r/humor • • 14h ago

How it got there?

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u/n3rdsm4sh3r 14h ago

The answer for all four is stupidity

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u/stevehuffmanisapeedo 13h ago

I'm not so sure. I think there may be more than meets the eye with that horse.

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u/MasterOfCelebrations 12h ago

Trying to trap unsuspecting lesbians

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u/CaII_Me_Al_5 14h ago

'American Idiot" by Green Day gets ever more relatable by the day

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u/texasdeathtrip 13h ago

He’s like a turtle on a fence post.
You know they didn’t get up there by themselves.
They don't really belong there.
They have no idea what to do while up there.
They have been elevated beyond their natural ability to function.
You look at them and wonder what kind of person put them there in the first place.

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u/aquafina6969 14h ago

yea. Dead leader’s dad should have used a condom.

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u/Suitable-Piano-8969 13h ago

After raising horses and especially goats, that's not weird at all

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u/Wild_Neighborhood605 13h ago

The weirdest is at bottom left, obviously.

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u/Suitable-Piano-8969 12h ago

I dont mingle with extremist no matter the color of their worship political party

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u/Glum-Position-1709 2h ago

Saying "orange man bad," is far from extreme, its common place around the world.

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u/2TonCommon 14h ago

The "Post Turtle" joke came to life!

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u/Offi95 13h ago

I know how it got there

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u/JacksonGhost1963 13h ago

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u/Bees4everr 13h ago

I mean she’s nothing to brag about either 😂 they can both kick rocks together imo

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u/Admirable_Cry_3795 13h ago

100% - and don’t forgets that the Dems “stole” the primary from Bernie in 2016 and forced Hillary down our throats…in my opinion, without those two on the D ticket, no Trump presidency in 2016 or 2024…the fact that the country swung to Biden in 2020 is pretty telling…the pendulum will swing hard in 2028 too (if not this year as well)

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u/Jazzlike-Wind-4345 10h ago

I still have never forgiven Bernie Sanders for starting this “rigged elections” nonsense, just because no one wanted him except for some delusional, chronically online f_ckheads, which opened the door to “Crooked Hillary” and the “stolen” election of 2020.

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u/Affectionate-Pen-885 13h ago

😂 the options were not great.. Twice.

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u/BBD8691 13h ago

hits buzzer

RACISM!

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u/FranticChill 13h ago

I laughed more than I should.

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u/Upstairs_Bus_3743 13h ago

The one on the bottom left will always be a mystery.

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u/Affectionate-Pen-885 13h ago

Landslide electoral and the Popular vote. Mystery solved!

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u/MasterOfCelebrations 12h ago

There haven’t been any landslide wins since Reagan was in office, be real here

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u/Affectionate-Pen-885 12h ago

they were large considering how loud and confident Democrats were in both elections. It’s almost as if they were out of touch with the actual sentiment/ reality of the country’s perspective.. but thats liberals for ya. Same with most issues - they get loud in their silos and forget the majority of Americans disagree with their politics.

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u/Upstairs_Bus_3743 12h ago

He’s just a dumb troll. Just ignore him.

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u/Affectionate-Pen-885 10h ago

not a troll - its just reality. It’s painful when the echo chamber you live in turns out to be the minority perspective. That said, you are entitled to your opinion and vote etc etc. Thats why we are the greatest country in the world.

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u/Upstairs_Bus_3743 10h ago

If it looks like a troll, and acts, sounds and talks like a troll it must be a….., you guessed it right— reality!!!

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u/Affectionate-Pen-885 10h ago

okay, i am leaving the echo chamber. Everyone have a great weekend and i will allow all the reddit liberals to continue with their like minded shenanigans. 🤣

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u/Upstairs_Bus_3743 10h ago

Yay!!!! She left the echo chamber 🥳👏

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u/ionthrown 13h ago

Let’s see if someone decides to investigate, perhaps in a few weeks, before we say ‘always’.

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u/Old_Investigator_148 12h ago

The majority of the country votes for him. What exactly do you not understand?

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u/McKoijion 10h ago

AIPAC and Jeffrey Epstein

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u/poppin-n-sailin 9h ago

Is it, though? Decades of cuts and dismantling of public education and social programs, coupled with a seriously fucked up healthcare system that among all it's problems loves to force drugs on people to enrich the big pharma companies and cause massive dependency on prescription medications has continued to lower the average intelligence of American citizens. On top of that, the people in the USA are some of the most propagandized people on this planet. They worship billionaires and corporations and those dumbest of the dumb fight the hardest to continue the bullshit and make it even more difficult to get out of the hole they dug. It is literally no surprise at all how he got to take the highest office ein the USA. there is more, obviously, but if you think it's a mystery you just might be among those idiots that helped get him to where he is. 

Edit: plus he and so many of his allies control the majority of communication in the USA. And nearly all the media. And the media isn't even required to stick to facts in the USA. So again, not in any way surprising. Smarten the fuck up. 

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u/Upstairs_Bus_3743 8h ago

With all respect— GFY:-)

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u/Soul_h0le 11h ago

Having the backing of the worlds most wealthy people usually will do it

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u/Wild_Neighborhood605 14h ago

If somebody predicted this 20 years ago... I'd lough my head off.

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u/GimpyPlayerOne 13h ago

It all starts with money.

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u/923kjd 13h ago

Clockwise from upper left:
1. Car
2. Horse
3. Car
4. Jackass

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u/ComeOnTars2424 12h ago

I was there Gandalf, I was there 3000 years ago.

As I recall, a lot of Democrats were upset that their own parties super delegates made their primary votes useless so they registered as Republicans to give support to a joke candidate who could never win in the primary election. It nearly worked.

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u/Character-Total-3857 12h ago

I don't wonder at all, given that the average American is neither very smart nor well-informed.

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u/Aromatic-Village-667 12h ago

Вроде не в Одноклассники зашёл

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u/AskRedditor8080 12h ago

The term is post turtle . How did that turtle get on that post

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u/Amazing_Level5479 11h ago

Couldn’t have demonstrated it any better than that!!!

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u/Gaxxag 11h ago

The first time he ran I was convinced he was chosen as part of a conspiracy to try and get Hillary elected as the first female president.

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u/oldfrancis 10h ago

He's a turtle on a post.

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u/Kat_Schrodinger1 10h ago

"I don't care what horrible thing he does or how much worse my life becomes. I only care about mUh SiNgLe IsSuE with the democratic party." - "voters" probably 

That's how.

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u/Spare-Proposal9788 9h ago

Village idiot

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u/rodney4ever 9h ago

No. Lol

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u/Loud-Peach3510 9h ago

The horse is the easiest to explain.

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u/SayWhat-1969 7h ago

Nope. Can’t say that I do.

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u/Randomsavage559 6h ago

Whers the auto pen at?

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u/SYNK007 2h ago

Clearly we the majority won the election 🤷

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u/TasteeNuts 10h ago

The entire Democratic Party

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u/PatriotismReborn 8h ago

Republicans support a child rapist moron who can’t speak in complete sentences and shits himself in public

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u/treesandrock 12h ago

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u/RandomSasquatch4u 12h ago

I dont think the majority of the nation is a cult. I think the left alienated their base, became overly hateful and polarized and those who felt alienated voted their conscience in a 2 party system.

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u/Ozoneguuy 5h ago

Y'all still got him until 2029 😂

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u/bidensgarage 4h ago

Joe Biden is the most famous post turtle in history

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u/-Laffi- 12h ago edited 12h ago

Regarding Trump, you didn't really have any other good candidates, and so you got what you wanted. Kinda lame you can only vote for 2 parties for President in the USA, when other countries got multiple parties that can in theory become head of state. In Norway you mostly have people from Arbeiderpartiet (Work Party) or Høyre (Right), but there isn't much to stop Fremskrittpartiet (Progress Party) from also being involved with getting people picked for the Prime Minister job. Heck, there was even one time where the religious party Kristelig Folkeparti (Christian Folk Party) had a Prime Minister. Should have changed how the USA vote, and give more people the chance to become the President of the United States!

Edit: Also, I know a new party could potencially reach over 50% in votes, but it would have been incredible hard, and almost impossible.

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u/OutrageousBee2273 11h ago

Kamal was a decent candidate, but being qualified doesn't matter considering the most unqualified corrupt shit stain stole the ovel office

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u/-I0I- 10h ago

She was only on the ballot because she married a jew...Ironically, the very thing the lefties hate lmfao

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u/BS0404 9h ago

Since when do leftists hate Jews?

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u/-I0I- 9h ago

Bro, literally all the time... I see many post and comments, on multiple platforms, about how jews are the problem and it certainly isn't the righties saying those things

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u/BS0404 9h ago

"and it certainly isn't the righties saying those things" bro, are you hearing yourself? You mean the same righties that have a Nazi white supremacy problem? You really think they don't say anything bad about Jewish people? Catch yourself on.

The most that I see in leftist communities about Judaism is how they are always going around saying "Critizing Netanyahu and the Israeli government isn't the same as critizing all Jews."

Though I suppose that you could be confusing the righties with all them Evangelicas who are very racist because they literally want all the Jews back in Israel to bring about the end of the world. Personally I find that not only condescending but racist af.

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u/-I0I- 8h ago

Righties don't have a nazi problem, lefties have a "calling everybody who doesn't agree with them a nazi/white supremacist" problem.

I see hundreds of comments blaming jews for just about anything that goes wrong, and none of them specify the isreali government or netanyahu, mostly on instagram (cause I don't look at political stuff on here anymore) and just about every profile I have clicked on has very left leaning ideologies in them.

Either way, kamala supports isreal and if she had become president, there would be even more ties to isreali government because her husband is jewish. So, she was definitely not a good candidate for president.

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u/BS0404 8h ago

From the extreme left wing news, the New York Times. /s

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/16/opinion/republican-party-alt-right-neo-nazis.html

"Paul Ingrassia, acting general counsel of the General Services Administration... “I do have a Nazi streak in me from time to time, I will admit it,”... “We need competent white men in positions of leadership,” he wrote in another message. “The founding fathers were wrong that all men are created equal. … We need to reject that part of our heritage.”

"Nate Hochman, a young Republican... promoting a pro-DeSantis video that used a Nazi symbol. He now works as a speechwriter for Secretary of State Marco Rubio"

"In Georgia, the Republican Senate nominee Mike Collins has had to answer for a former staffer who posted Nazi images online as well as a photo of himself in full Ku Klux Klan regalia."

"That is no coincidence; it is clear that among the young staffer and operative class of the Republican Party are people with neo-Nazi sympathies and white supremacist views. Last year, for example, leaked messages from a group chat of Young Republicans from chapters across the country — who ranged in age from 18 to 40 — included racial slurs, support for Nazi ideas and a declaration of admiration for the leader of the Third Reich, all framed as jokes. “I love Hitler,”"

"34-year-old Marshall Rawson is favored to take a seat in Florida’s House of Representatives nearly 10 years after marching alongside neo-Nazis at the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville, Va."

"In March, 30-year-old Brandon Herrera won the Republican primary for Texas’ 23rd Congressional District. A far-right YouTube personality, Herrera has published videos that feature Nazi imagery and Nazi military anthems, joke about the Holocaust and showcase Nazi weapons."

But sure, the right doesn't have a Nazi problem...

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u/-I0I- 7h ago

Literally listed a very small percentage of republicans....and none of them do anything close to what actual nazis did...

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u/Winchester73_ 13h ago

Not that big of a mystery, democrats where running someone who told on live television that he had spent a few hours on the phone with Gerald Ford the night before and the blowjob queen of Saskatoon. What could you expect?

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u/Old_Investigator_148 12h ago

80 million voters or so chose him as the best candidate. What exactly are you confused about?

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u/TonyGalvaneer1976 12h ago

80 million voters or so chose him as the best candidate

Why, though?

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u/Nexus_Neo 10h ago

its pretty easy to pinpoint why trump got elected given the circumstances at the time tbh.

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u/Brilliantexpanse 13h ago

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u/Top-Sherbet4576 12h ago

Pedophilia is bad.

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u/bill_hilly 4h ago

Just ask Ashley Biden

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u/Top-Sherbet4576 3h ago

She has never made a single allegation. Trump is actively defying a judicial order to release the Epstein files.

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u/BerniWrightson 13h ago

The people who find humor in this, are the same simpletons who voted for Kamala, believe women can have a penis, the borders were closed, and Biden was competent.

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u/TonyGalvaneer1976 12h ago

voted for Kamala

She was better than trump on every issue.

believe women can have a penis

Trans women do exist, and not all of them get bottom surgery.

the borders were closed

The borders have been closed since before you or I were even born. They were never opened.

Biden was competent.

More competent than trump, though that is an admittedly low bar.

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u/BerniWrightson 11h ago

So, a proudly ignorant simpleton…

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u/TonyGalvaneer1976 11h ago

Who, you or me? XD

Feel free to make a counterargument against anything I said that you disagree with.

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u/BerniWrightson 11h ago

I did, apparently you are too ignorant to capture that fact either.

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u/TonyGalvaneer1976 11h ago

Calling people simpletons isn't a counterargument, lol

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u/BerniWrightson 11h ago

There is no counter argument for stupidity.

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u/TonyGalvaneer1976 11h ago

Sure there is. You said a bunch of stupid things, and I made counterarguments against all of them.

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u/BerniWrightson 11h ago

Ignorance is not a response simpleton.

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u/HannibalSpecter- 13h ago

Trump got there by being awesome! Greatest president of all time. Can't wait to see his likeness chiseled into Mount Rushmore. I can't wait to see all the rainbow and alphabet people lose thier minds, again!

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u/Top-Sherbet4576 12h ago

That’s a weird delusion.

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u/Wild_Neighborhood605 13h ago

Ha-ha-haaaaa...