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u/LiveLongAndProspurr 3h ago
The cat has a gullfriend.
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u/Glittering_Yak8672 2h ago
Cat: What do you want?
Gull: Open up, I see you're bowl is full.
Cat: No
Gull: Come on, help me out.
Cat: Go away.
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u/RudyBega1 2h ago
Bird: I'd like to speak to you about your extended warranty... Cat: I will end your entire existence.
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u/One-Earth9294 1h ago
"Hi... can I help you?"
"What's it like in there? Is there any delicious fish?"
"Sometimes. I get cans of tuna."
"Tuna? Oh wow those are big. And feisty. Really hard to catch."
"No, they're in a can. It's a metal thing where they put chopped up pieces of a dead tuna into."
"Oh so it's like eating from the garbage? That sounds amazing. Can I come in?"
"I'd let you but the humans don't make the window open for cats."
"What's a window?"
"it's that clear thing between you and me."
"oh the invisible force field that hurts my head when I try to fly through it? I lost an uncle to one of those."
"Yeah... sure. That thing."
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u/princepii 3h ago
thats not just a bird.
it's one of the smartest birds on earth. and he know cat plays along cus cats are just as smart:)
i think...we do the same...we sometimes even speak same language it seems.
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u/PENISystem 2h ago
Seagulls are one of the smartest birds on earth? I'm going to need some proof, lol
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u/ShortStoryIntros 2h ago
I thought they were dumb as rocks, but then i googled it to see..
"Research on ring-billed gulls has shown they can successfully solve complex cognitive puzzles, such as the string-pull test, which was previously thought to be a hallmark of parrots and corvids"
They also have memory and facial recognition like crows/ravens. They can recognize individual human faces. Not only that, they have an ability to utilize strategy. Timing human schedules like garbage truck routes, park lunch breaks, etc..
Apparently, not as dumb as i though they were.. but not the smartest birds on earth.
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u/translucent_steeds American Shorthair 2h ago
idk pretty sure corvids are the smartest birds on earth
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u/CardinalFool 2h ago
Corvids are up there but I'm pretty sure it's the African grey parrot that is considered the smartest. They have the tool use down as good as any corvid and then add a whole language aspect on top of things
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u/Educatlady 2h ago
What's your name?
What?
What is your name?
Tony.
Fuck you, Tony!
What's your name?
Ezekiel.
Fuck you, Ezekiel!
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u/Sweetsmyle 2h ago
I feel like they are both trying to convince the other that they will not eat them even though they are both absolutely trying to eat one another.
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u/Slayerofgrundles 1h ago
That would probably be an interesting fight. Seagulls can be vicious (and frequently behead pigeons).
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u/Smart-Ad57 2h ago
That bird look so big :0
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u/ParticularBanana8369 1h ago
And leans in after the cat hit the window, instead of flying off. Brave lol
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u/FAshcraft 2h ago
Cat : Come in, we got food (about to get one too)
Gull: you sure i dont see anything there.
Cat : Sure im sure
Gull : really i dont see anything there
Cat : there about to be *rolls you just need to come in
Gull : Then open window
Cat : If i could i would.
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u/SarahTy132 3h ago
I don’t know but I feel like that bird is taunting him, “you can’t get me. Go ahead try me.”
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u/Available_Ad9766 1h ago
Cat: Get off our AC.
Gull: I’m not going to. What are you going to do?
Cat: …… Mummm! Do something!
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u/Frequent_Opportunist 40m ago
Mine does this and makes bird noises to them. I put a bird feeder outside my wife's home office window so they can enjoy the birds.
Gave the cat a table under the window to watch from. The squirrels that live in my front trees come down and tap on the glass to get his attention from time to time.
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u/Hail_of_Grophia 2h ago
Bird: open up the window and feed me
Cat: open up the window so I can kill this thing
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u/Agreeable_Pomelo2360 2h ago
cat and gull sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g
first comes love
than comes marriage
than comes a baby in a baby carriage
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u/Elementary2 2h ago
"Nest material?" "caw. caw, I want to murder you for lunch. meow, I mean caw caw."
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u/mikedaul 1h ago
Why does it look like they are both outside?
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u/easudem 53m ago
First time seeing a sunroom huh?
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u/mikedaul 49m ago
In an apartment? Absolutely. Is this some crazy luxury feature I've just never encountered?
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u/RRRKnigh 49m ago
I bet the cat is fantasizing about having the seagull for dinner
“Would you like to come over for dinner?”
“Yes, what’s for dinner?”
“You”
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u/plasticbug American Wirehair 45m ago
Cat: Be thankful for the glass window. Otherwise I would have eaten you for a snack.
Bird: Haha.. I would have liked to see you try.
Cat: You sure about it?
Bird: Yeh, you look pretty pathetic. Bring it on.
Cat: <Gives up>
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u/WeCantBothBeMe 35m ago
I’m positive that the seagull is asking about food
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u/Bubba_Feetz 22m ago
The bureau of birds and the council of cats discussing the destruction of humanity.
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u/Archaea_Man 2h ago
The gull wants some food, and the cat is trying to figure out what in the world it's looking at.
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u/Butterfly_Cat777 1h ago
The bird is clearly taunting the cat 😄 like a scene from a real-life Looney Tunes cartoon. 😄
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u/katjoy63 1h ago
Haha, you can't get me, 'sides, I'm too big for you
Mama, I waaaaannnnttt to get himmmmmmmm
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u/Wheeliegirl 1h ago
When kitteh forgot there was glass between them. OMG if not she would have dove after that seagull!
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u/hungryrenegade 1h ago
I feel like theyd either be besties in a romcom, or a tazmanian devil style of feathers flying withba cat holding a dead bird by its neck
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u/CommieDrifter 59m ago
i feel like that hurt, you can literally hear the teeth smashing against the window
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u/ParkingPound8696 52m ago
That little chirp is peak cat flirting, she is 100% his gullfriend. My orange boy does the same at the window and I pretend its science lol
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u/Girl_with_the_Curl 42m ago
This is like a Disney movie with the seagull from The Little Mermaid meeting The Aristocats.
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