r/circlejerknyc • • Jul 22 '26

ZOHAN MOMDONNY stating, that after REVIEWING SHARIA LAW, New York City does NOT have the legal authority to arrest BENNJAMIN NETTENYAHUDI for his ICK WARRANT. He calls on the federal jihadi government to join the ICK and execute the warrant.

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r/circlejerknyc • • Mar 14 '26

Mygod, whatever you do, DO NOT listen to his cop glazing speech

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r/circlejerknyc • • 4h ago

What are these locks I see all around the neighborhood?

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r/circlejerknyc • • 51m ago

Brooklyn drivers show a lack of drive for road improvements! (Sponsored by ChatGPT)

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

New subway cars arrived

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345 Upvotes

No more “next stop on this 1 train is Chambers”


r/circlejerknyc • • 8h ago

Tiktok HQ

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1h ago

Which FOMO will die out first, the one for frozen yogurt or for YCSE?

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I don’t think the lines for yogurt ever lasted three hours.


r/circlejerknyc • • 1h ago

Inside NYC’s hidden sticker battle — NY1

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

And the biggest issue is that they pay $4000 a month for these crazy apartments

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Free supplies

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

It isn't called the cultural center of America for nothing!

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Bushwick has two food bazaars and now even more with western beef getting acquired

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r/circlejerknyc • • 14h ago

Rat zipped so fast 💨.

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Fare Evasion

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Am I the only person who just loves to fare evade? Sometimes when im bored and I dont really wanna go anywhere ill just walk down the street and jump a turnstile, ride for a stop down and then walk across the street, do it again and then walk back home. There's something just really satisfying about it, and when they installed the metal fins and paddles it kind of made it more fun, I went from doing it 2-3 times a week out of enjoyment to doing it almost everyday, sometimes mutliple times on a saturday. I try out a bunch of different methods as well now, it started with the standard jump, but ive been trying to add some flair, I have a move where I bust out a spin, one where I go backwards, one where I slip under, and now im working on a special move that involves the paddles. What do you guys think? Do you guys like to fare evade as well? What's your favorite station to fare evade in? Let me know below guys.


r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

If you complain about not being able to live on an average salary in NYC people will just tell you you're not good with money

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r/circlejerknyc • • 2d ago

New Tesla in Central Park

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Mamdani wants parking lots and garage owners to lose business

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r/circlejerknyc • • 2d ago

Can’t wait to bring this bad boy on em mean bushwick streets

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

why doesnt nyc have this? I would love to pay $10,000 extra per month for this

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Gregory's Coffee vegan options dwindling to nothing

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r/circlejerknyc • • 2d ago

Hermes says the quiet part out loud - williamsburg is just another low culture, but rich, suburb

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Dating in different boroughs

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r/circlejerknyc • • 2d ago

We love mamdani daddy

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r/circlejerknyc • • 2d ago

PSA, it's PSL time

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Doorwoman

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