OMG … Houston is like what they based GTA on! How can we possibly raise our kids here? The proximity to $15 chai decaf double almond foam lattes just doesn’t do it for us anymore.

On our list of needs:

- Valet parking at the Starbucks.
- Goat yoga at the park.
- A house with more bathrooms than bedrooms so I can finally purge in peace.
- Our church needs to have a pastor that’s into Jesus but not in a kind or giving way, plus points for tight jeans and frost tips!
- A public school that’s more “selective” (except for the sport teams of course!)
- Prefer neighborhoods with other moms into the lulu lyfe so we can hang while the kids play quietly so we can gossip.
- The hubby needs his golf course, but that clubhouse better not be full of gold diggers!
- Also … obviously need to change pool guys, ladies who’s your fav “hard worker”?

Question on @Quora: Anybody in Houston TX that wants some fun?

Do people dress up to go to Marfreless on Halloween? I went for the first time this weekend and want to go back for Halloween, but not sure if I should wear a costume or not.

Does anyone know about a GH at memorial park? I heard there was one years ago. TIA

Fuck austin.

Should “Texan” be included as an option for race?

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I went outside to walk the dog. A drag queen on a bicycle rolled up and how my dog was by name. I have no idea how he knew the name. Wouldn't the drag queen on a bicycle part be just crazy?