r/humor • • 1d ago

Not OC(Reposted content) It’s all about presentation

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u/Academic-Snow9642 1d ago

Easy. One has meat and the other has green mush

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u/BluebirdDense1485 1d ago

It's actually mostly size that's the issue. We don't like the shells but a lobster has a lot of meat for the amount of shell compared to a meal worm or pillbug which from what I hear taste just about the same as shellfish, just not as fishy.

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u/Specialist_Sport4460 21h ago

Is fishy not one of the main aspects of seafood? How can something taste the same without that flavour?

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u/Jakob21 11h ago

Here is a comment explaining.

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u/dabear51 2h ago

Crawfish.

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u/CaII_Me_Al_5 1d ago

Mushy peas would like a word

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u/Banpdx 1d ago

They would... but they can fuck all the way off.

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u/Crawler1701 1d ago

Sorry to tell you, but most shellfish is mushy goop until cooked.

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u/Nutsnboldt 23h ago

Well, mushy peas are goop after being cooked.

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u/AskPizza 1d ago

Arthropods.

Anthro- is a prefix which means human. An anthropod doesn't exist, but it could be a name for a crab person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdEco8OCiS8

Video unrelated. (It's related)

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u/mf-TOM-HANK 1d ago

Craaab people, craaab people. Taste like crab, talk like people

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u/thecypher 1d ago

What the fuck is an anthropod?

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u/Catpixfever 1d ago

They have human beings for legs.

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u/Dima_135 1d ago

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u/ThePizzaNoid 1d ago

Scuzzlebutt with Patrick Duffy for a leg!

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u/fuckthisshit____ 1d ago

A little science humor for ya

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u/Catpixfever 1d ago

Latin humour at least!

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u/RookieGreen 1d ago

Reverse Drider. A huge spider with eight Drow legs.

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u/Mattscrusader 1d ago

A person who can animorph into a crustacean.

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u/ArtThou_Boob 4h ago

Imagine staying to long in lobster form and then your family eats you 🥺

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u/Friscogonewild 1d ago

Misspelling of arthropod.

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u/thecypher 1d ago

Thanks mate, couldn’t work it out from the pictures.

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u/DeBlasioDeBlowMe 1d ago

Twice?

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u/Friscogonewild 1d ago

I mean, if you don't know how to spell something, what are the odds that you learned the correct spelling between writing the top text and the bottom text but also decided not to go back and correct the top?

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u/Kerdul 13h ago

I think an anthropod would technically mean a human based on the greek roots lol

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u/scorpyo72 1d ago

Arachne?

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u/gtr06 1d ago

I think it’s a clothing store

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u/Vakirisil 1d ago

Came here to ask the same thing

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u/jawshoeaw 22h ago

Human foot. Duh.

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u/Proposal_Last 1d ago

People do eat scorpions tho, and spiders n other insects

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u/macbone 1d ago

Scorpions are fairly popular in Thailand!

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u/NewHunter4239 1d ago

Yeah, this is some euro-centric horseshit, thinking that white people represent the views of the world.

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u/CatchCritic 1d ago

As someone who's eaten scorpions, spiders, and other insects in Asia, they suck. They have no flavor and barely any meat.

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u/Ur_Just_Spare_Parts 1d ago

Yeah no meat and the texture is just so unsatisfying AND there isn't a good flavor there to try to amplify. It just tastes like a worse version of however you season it but with this added layer of poking, stringy, not easily chewable texture that just sucks to eat. If there was a way to make land bugs palatable to the average person it would have caught on centuries or millenia ago because there have been hungry people in every continent for a long time. Like people eat eyeballs and testicles regularly because they taste good and have good texture when done right, even if it might be abnormal to the average person.

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u/StewOfPot 1d ago

Bro this isnt about race. One is obviously way more common than others as food

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u/Exotic_Exercise6910 22h ago

You're very angry

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u/IcyIce2626 1d ago

I wish I could recall the reason for the change in attitude, but originally lobsters were viewed as a low class food, due to their (then) abundance. Deep fried lobster was a street food in early American cities. Then at some point the narrative flipped and they became this high priced meat of decadence.

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u/garfinkel3 21h ago

Railroads and canning. Lobsters have to be killed shortly before eating, or they rot quickly. So people far from the coasts could never get them. Canning and railroads with refrigerated cars made it possible to transport lobster farther inland, but it was expensive.

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u/ConflictMaster3155 18h ago

Yeah most people don’t realize that lobster has a bacteria in it that starts spreading as soon as it’s dead. This is the reason they’re typically alive when boiled.

I can’t remember the exact mechanisms but something like, as soon as the lobsters immune system ceases to function the bacteria moves from the innards to the meat where the bacteria will produce a toxin.

Unlike the bacteria itself, the toxin cant be destroyed with heat.

All the tales of lobster as prison food are from the mid 1800s, the modern double seam can for food was invented in 1888, and the refrigerated train car was popularized in the 1890s.

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u/Dward917 18h ago

Pretty sure chefs kill them just before boiling. If they don’t that’s just cruel

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u/RedditEnjoyerMan 17h ago

They dont they just drop them headfirst into boiling water.

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u/puff_of_fluff 10h ago

It varies.

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u/According_Tea_6329 7h ago

How do they kill them? Break their necks? What's the humane way to kill them?

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u/ConflictMaster3155 6h ago

Just cleaning them. Cut head off, remove tail, butterfly, and then boil or broil.

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u/puff_of_fluff 5h ago

There are a variety of ways but I was taught to put them in the freezer for a little bit to make them “sleep” and then put a knife through its brain. I think you can also use clove oil or something.

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u/ConflictMaster3155 17h ago

They don’t.

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u/Dward917 7h ago

I’ve definitely seen Gordon Ramsay kill it first

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u/Competitive-Outside8 3h ago

Some do and I think there's a growing push for more humane practices. But it is extremely common to just boil them alive. And of we look at crawfish, which are basically just small lobsters that get cooked in large batches, I've never heard of anyone bothering to kill all those little fuckers before boiling them.

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u/jamminjoenapo 2h ago

You cook them dead and get straight tails and you will be praying to the porcelain gods. I’m actually curious of a way to more humanely kill a sack of crawfish that isn’t as taxing as eating them

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u/Few-Statistician8740 23h ago

Because they originally believed they needed to be boiled for an hour to be safe to eat. Not to surprising nobody wanted to eat them when the prevailing belief is turn it into something with the taste and texture of a bicycle tire

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u/Excellent_Extent7648 21h ago

You know china called it dragon shrimp and the rest of the world never viewed it as low class America just always has been tryna act boujee

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u/Inevitable_Round_978 1d ago

You make any of those bugs taste, and have the same texture as sea food, and I will give it a shot

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u/Henu3gumb 1d ago

I tried fried grasshopper in Thailand. It's not the same.

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u/Minnie_269 21h ago

Right, I've eaten bugs and their taste is disgusting to me. There's something in them that leaves a very unpleasant aftertaste in my throat that doesn't go away with water. Seafood on the other hand is delicious af

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u/TriceratopsHunter 11h ago

Deep fried scorpion reminded me a lot of soft shell crab, honestly...

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u/belated_quitter 1d ago

I’m so sick of seeing this post

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u/ionthrown 1d ago

The amount this is being pushed over the last few days, I can only assume someone’s about to launch a land-arthropod-derived food product.

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u/taez555 1d ago edited 16h ago

It’ll pair well with living in a glamourish shipping container.

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u/mazule69 5h ago

Can humanity get hooked on and addicted to roaches, eat all of them and make them extinct please please

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u/VegaDraco 1d ago edited 1d ago

Jokes on you, I ain't eating land bugs or water bugs!!

Edit: word

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u/MadroxKran 1d ago

What does the bug meat look like?

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u/EyeYamNegan 1d ago

Depends on the bug. I frequently eat ants and different species taste a bit different . Some taste like honey and some a bit spicy even. The texture is like rice crispy though. You can even steep some to make a drink.

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u/woshiwosun 5h ago

Bro wut, how do you prepare them

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u/EyeYamNegan 5h ago

I just pick them up and eat them. However in many cultures they fry them.

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u/Augustus420 20h ago

Have you never eaten crab before?

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u/MadroxKran 16h ago

I don't think regular bugs have meat like that.

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u/Augustus420 16h ago

Only because they're small

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u/LivingHighAndWise 12h ago

They certainly do, but much leff of it.

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u/FactsNLaughs 1h ago

You mean the sea arthropod? I don’t know why you read the word “bug” and your mind went to “crab” on a post comparing land arthropods and sea arthropods.

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u/zackks 1d ago

Crab meat.

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u/FactsNLaughs 1h ago

The would be sea arthropod meat. Not a land arthropod. Try harder.

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u/Opposite_Chart427 23h ago

Arthropods, not anthropods...

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u/TheVividCashew 23h ago

Damn, no aliens

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u/nikdahl 1d ago

I don’t eat any of them.

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u/ElementsUnknown 1d ago

That is the correct answer

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u/Evacuation_euphoria 1d ago

Fuck. It’s ‘arthropod’. Ffs

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u/wishythefishy 1d ago

Jesus Christ. I read through like 50 comments before I saw one person correcting the spelling. ARTHROPODS are unrelated to Anthropology.

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u/pamcakevictim 1d ago

Land.... arthopods

Both types are earth arthopods

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u/Steezle 1d ago

I personally prefer Taurus.

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u/reporter_assinado 1d ago

So... Michael Jackson?

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u/Notbob1234 1d ago

Longpig in never off the table if you're hungry enough

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u/Iitaps_Missiciv 1d ago

Thats why dogs are so good at learning how to sit!...stay! Still. If you dont move they can't see you

https://giphy.com/gifs/tCShxrtQeFM9W

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u/MoireachB 1d ago

Tell me you've never been to China without telling me you've never been to China

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u/ridukosennin 1d ago

My Chinese friend’s dad is a Cantonese chef. They have a common saying “Anything with its back to the sun is good to eat”

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u/pizzaiolo2 1d ago

Hmm people 😋

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u/Notbob1234 1d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodPorn/s/3MmAAMtWrV

"An Idiot Abroad" had an episode in China. They do be eating bugs.

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u/EddieDollar 1d ago

Maybe some regions of China. Just like some regions of the US eat things like frogs, opossums, and gators.

Ive been to big cities in China like Shanghai, Guangzhou, Nanjing, and have not seen insects or bugs on a menu

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u/Notbob1234 1d ago

The difference is that Floridaman is almost a point of national pride so if someone says we eat swamp puppies, we won't say the person wasn't in America. We'll congratulate them for surviving Bubba's wetland adventure.

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u/LumsDream 1d ago

It really depends on what type of insect they are eating. Cause cricket and silkworm is a common food.

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u/heckasharp 1d ago

Nor dogs or cats. It was a pretty common trope (might still be) but aside from some country folk in the sticks, ppl not roasting dog on the menu.

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u/Then_Deal_5815 18h ago

Took this picture literally on my first day in china.

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u/spacees1 17h ago

And they’re selling it to tourists, laughter at them in the back… /s

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u/Then_Deal_5815 17h ago

Tourists in china are mostly 95-99% chinese everywhere I've been to in china.

The place where the picture was taken, i was the only non chinese person in the entire area.

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u/CameFromTheDark 1d ago

All arthropods are from earth.

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u/whiskeytango55 1d ago

Its the brining

Motherfuckers live in marinade

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u/jayce9900 1d ago

People definitely eat scorpions

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u/talesfromthecryptoh 1d ago

Crazy they come from the Sea and not the earth

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u/Naive_Personality367 1d ago

im not big on the chittering creatures of the sea either tbh

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u/Forsaken-Koala87 1d ago

Depends on what human

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u/PorkyPain 1d ago

I mean.. Thailand kinda fry those scorpions

https://giphy.com/gifs/5hgRSEZbkSF5uvLkiI

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u/FondleGanoosh438 1d ago

The ocean ones taste way better. Also, go to parts of Asia and if it moves and isn’t poisonous they eat it. Just part of having a long history where you eat what keeps you alive.

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u/Swinship 1d ago

get on my level, i refuse to eat any of them.

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u/jonlimo 1d ago

Simple. One has been washed in the sea, one has not.

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u/ZinziZotas 23h ago

Eaten both. Sea arthropods actually taste good. Land arthropods taste like rotten lettuce wrapped in spoiled dressing.

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u/VelvetOnion 1d ago

Hunting is cruel and inhumane. Fishing is chill and dope, bring your kids.

Humans treat normally wet things different to normally dry things all the time.

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u/BloodSteyn 1d ago

Plus... pre-salted.

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u/zisenhart 1d ago

Now I really should call her. She was definitely salty.

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u/zisenhart 1d ago

I should call her.

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u/yomamma3399 1d ago

Subtle and witty. Well played.

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u/zisenhart 1d ago

Thank you for getting my humor.

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u/TrioxinTwoFourFive 1d ago

you're probably under appreciated by the people around you.

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u/CasualSky 1d ago

I’m pretty sure most people that hunt also fish. So I don’t know where you’re getting this split between the two.

Secondly, how is fishing humane? You drag something with a hook through its face, sometimes it swallows the hook and you’re ripping out its insides or watching it suffocate slowly so you can feel a sense of achievement…and then you either don’t eat it or throw it back. Fun for the whole family!

It’s just kinda funny you came to the conclusion hunting is cruel and fishing is innocent fun. They’re both the same thing. Fact is, humans have trouble feeling empathy for other living things in general. Especially the less “human” they are. Fish feeling pain has been a debate for a long time, though the evidence has always been there that, of course ,they do.

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u/VelvetOnion 1d ago

I'm saying fishing is not humane. There are people who say hunting is bad but fishing is ok because the victims are moist.

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u/Pure-Eye9423 1d ago

I dont think anyone is thinking about it as much as you are buddy

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u/VelvetOnion 1d ago

That's what I'm trying to change. Wet prejudice is real.

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u/Pure-Eye9423 1d ago

I think its in your mind pal

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u/PrairiePuppies 1d ago

I don't get it either. My best guess is that it is easier to get to the meat of sea arthropods (<- correct spelling, BTW), whereas you pretty much just have to eat the whole thing when it comes to land arthropods.

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u/questron64 1d ago

Humanlegs?

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u/el_profesora 1d ago

Not the Chinese tho

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u/OutrageousBee2273 1d ago

Land bugs small with hardly any meat, still in wanna compare the taste of a scorpion to a lobster

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u/EyeYamNegan 1d ago

Me with the cost of food not caring which arthropod group it is

https://giphy.com/gifs/5ev3alRsskWA0

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u/ominoke 1d ago

People eat land bugs

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u/amberedgreen 1d ago

Give me a scorpion over lobster any day 😆

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u/Prestigious_Mall8897 22h ago

There's not so much meat in bugs. Mostly hollow inside.

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u/Baliski1 16h ago

Insects are built totally different, like their meat is more like a tube around the inside of the limb?

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u/Prestigious_Mall8897 4h ago

Ikr? But they are crispy when deep fried as snacks.

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u/ArtThou_Boob 4h ago

"Crickets" oh wait, you ate them all... 🥺

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u/Jessicasflour 21h ago

Right? They're gooey, and it looks all dirt yellow. Meanwhile shrimps and lobsters are all red, so that I think is what makes it appealing. If they had yellowish meat, people would be disgusted.

Bugs are too tiny and they are usually dark colored, that makes it unappealing. I bet if they were bigger and meatier, and had more reddish blood, people would eat them

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u/bubbarubbah 17h ago

Shrimps and lobsters are all red

Bugs are usually dark colored

Oh boy I have some news for you and you're not going to like it...

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u/Prestigious_Mall8897 4h ago

I like them deep fried tho. Not the best cuisine but interesting taste.

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u/PlayfulAd3225 22h ago

Notice the difference is the same

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u/No_Order_8011 21h ago

No way this has to do with the taste and amount of protein that crabs and shrimps have, right?

It can only be presentation.

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u/Bot2087648 20h ago

Earth anthropods are only filled with bitter and disgusting goo, that’s propably why

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u/Augustus420 20h ago

Ironically, the only anthropod in this image is the woman on the left.

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u/WillowStatus533 19h ago

Have you heard about Asia?

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u/itsmedicinalsir 19h ago

Jokes on you, I don't eat either. For that reason, they're the insects of the ocean. What else has 6 to 8 legs and it's skeleton is on the outside of its body?

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u/MeAndMe54654 18h ago

Yeah no i don't like neater of them.

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u/Jbo_012 16h ago

Yeah but bugs have weird gooey shit in them and lobsters crabs etc all have actual meat

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u/Baliski1 16h ago

Maybe because one is repulsive, dirty and unworthy of human consumption and the other is delicious, clean and healthy

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u/boanerges57 15h ago

There are places where the eartarthropods are eaten.

The big spiders supposedly taste pretty good.

I've only had ants, grubs, and grasshoppers.

Ants taste good. I told my kids that and got a call from the school because they and a larg group of other children were catching and eating ants.

Grubs are a textural nightmare even when dried. Grasshoppers taste like the smell when you mow grass after rain.

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u/ipoopcatturds 15h ago

This is the last time i take a biology course in a reddit humor thread. I feel even more stupiderer than before.

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u/LifeHasLeft 15h ago

are you pretending they taste the same?

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u/Bascome 14h ago

No, I won’t eat bugs. Fuck off with this agenda.

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u/silhouette951 13h ago

The fuck is an anthropod? Could you possibly mean arthropod?

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u/Ducallan 13h ago

I had chapulines (here with a cactus salad) in Mexico and they were delicious.

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u/gana04 6h ago

They taste like the sauce they're cooked/seasoned in

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u/altatoro123 13h ago

Cockroach vs shrimp the ultimate battle

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u/AdLow6779 12h ago

I don’t eat either. (Spoiler - I have a shellfish allergy).

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u/EldridgeHorror 11h ago

I'm pretty consistent in not eating either, nor wanting either in my home.

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u/yokozouna_ed 10h ago

laughs in Cajun

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u/liquidsin25 5h ago

Unless you're Asian, then everything is food.

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u/TechnologyLeft8310 5h ago

Clearly OP hasn’t been to Asia.

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u/LiftUpTheGood 4h ago

If they land bugs tasted good we would eat them for sure. we eat everything else. ill bet some do ive heard tarantulas can taste like shrimp

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u/sebby_eris 4h ago

Well most of asia will disagree bc those guy can whip some of the best bug delicacies on the planet. I would love to go try crickets, scorpions and ants the way the prepare them over there. It is absolutely fascinating to me.

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u/Competitive-Outside8 3h ago

I eat none of those because I'm a perfectly rational being with perfectly consistent standards. Also I'm allergic to shellfish.

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u/Emotional-Unit-7903 2h ago

Sea bugs come pre salted. Their bodies also work differently because of buoyancy in water vs just gravity on land which changes their structure and “meat.”

I have eaten a few types of land bugs and they generally taste mostly of the seasoning and aren’t much other than crunch. If I eat too many ants, the legs start freaking me out and stick in your teeth and gums worse than popcorn.

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u/randyfloyd37 1d ago

You will eat ze bugs

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u/Obvious_Tea_8244 1d ago

Things that attack you in your own home = no likey. Things you attack in their homes = dinner.

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u/Gloomy-Turtle 1d ago

Shrimps is bugs

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u/Bebopdavidson 1d ago

Insect meat is the meat of the future

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u/Expensive-Soup1313 1d ago

Not true, Western people are top left picture. The rest of the world eat both , except a few places which only eat land anthropods and no sea anthropods.

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u/Spiritofthewest49 1d ago

I sea what you did there

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u/Sutech2301 19h ago

This is commonly brought up, but people gloss over the fact, that there is alsoa significant difference in taste between seafood and regular insects/ worms, with the former being significantly tastier. A roasted cockroach would just taste absolutely vile

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u/boanerges57 15h ago

I can confirm that rolly-polly when burnt smells like roasted chicken and they are not much different than some of the deep sea arthropods eaten in asia.

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u/adbedient 1d ago

See- this is why I don't eat the ones in the ocean either. They're all bugs.

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u/JuJu_Wirehead 1d ago

Give us another decade, we'll be eating those motherfuckers too.

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u/senju1k 21h ago

But... earth arthropods are... dirt-y