those are full grown legs on a male deer.

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u/Dufusbroth 5h ago

Bud- that buck doesn’t have the parts to give birth 😂

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u/Orzahn 15h ago

Rad-deer confirmed.

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u/Pax_flash 6h ago

Damn this is sad :/

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u/Beginning-Taro2329 5h ago

If it makes you feel any better, he appears to be taking care of himself, grazing and hanging out with other deer. They also don't realize that there is something wrong with them. Even though he's walking awkwardly to us he just sees it as getting where he needs to go.

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u/grazerline 15h ago

I didn't have "Seeing a 6 legged deer" on the cards today.

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u/Thisshitaintfree 7h ago

I hope a vet can help it, maybe animal control can tranq it & get it to a vet

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u/RoyalCities 6h ago

Me too but geez if it's lived this long it could be integrated too deeply that it may put it at risk to get it removed. Poor thing though. Must have had a hard life dealing with all of that.

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u/mikelloSC 6h ago

Dude ... Only help he gets is to be taken down. They shot wild animal not run then to vet. It's the reality

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u/TenbluntTony 5h ago

Maybe in this situation but in general no it’s not. That’s the whole point of wildlife rehabilitation centers. I live in the Midwest and have called them multiple times. Only time they ever put the sick animal down that I called about was because it was a crow with West Nile virus and couldn’t be helped.

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u/mikelloSC 5h ago

Central Europe here. There is overpopulation of deer. So hunters have quotas of how many they have to kill each year to keep population under control.

I would imagine any sick or injured will be put down.

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u/LethargicCarcass 4h ago

Is it sick or injured? Based of its size it seems to be surviving fine.

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u/Impossible-Gas3551 15h ago

Yeah I'd probably call your local authorities/game warden or equivalent to report that. Pretty wild only 1 other person mentions this

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u/Minimum_Currency8157 15h ago

That's horrible

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u/GringerKringer 14h ago

Oh that’s just my brother

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u/YAOIbitch 13h ago

Happens

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u/Shilverow 13h ago

When the skinwalker really fucks up the disguise but rolls a nat 20 on deception so people just think they absorbed their twin

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u/Remarkable_Cod5549 15h ago

This shit would have made ancient people go crazy

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u/Interesting_You6852 7h ago

This is why we need wolves!! This is exactly the sort of thing a natural predator would handle.

Deers are overpopulated and have zero predators right now because the stupid mentality people have about wolves!!

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u/dawnmountain 4h ago

Yeah if I saw that thing in the wild, I'd be convinced I just walked into a horror movie.

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u/momodamonster 15h ago

Call the DNR to put that deer out of its misery. A wolf would've already done this of they had a better population.

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u/yaxir 15h ago

Maybe this one freaked the wolves out as well

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u/Sega-Playstation-64 15h ago

Wolves tried to eat it but then it grew extra bloody limbs and absorbed it

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u/joe-bagadonuts 15h ago

Does that count as one, or two buck tags?

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u/Crimsonhead4 15h ago

How the hell has it lived this long? It can barely walk, how is it suppose to escape predators?

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u/Mindless-Platypus-75 15h ago

I hope whoever took this tried to help get him surgery

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u/kbachert 15h ago

Yeah that ought to be cheap

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u/Mindless-Platypus-75 15h ago

I don’t mean the filmer took them to the vet and paid for it, I meant like hopefully they called some wildlife or rescue organization

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u/PsillyFunGuy2 14h ago

You really think the govt is gonna waste money doing surgery on this deer? They’re basically a pest. They’ll just put it down, which is the right thing to do.

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u/Mindless-Platypus-75 13h ago

Idk man organizations that rehabilitate wild animals exists

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u/shiv9401 15h ago

i know a guy

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u/croholdr 15h ago

does they do weddings? asking for someone who knows of me

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u/lookslikeyoureSOL 14h ago

Kill meeeeeee

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u/LeTigre71 14h ago

That's a radstag.

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u/Last_Sock_7614 13h ago

I’m looking for the fallout game reference and I’m not seeing it yet

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u/alloutofchewingum 10h ago

Actually I have parasitic triplets but only the genitalia are visible. Tripenality is ...awkward.

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u/Wonderful-Glass-3249 8h ago

Instance of SCP 6448. Contact your local animal control and hope an MTF takes over the call.

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u/MonkeDpoopy 8h ago

Fighting and mating will be extremely difficult for this one.

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u/xSchwarzenegger 7h ago

Grazing? I scroll down and all I see is little nuggets falling out of his bum =0

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u/DoctorPhobos 7h ago

O damn. Extra thighs.

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u/Amazing-Air-6231 6h ago

kill it and bury it

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u/VoidBattlemage 6h ago

That is some serious Southern Reach bullshit.

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u/LegoMyAlterEgo 5h ago

Someone's mom ate a few too many 5 leaf clovers.

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u/mirroredspork 5h ago

Roflpellets.

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u/ZayDubzz 5h ago

Dr. Spencer black would have been all over this

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u/Bodod_Begag 5h ago

Now it's a slide for the poop to go down

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u/Much_Philosopher3719 5h ago

Poor thing...

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u/Fresh-Diet9408 5h ago

Possibly genetic abnormality rather than parasitic twin. I know this can be a genetic condition in other hooved animals.

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u/Sir-Cee 4h ago

❤️🙏🏼

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u/ForgottenHiatus 4h ago

Honestly surprised it has lived to this point.

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u/Both-Bench-8793 4h ago

Why’d they have to zoom in on it pooping, he’s been through enough

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u/Kooky_place8 4h ago

Oh deer