Trying to hide a bottle of piss with a catheter thigh holder, the bottle is pretty slim and won’t be noticeable, but the pants I’d be wearing are like insanely baggy sweats. Is that going to automitically raise concern?

I’m a pretty paranoid person, so wanted yalls advice. I’m 5’5 175 lbs 24 years old, and I smoked pretty much everyday for the past 13 months. It would usually take about 2-3 days to finish a 1-1.5g preroll, so daily consumption amount isn’t crazy high, but often times I’d be high pretty much all day. Smoked predominantly flower prerolls (like modern herb co g41 and not ya sons), and very very rarely would hit a pen and did edibles a few times. I have a drug test that’s pretty important for my career coming up in May. While that’s 7 months, I’ve seen many posts on this subreddit about how it would take people months to test negative at 50 ng. I used to work out regularly but been pretty sedentary this last year so my metabolism most likely slowed down.

The million dollar question: should I be fine for a May test date? It’s been about 3 days since I quit and I plan on completely going cold turkey for the next 7 months. Also, what can I do to speed up thc clearance from my body? I plan on testing myself beginning of January to give myself some buffer time. The test is really important for my career so I’m been pretty nervous about the possibility of failing. Any advice and clarifications are greatly, greatly appreciated!!!

I’m a pretty paranoid person, so wanted yalls advice. I’m 5’5 175 lbs 24 years old, and I smoked pretty much everyday for the past 13 months. It would usually take about 2-3 days to finish a 1-1.5g preroll, so daily consumption amount isn’t crazy high, but often times I’d be high pretty much all day. Smoked predominantly flower prerolls (like modern herb co g41 and not ya sons), and very very rarely would hit a pen and did edibles a few times. I have a drug test that’s pretty important for my career coming up in May. While that’s 7 months, I’ve seen many posts on this subreddit about how it would take people months to test negative at 50 ng. I used to work out regularly but been pretty sedentary this last year so my metabolism most likely slowed down.

The million dollar question: should I be fine for a May test date? It’s been about 3 days since I quit and I plan on completely going cold turkey for the next 7 months. Also, what can I do to speed up thc clearance from my body? I plan on testing myself beginning of January to give myself some buffer time. The test is really important for my career so I’m been pretty nervous about the possibility of failing. Any advice and clarifications are greatly, greatly appreciated!!!

Hi everyone, I have to get drug tested (THC) within the next 1-2 days. I tested this morning with the most concentrated urine. And I tried two brands, exploro and home2test something like that. Exploro was darker and the other one was more faint. Anyways, I smoked on 10/2/26 and before that I was an occasional smoker, smoking about 1-4 times out of the month with a few hits.

Are the lab tests stronger or something, any chance I’ll test positive? And what can I do before the drug test to have a higher chance of passing.

just coming on here to say that monkey whizz (red box) does the trick, first time ever using it had a 9 panel and passed within and instant 😛

HELP Hi all, some info before I begin

27yr old male ~160lbs , physically active

Did 3.5grams of coke over rhe past 4 days, my test is in 6 days

I've seen tips on pure cranberry juice, Gatorade, lots of hydration, lemon juice, saunas, and milk thistle

What are my chances of passing this test ?

Can anyone confirm this means THC will NOT be included in my screening? It is as followed -

Services(1): 1T POCT - 6654 - 6654 -
7DSP/OPI300/NO
THC/MTD/OXY100/ECS/6AM/PHN

I was taking .25mg-1mg of Fluclotizolam 3-4 nights a week, taking the occasional week off. I found out I had an opportunity to get a better job, but there wasnt much notice. I'm currently 8 days off of it, and planning on getting to atleast 10 days before I take the drug test.

I ran this through a benzo sub and most people were under the impression that I'd pass, but I want as many opinions as possible. This is kind of due or die for me.

Thank you

wassup yall, just need some advice for a 10
panel drug test i have this week and haven’t smoked thc carts & weed for about 3 weeks today, ive been doing a lot of exercising w inclined treadmill and saunas to sweat and drinking a lot of water, and have been doing the at home target test strips where they’ve been coming out with a very faint negative line. wanna be sure that it’s completely negative or visible to the lab techs it’s negative and i’ve been seeing a lot of ppl trying the certo with gatorade, the qcarbo 32, and even those total detox drinks. wanna try some at home first to practice and get an idea of my window to actually go in and to the drug testing but wanted to hear from your guys own experience and what process yall did. any help is much appreciated.

also a 5’9 dude that weights 150

hypothetically speaking,

jul: bumps of e, k, snow. almost daily for 2 weeks.
aug-sept: bumps of e, k for a week. 2 puffs of mj
1st week oct: hair test done

am i cooked chat?

ive heard of hair tests being only 60-80% accurate, but i also dont want to be delusional. i’m not sure how much actually shows up, so i guess im trying to ask if anyone has had little-moderate consumption and still passed

Just did an employer drug test. Will update if i pass or not with thc

Hi guys! I have a job interview next week to become a teacher. I’m more than likely going to get the job since I’ve been subbing at this particular school since the beginning of the year, and the principals have taken a liking to me. With that being said, I’ve preemptively stopped eating edibles, tinctures, and hitting my thc vape on October 4th. I have bought some at-home drug tests to test myself. I’ve taken two tests, and both came out negative. The first line is a little faint, I will say.

I’ve been using edibles for about 3–3ish years at this point and started vaping about 1–1.5 months ago. I’m about 5’3–5’4 in height, 110ish lbs. I’m pretty lean, and I have a fast metabolism. I know no one can tell me if I’m gonna pass or not; there are multiple factors that go into it, and it’s different for everyone.

My edibles are 10mg, my tincture usage would be around 5-10mg if I’m layering them with my edibles, and my hits from my cart would be around 1-3mg.

If anything, I want to see if anyone is similar to me and has had luck passing a drug test after just 2–4 weeks. Fake pee is my backup plan, but it would be nice to not have to worry about that so I can just use my own. I’ve bought my at-home drug test from Walmart, but if anyone has any suggestions on what test I should buy from Amazon that has better accuracy, that would be awesome.

I’m an anxious worrywart. I’m coming on here to ease some of my thoughts if I can.

Thank you, guys.

I don’t yet exactly have a timeline but I’m about have the background and driving record check done. So id imagine soon after the drug test will follow. I have a friend with clean pee that I can use, I haven’t smoked in almost a month and I took a 5 level test that’s 15/50/100/200/300 and I failed all 5… maybe it’s just not a reliable test? Not sure, but it seems like the smart move would just be to use the person who I know can provide a clean sample. So I have a temperature controlled device that I can strap to my thigh under some sweats and it will keep the pee at 96-97° for 2 hours. My question is how long will the pee last/be valid? My plan is to have him provide the sample as close to the test as possible. So if the test is at 9am, he can prodvide the sample at 8:30am-ish. And the flask will keep it the right temp the whole time. Does anyone have any experience with this?

I'm on the team at Exploro, which runs a THC detection calculator. Between October 2025 and September 2026, about 60,000 people filled it out, and we pooled the anonymous answers. A lot of the questions on this sub come from the same situations, so I figured the patterns might be useful here. No links, and nothing below is advice on passing anything. But, hopefully, it would provide some perspective in a time of need.

How much time people had

40% of people who entered a test date were testing within 3 days. About 1 in 6 were checking on the same day as their test. Half had 6 days or less.

Why they were testing

49% said it was for a new job. Random workplace tests and legal requirements trailed well behind.

Home tests

41% owned a home test. Of those, 28% came to the calculator right after getting a positive result, and 12% couldn't read their result or weren't sure what it showed. Given how many faint line posts show up here, that last number didn't surprise me.

Worry

31% said they were very or extremely worried. That jumped to 55% after a positive home test, compared with 25% for people who owned a home test but hadn't used it yet. When the main concern was a job, it was 45%.

What people use

59% use daily or more. Flower was the most common at 41%, then vapes at 32%, edibles at 18%, and dabs at 9%. Age changes the picture a lot: among 21 to 24 year olds, 37% mainly vape and 15% mainly use edibles. By 45 to 54, vaping drops to 22% and edibles rise to 32%.

Smaller patterns that stood out

• Women were about 25% of users. 23% of women mainly use edibles vs 16% of men, but daily use was almost the same (61% vs 58%).
• Women reported more worry: 38% very or extremely worried vs 29% of men.
• 54% also use nicotine. Among dab users it's 64%, among edible users 33%.
• Sunday was the most common last-use day.

Caveats

Everything is self-reported, and the results are anonymized.

The people in this data were looking up detection times, so they skew toward people preparing for or worried about a test, and they aren't representative of THC users in general. The questions about test dates, reasons, home tests, and worry were added later, so those numbers come from a smaller group. Duplicates and impossible entries (like ages outside 16 to 80) were removed.

Happy to answer any questions about the data. I'm also curious whether the "1 in 6 on test day" number matches what people here see.

I have an unexpected test to do within 24hr. Would using someone else’s pee and hot hands work?

I got a drug test for probation tomorrow and I had did some suboxone couple days ago is there anyway to clean my system out before my test tomorrow im 32 5'10 and weigh 219

Has anyone had any luck with Agent X on Lab Corps 9 panel? Pre-employment screen and nervous.

So, I took a at home THC drug test to see where I’m at before my actual test, and i filled up the cup but it was below the 30ml threshold, the reading it gave me was negative which is good, but since it was below the actual 30ml does this mean it isn’t accurate ?

HI, i was wondering if URGENT CARE will drug test the first day or externship or like in the middle of my externship or last day. It is only 1 week long. It would make sense if they did it on the first day but i was wondering if anyone knew?

Method: THC carts (vapes)

Usage: I would smoke daily with my boyfriend, but it would take us about 1–2 weeks to finish one cart together. I used regularly for several months, I took a break from September 15 to October 1, then started using again. I was using less toward the end and stopped completely on October 12.

Test: Urine test for employment

Height: 5’0”

Weight: Around 92 lbs

Age: 20

I’m really worried about how long it will take me to test negative. I know everyone’s body is different, but I would appreciate hearing from people who have had a similar experience with THC carts. Any advice or personal experiences would be appreciated!

21F , BMI 24, haven’t exercised in a while but I don’t eat much junk food and usually drink 3-32oz bottles of water daily.

I was doing about 3.5g every week for 3 months, then was clean for about 3 weeks. Did about 2g within 24hrs 5 days ago, and my urine test is in no more than 2 days.

I failed at-home 14-panel tests for 2 days after, and the last 2 I have taken had verrrrryyyyyyy faint lines to indicate negativity.

Is there any way I will be able to pass my lab test? The lab will not send me the results, they will first go to my school who will then give them to me after review.

Any advice and personal stories appreciated.