r/humor • • 1d ago

For the MAGA men...

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u/CarrieDelectable 1d ago

RIP Svetlana_989, gone but never truly verified.

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u/SpeaksSouthern 1d ago

My best friend "noun verb number" may never return again. I hope you liberals are happy with yourselves.

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u/Murky_Gate2953 1d ago

Erm, any respect for us "adjective noun number" folks?

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u/Adjective-Noun4201 1d ago

Speak for yourself

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u/Moe___Szyslak 1d ago

Oh, what a tragedy. Plus it's midterms. Losing a girlfriend during midterms is terrible

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 1d ago

Can't the girlfriends be rebooted?

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u/jarious 1d ago

Not if you didn't back her up

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u/downtofinance 1d ago

Juvenile: Back that bot up!

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u/jarious 1d ago

I have my save files arranged by hair color then by breast size

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u/RiteousRhino21 1d ago

I guess they have to go back to watching their wives and their boyfriends

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u/CharacterGlobal8645 1d ago

Dust off the cuck chairs.

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u/Wild_Neighborhood605 1d ago

At least the diesel prices plummeted. It wasn't for nothing.

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u/rebelli0usrebel 1d ago

Hahaha yeah, the diesel we're getting from Russia who gets theirs from Iran. We're funding the other side of our own pathetic war

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u/Hellraiser_owner 1d ago

USA used confusion, it's super expensive.

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u/NotMinshewsBurner 1d ago

We are still working for a new high score.

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u/Murky-Abbreviations4 1d ago

Damn made the magtards mad with this one

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u/Audiodiarrhea 1d ago

MAGA -Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
That MAGA thinks this obese, draft dodging narcissist who wears makeup, shoe lifts and a girdle represents “masculinity” is one of the funnier things in the decline of America

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u/Ambitious-Noise-6435 1d ago

Nothing screams "manly" like an adult sized diaper and fecal incontinence.

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u/beebeebee2142 1d ago

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9y7l0pm8jkko

Researchers from dTeam, a US-based group that tracks Moscow-linked influence operations, told BBC Verify there has not been "any traffic change from known Russian accounts and bot clusters on any platform".

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u/PeanutLess7556 1d ago

Man who would have thought that memes are sometimes misinformation /s

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u/D3Construct 1d ago

Memes? Have you seen reddit the last few days? They've been dead serious.

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u/gruez 1d ago

Misinformation when they do it: "wow such gullible idiots spreading misinformation 🤣"

Misinformation when we do it: "it's just a meme guys 😜"

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u/ApophisDayParade 1d ago

I had a feeling that the story itself could have been propaganda in this first place.

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u/NadeshikoEatingPasta 1d ago

it so obviously was an astroturfed narrative but it was very much in the "I want to believe" area for redditors that it spread like wildfire lol

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u/chironomidae 1d ago

Yeah I've always been suspicious of all these charts posted with no sources or references. "See, number go down!"

Wish it was real, but let's use some critical thinking.

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u/lordzya 1d ago

That's the thing, known Russian accounts. Why would this espionage operation not conceal where they're operating? I'm not a tech guy but my understanding is that things like TOR and VPNs have been able spoof location for a long time.

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u/SpeaksSouthern 1d ago

Feels before reals

Also that's not exactly what we were celebrating just FYI

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u/trysten-9001 1d ago

Appreciate the share!

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u/NadeshikoEatingPasta 1d ago

Shhhhhh, you'll disrupt the next 3 months of "jokes" reddit is going to make about this

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u/Tentacle_poxsicle 1d ago

There was noticable decrease in several subreddit traffic

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u/Relative_Team_6807k 1d ago

In every comment section you'll find someone trying to make a clever joke about bots going down, while in reality they're just spreading misinformation.

You don't need bots, reddit will take care of everything.

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u/Perezident14 1d ago

“Reddit is full of leftists” but it seems like this comment section is filled with fragile right wingers…. lol

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u/UranusIsPissy 1d ago

The thing is, some people think that anyone who isn't further right than Reagan or Thatcher is far-left, and so is any media to the left of Infowars.

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u/Sad_Rate69 1d ago

MAGA legitimately thinks that Bernie Sanders and Mamdami are communists... MAGA is like a third of the U.S.

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u/Initial_Evidence_783 1d ago

I never miss an opportunity to say "Fuck Reagan!"

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u/Dyno_boy7441 1d ago

Raygun was the third worst US president of all time, after Shitler and W. In fact, raygun might be the worst, as it's his regime that lead to where we are today.

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u/AdventurousAward8642 1d ago

Lots of MAGA supporters clearly lack the ability to laugh at themselves

Weird mouth breather energy here

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u/ActiveYam1257 1d ago

Reddit - leftie's paradise.. Imagine this post is opposite..would be banned for life 🤣

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u/TrainDatZombie 1d ago

Is actually hilarious how many of these MAGA so called man fall for AI babes
https://giphy.com/gifs/BFYLNwlsSNtcc

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u/Formal-Pop4153 18h ago

It's actually hilarious how many reddit NPCs laugh at a strawman to feel superior to people you know nothing about. You live in a censored echochamber because you're afraid to talk to anybody who disagrees with you, then you just invent a fictional opponent to mock.

btw what's actually hilarious is that marriage rates among Republicans are significantly higher than among Democrats, while leftists are simping for streamers and OF girls.

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u/Middle-Let9645 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fUYhyT9IjftxrxJXcE
How I feel about the MAGA losers losing their bot buddies.

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u/bill_hilly 1d ago

Thanks for the input, one year old account with tens of thousands of good boy points.

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u/Ambitious-Pay-4756 1d ago

Without any research, ill bet a dollar to a donut that the left does this more than anyone.

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u/HonkHonkChen 1d ago

Another day, another bot copium. Go on

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u/KamikazeMizZ 1d ago

Sending oh-nooo's and anyway's.

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u/Etnadrolhex 1d ago

I'm fed up woth people politics and agenda. We should ban all those posts.

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u/Relevant-Visitor 1d ago

Where will they get their trump bad updoots

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u/weishen8328 1d ago

She isn't truly gone if I keep the chat history.

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u/ronnbot 1d ago

MAGA, the pro-marriage, pro-family consertives/right-wingers have AI girlfriends? Really?

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u/Tavernknight 1d ago

Yes because they are unable to achieve those things. No woman wants to marry them and their family doesn't want to talk to them.

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u/GloveFrosty5475 1d ago

Yes. They need something to do when their grindr accounts are updating.

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u/Present-Republic793 1d ago

What MAGA project vs what MAGA are.

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u/IntrepidHero42 1d ago

Truthfully, yes. The biggest complaint from MAGA men under 40 is that they can't find women who like them.

That's not to say it's ONLY them, but they do love their AI, and women more and more despise them as time goes on.

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u/ZhanBlue 1d ago

Trump is pedofile, your point?

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u/HaZard3ur 1d ago

"Ok guys... back to Grindr!"

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u/halfsack99 1d ago

I laughed out loud

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u/Bad_Habit_Red 1d ago

RIP to Sarah_USA1776, she was totally real and loved football

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u/AppearanceOpen3422 1d ago

Lol. This comes from a party that can't even identify what a woman is or confirm their own gender 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡

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u/BusinessPractice255 1d ago

The left can't meme

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u/Last-Succotash-8280 1d ago

Well, I guess the left really can’t meme. Do better. We want to laugh!

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u/DoorEqual1740 1d ago

Ok that's funny!

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u/craftyshafter 1d ago

The left finally made a good meme!

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u/LycanWolfGamer 1d ago

Hey OP how many threats/seek help/angry DMs did you get from this? Lol

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u/HadriansBoy44 20h ago

Thots and Players…

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u/ChairDue7989 18h ago

Hilarious but probably true

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u/Bubbaganewsh 16h ago

Boyfriends*

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u/well-of-wisdom 16h ago

Even worse, if Putin was storing his copy of the Epsteinfiles on those servers, we may never know the truth.

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u/Mr_Wicked_One 16h ago

So good!!

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u/TiddyFukMyButtcheeks 1d ago

This post brought to you buy a Chinese bot.

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u/Kinky_Creeper 1d ago

Holy wow the left cant meme

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u/NottACalebFan 1d ago

Yes, because ONLY Trump supporters would ever subscribe to a NSFW Patreon, or an OnlyFan girl.

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u/ManFromWinfield 1d ago

😂😂😂 went completely overhead

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u/Ok_Dust_3896 1d ago

No one said anything about only fans or patreon.

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u/ResponsibleActive272 1d ago

Nothing as insufferable as a leftist who thinks they are funny.

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u/Comfortable_Craft_75 1d ago

Source: i made it the fuck up

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u/JoshuaGraham2077 1d ago

RIP to Hasan Piker's viewer base. He lost like 70k in one day immediately after they bombed the bot farms.

But surely that's out of context.

Tucker Qatarlson lost 75% of his viewers. His network lost about 30% of theirs.

Surely...surely these are more coincidences. Mao Zap Dog would never lie to us.

You know...just saying...

There are a lot of inexplicable coincidences going on currently...ahem...

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u/cornishwildman76 1d ago

Hasan typically averages around 23,000 to 26,000 concurrent viewers on Twitch, meaning a 70,000-viewer drop in one day is mathematically impossible for his standard baseline.

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u/United_Intention_323 1d ago

Got any source for these numbers?

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u/ZeroOhblighation 1d ago

I am also curious, I'd love to see the numbers

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u/BlueBalls099 1d ago

I am going to miss her

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u/ChampionEmergency501 1d ago

😂 Brilliant

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u/Ok-Flight9440 1d ago

This is actually funny - “just send me €400 more so I can book my flight from Vladivostok”

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u/AggravatingPeak6982 1d ago

It really has been quieter the last couple days... it's kinda nice

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u/Decent-Canary1320 1d ago

Oucchhhh 😅🥊

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u/Stormcrowdick1066 1d ago

😂🤷‍♂️

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u/Inevitable-9191 1d ago

Whoa whoa whoa. Out of line. You can’t just go around burning people like that without carrying ointment, you monster.

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u/easttxcouple 1d ago

It was a sad day

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u/SampleSize0ne 1d ago

Ive seen this a few times today. What's this in reference to?

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u/badskinjob 1d ago

Thank you, it's been hard.

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u/CactusSplash95 1d ago

That's pretty funny hahaha

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u/chuck666333 1d ago

That's funny 🤣

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u/jarious 1d ago

We all know MAGA men fuck each other not for nothing GOP stands for Gays Opposing Pride

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u/JohnnyD370z 1d ago

Lol rent free in your hollow heads.

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u/Expert_Towel_101 1d ago

Bahahahaha… but she told me she wants to marry… 🤣

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u/WestAd1588 1d ago

Okay, this was funny. Not sure if there is any truth here, but funny nonetheless.

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u/Rasples1998 1d ago

*boyfriends. Did you not notice that they're all closeted homosexuals who constantly talk about strong men and domination and other men's big muscles and nice asses? Trump literally talked about another guys ass recently. They are notoriously homophobic, but say and get caught doing the gayest shit.

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u/LJ859 1d ago

I swear you could find a sub about Armenian plum farming and somehow trump would be the focus of several posts. It's truly worrisome that reddit is like this.

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u/FTuno 1d ago

at least she is not a reddit mod

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u/SilverFox9000 1d ago

Funny and accurate. I love how much this pissed off all the Maga chuds in here.

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u/AZRobJr 1d ago

They are now occupied searching online for new JOM.

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u/MWBurbman 1d ago

This one made all the bots mad.

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u/Eleventh_Legion 1d ago

If there were any MAGA-ist in this community they wouldn’t care.

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u/Comfortable_Ad_2241 1d ago

Clarkson: Well, anyway... (Pulls out anime art book)

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u/GIT_45 1d ago

Oh secret gay lover. A good amount of MAGA are closet homos.

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u/MutusMaximus 1d ago

Lol people keep forgetting that 40-45% of the women who voted in 2024 voted for Trump. Lots of those hardline maga people have wife’s and kids, I bet.

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u/stookem 1d ago

Comical but we know all those men are at work and have wives. It's these reddit basement dwellers with all the bot girlfriends.

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u/Fair_Cheesecake_1203 1d ago

Facebook boomer humor tbh fam

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u/iPutMilkNbowlB4Creal 1d ago

At least a bot wouldn't have misspelled "Ukrainian." Cringe.

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u/Unknown06xX 1d ago

What the freak? This leftist chick I have been argued with for the past week on reddit is a Russian bot? No wonder I didn't get a reply amymore. Maybe, just maybe, "the left" isn't as dumb as I though.

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u/Optimusg0nz0 1d ago

Meanwhile all the liberal men are busy sucking eachothers dicks.

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u/Strange_N_Sorcerous 1d ago

Sorry to say, Libs, but the second data center has just been hit! No more furry or waifu partners, any more…

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u/Altruistic_Let_9372 1d ago

So maybe we don't know if the data centers controlled disinformation bots or not. They still need to burn.

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u/ContributionIll5741 1d ago

Seems some of them have reactivated on here . Or just triggered incels.

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u/WTF_aquaman 1d ago

Cheapest divorce ever!

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u/Eddie_1982 1d ago

Funny how many MAGA girls are crying around here in the comment section. Ergo, the meme hit just right (like Ukraine, thank you very much for that).

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u/Potential_Ease9346 1d ago

You guys are just completely hallucinating something that hasn't even actually happened

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u/Glittering_Stress_32 1d ago

Like the men in that picture don't have girlfriends. Puh-leeeeeeze

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u/moccasins_hockey_fan 1d ago

Funny, until you realize ...

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u/Top_Administration63 1d ago

Ya'll need to go outside more.

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u/PilotDanno 1d ago

Air Force Pilot that doesn’t spend his life trolling online.. sorry to get your panties in a pinch.

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u/MorningCrazy651 1d ago

Rather a Russian bot than a fat us American Karen that talks about gender…

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u/westdanny316 1d ago

You mean all the rich politicians

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u/sirbritthefirst 1d ago

At least they know what a women is

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u/tremble_lip 1d ago

The black mirror of it is that this post is from one of the other bot farms. It's learning...

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u/iron_vet 1d ago

So funny because I have a maga cousin who spend his whole checks on internet gfs.

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u/Glum_Calligrapher372 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Devilled_Advocate 1d ago

Looks like it didn't get all the bots. Any excuse for division.

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u/Automatic_Ad6021 1d ago

😂🤣😂 That's funny. My friend definitely lost his. 😂🤣😂

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u/Financial_Surprise34 1d ago

Also to all the radical libtard foids that lost their furry BBC girlfriend avatars

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u/PercentageNice7131 1d ago

What does this even mean😂😭 can someone clarify

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u/Blooi1E 1d ago

Russia had been running bots supporting very far-right ideas. So when the data center got destroyed by Ukraine, most of the bots disappeared.

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u/Miami_Mice2087 1d ago

it's not about supporting far right ideas, it's about sowing animosity between groups. They tell white people that black people are on drugs, black people that white people are all klansmen, poor people that immigrants are stealing jobs, and republicans that democrats eat children.

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u/Urist_Macnme 16h ago

They were even invading sewing and knitting groups to start arguments about patterns.

Thing is, they stood out like a sore thumb because they were so alien to those groups.

The idea is relentless chaos.

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u/random-gamer-2967 1d ago

It means that the maga men were so unattractive they had to date ai bots.

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u/HadoSUS 1d ago

There will never be another data center

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u/_HiWay 1d ago

When it all gets brought back online

"Hey babe! welcome back, haven't seen you on lately!" "who dis?"

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u/mrf87 1d ago

Yeah im sure the basement dwelling liberal incels are feeling it too

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u/____DEADPOOL_______ 1d ago

As a black gay trans man, I approve of this.

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u/chadsmo 1d ago

lol accurate

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-HAPPY 1d ago

More meat for the Grindr

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u/Visitant45 1d ago

I feel like its kind of sexist not to show the same sympathy for MAGA women who lost someone special in the attack as well.

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u/SenorMachete89 1d ago

Should I feel Bad for someone from maga?🤨

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u/dav-dav-dav-007 1d ago

Don't worries the Indian data center are save

https://giphy.com/gifs/Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO

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u/Individual-Level9308 1d ago

Reddit is so painfully unfunny

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u/Catwacker 1d ago

Yet all the propaganda posts still seem to get massively over upvoted on Reddit… rrrright.

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u/Suitable_Rope3769 1d ago

This is so cringe

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u/IslanderMJDR84 1d ago

I dont get it...

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u/50Anon351 1d ago

Politics!!! Hilarious…..

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u/Mala_Practice 1d ago

If you really want to laugh it wasn’t just bots in there, i’ve seen rumours there was crypto too.

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u/Iron_Base 1d ago

The bots are anti capitalist posters too

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u/Plus-Past8987 1d ago

Now that is a hilarious post

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u/VectorBender 1d ago

Makes me wonder who's spreading that bs in every sub

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u/Komabeard 1d ago

Holy projection

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u/Aggravating_Mud_6055 1d ago

Maybe loonie liberals won’t be duped by as many memes.

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u/hyzerflipthescript 1d ago

I honestly believe this is all disinformation just to make democrats look bad going in to midterms.

This has psyop all over it.

This narrative which isn’t even true is everywhere and then adding the crypto rumors on top…

Like something is up.

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u/patbagger 1d ago

It definitely cleaned up Reddit

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u/Lakeshore9173 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/celes41 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/volkinaxe 1d ago

my reaction to that information XD seing thing this in vr

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u/justanotherfemboy231 1d ago

I thought it said Mega man lol

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u/pbrassassin 1d ago

Peter , explain the joke

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u/sw04p 1d ago

“men”.

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u/NamelessPawnOnStrike 1d ago

At least they had a gf, unlike the left hh

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u/GateLongjumping6836 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/IndividualBar7229 1d ago

Bahaha. Coming from the party of nerds, anime and cosplay this is hilarious

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u/DumpyGoat818 1d ago

Fantasy land, just like the "women" the left date.