r/humor • • 1d ago

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u/TrainDatZombie 1d ago

Our Tax Dollars at work

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u/Lopsided-Echo-156 1d ago

Epstein was a democrat and could stand him because Trump would allow him to steal his hired people. They didn't ever do anything together because they were in different circles. Epstein was a loser and only supported the democrats that he invited to his island that he acquired after they had broken away.

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u/OutrageousBee2273 1d ago

Irrelevant as fuck

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u/Megaminimaxi 1d ago

Natural talent makes it look easy and effortless

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u/Dry_Ship7202 1d ago

In that sense, Trump is the hardest working man in politics.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo

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u/Bunhyung 1d ago

I'd rather get a hummer from his dead wife.

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u/Gardami 1d ago

Unfortunately, Ben Franklin didn’t really say this. 

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u/tedemang 1d ago

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
-- Wayne Gretsky
.......-- Michael Scott

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u/santropy 1d ago

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u/Universeintheflesh 17h ago

You know what they say "mo brains mo delusion".

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u/NerdingInTheDeep 1d ago

That is the dumbest smile. It just seems to lack intelligence.

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u/JohnnyRelentless 1d ago

Please stop with the fake quotes. We're supposed to be better than the ignorant right-wingers.

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u/OutrageousBee2273 1d ago

Its still true, I live by that philosophy

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u/Salty_Penalty3119 1d ago

A rock couldn’t work as hard as him to stay stupid.

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u/Charming_Ad1484 1d ago

I bet he has more money than OP…

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u/Dazzling_Invite_3043 1d ago

Yea working hard to ruin the country in just about every way you can think of.

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u/BugProfessional8506 7h ago

Not the quote

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u/Miserable_Scheme1727 1d ago

Every communist has downs syndrome then 😂

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u/stronway 1d ago

Reddit is for TDS bots and NPCs

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u/Turbulent-Society-30 1d ago

The Daily Show and video game characters?

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u/rickthedickkk 1d ago

if u find this meme funny you have already failed the first check

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u/Lopsided-Echo-156 1d ago

The others want to constantly keep complaining and maybe someone will listen to them. Just by keep lying about anything and everything and they hope someone will listen to them and or believe them.

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u/MadFerIt 1d ago

Hey look one of the Russian bots with a random username and negative karma is still functioning!

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u/Aggravating_Soup_343 1d ago

Well, other than you, perhaps.

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u/account0000004 1d ago

Remember when he made biden look so stupid he had to drop out of the race?

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u/JohnnyRelentless 1d ago

Oh, look another right-winger remembering a past that never happened. Big surprise there.

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u/account0000004 1d ago

Are you saying Biden didn't have a debate with trump and then get forced out of the race by his party?

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u/JohnnyRelentless 1d ago

I'm saying Trump didn't look much better, but MAGA is a cult, so they couldn't just replace their leader as they should have. They were both too old and neither of them had a functioning brain. Both should have been replaced, but you can't do that in a cult.

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u/account0000004 1d ago

You guys claimed biden was the sharpest president of all time until then because of your cult. Trump looked 100 times better. That's why he got to stay in and that's why he easily won the election. And thats why he's still your president. There's a reason democrats back out of so many debates. They can only win based on cheating or having the little (d) next to their name. They only know how to give speeches. Make them defend a thought or idea and they unravel

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u/JohnnyRelentless 1d ago

Us guys? You mean people who thought that Biden was too old to run for his first term? I see the problem. You're projecting your cult subservience onto normal people. You see, because we're not a cult, we didn't drive around with Biden flags. And if Biden had raped woman and children instead of Trump, we wouldn't have defended him. We understand that he's just another politician.

Right now Talerico keeps calling on Paxton to debate, but Paxton is running scared. Paxton is behind in the polls, so he has nothing to lose by debating. If he debates well he could improve his position, but he knows Republican policies can't stand up to scrutiny.

It was Reagen who ended the equal time policy at the FCC, because republican ideas can't hold up in the face of Democratic ideas.

It's Fox News and all the other right-wing media that constantly tell their viewers not to trust other media. They know they have to keep you in a bubble because right wing-views just can't hold up. They need you to censor yourselves from other ideas, and you obediently do it.

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u/Midnight_Initiative 1d ago

Speaking as someone who has voted 3P in Presidential elections since 2008, this opinion may be so. And yet, he’s beaten democrats at nearly every turn. Why is that.

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u/wesj75 1d ago

Cause he buys them. Been proven once. Now get unbrainwashed

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u/Midnight_Initiative 1d ago

Democrats outspent him.

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u/No-Mycologist47 1d ago

Because he bullies, blackmailed, or buys them out and I'm talking about other losers that follow him. And a smart person wouldn't bankrupt the entire country like he's doing now.

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u/k6tcher 1d ago

Well, it sure isn't because he's a smart guy....

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u/Significant-Eye3720 1d ago

"hurrr-durrrr! I hate Trump because I'm smart!"

Reddit is fun to observe Trump haters piss their panties over Trump.

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u/No-Mycologist47 1d ago

"Smart people dont like me," Actual quote from DJT

"I love the poorly educated!" Actual quote from DJT

For me when I hear this and people actually still trying to defend him, it makes me smile and I don't feel as dumb as the people who defend him.😁

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u/SpamFrybread1997 1d ago

"If you dont vote for me, youre not black" rreal quote by Joe Biden.

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u/saltytrey 1d ago

The Russian bot farms must be active again.

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u/DoodlebopMoe 1d ago

OP is a bot too

Just like the majority of posters on this sub