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u/418Vic 1d ago
First pic is:
Cat: Dude, where's my tuna?
Guy: Dude, where's your tuna?
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u/PDX_pot_pixie420 1d ago
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u/No_Produce2750 20h ago
He’s such a pretty boy!
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u/PDX_pot_pixie420 9h ago
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u/No_Produce2750 7h ago
Oh he looks like a panther! I love him
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u/PDX_pot_pixie420 7h ago
Oh he's my little shadow! Always laying with me, loves belly rubs and loves to give kisses...I call him my meatball because he's kinda thicc and kinda derpy but he's all love!
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u/No_Produce2750 7h ago
They’re like yin and yang, must have equilibrium in the household!
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u/PDX_pot_pixie420 6h ago
It's funny you say that because Logan is the yin to Ouija's yang...Logan is loud, not really much for cuddles unless HE wants them, and loves to play the "I'm the big brother" card by trying to push Ouija around; but Ouija plays the "I'm the pesky little brother" card by intentionally doing things to annoy Logan. They act like human siblings, it can be so funny sometimes, but you can still tell they love each other.
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u/No_Produce2750 6h ago
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u/PDX_pot_pixie420 6h ago
I love his name! I love polydactyls, even more toebeans to kiss and play with! Plus I love the character Mr. Bean lol.
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u/No_Produce2750 6h ago
We named him that bc of his extra toe beans (obviously) but also bc he had a stomach issue as a kitten that caused him to audibly fart every time he got picked up😂
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u/slidethruslick 12h ago
How do they deal with the smoke? Espically dabs
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u/PDX_pot_pixie420 12h ago
I only smoke flower (old school- for some reason my brain doesn't connect that dabs/carts are the same thing as smoking flower, so I don't get the same feeling plus dabs/carts KILL my throat and lungs) and I don't blow hits near either of my boys. Plus they're both smart enough to where they will move to a different room or further away in the same room if the smoke bothers them.
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u/GigglyHyena 8h ago
I have air purifiers in my house. Even though I would only smoke in one room my cat would still cough or do that sniffing thing which I found out was like a kitty asthma attack! Since getting the purifiers we are both breathing better
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u/PDX_pot_pixie420 8h ago
My Logan is a stoner lol...one night many, many moons ago (when my ex-husband and I were still together) we were smoking in our bedroom while Logan was sleeping on a suitcase we fashioned into a bed for him. He was dead asleep, and one of us blew out a big cloud. Absolutely no bullshit- Logan woke up, walked over to the cloud of smoke, lifted his head to sniff it like he was smelling the air for prey, and then nonchalantly turned and walked right back to the suitcase and went back to sleep. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen; my ex and I actually questioned whether we actually saw what we saw. Cats are hilarious.
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u/SecretRussianBot2 5h ago
you really shouldn’t smoke around cats. Their lungs are so small compared to ours.
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u/slidethruslick 12h ago
Thanks, I’m really close to adopting my first
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u/PDX_pot_pixie420 8h ago
Congratulations on possibly adopting a first fur-baby! You won't regret it, trust me! My boys are both older now (Logan turned 8 last month, got him as a rehome when he was 1; Ouija was 2½ when I adopted him and he'll be 7 in January) and having them has literally saved my life.
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u/redittjoe 1d ago
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u/XyRabbit 17h ago
I am a 41 year old woman, I don't play 1st person shooters, own a firearm, or been in the military or armed forces.
I do however have a semiautomatic tacat-ial rifle and I use him often. He's got a 50mm mew and I do not practice safe shooting.
There will be no purrther questions. Thank you.
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u/YokoOhNoYouDidnt 22h ago
What kind of light is making that pattern in the last photo? I like it.
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u/EducationalExtreme61 21h ago
I've always wondered if those lights really worked like in the ads.
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u/YokoOhNoYouDidnt 20h ago
I've tried ones before that are really lame. I have one now that makes almost a rippling water pattern? It's okay but small.
I have a space themed room this would look great in!
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u/nhaba1214 21h ago
It’s probably something similar to the astronaut star projector from Walmart or Amazon. I have one and it looks similar.
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u/Infinite_Constant117 16h ago
It looks like sunlight shining through a patterned window privacy film or maybe a mesh curtain.
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u/AgrippAA 1d ago
My friend, picture one on its own makes it look like your life is falling apart.
And of course your cat seems mostly unbothered by this.
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u/Substantial_Idea4377 20h ago
That first pic looks like he just got off a 12-hour shift with you.
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u/No_Produce2750 17h ago
She been working hard running her mouth and making biscuits, she’s the real bread winner of the household
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u/CryptoCollector_2 1d ago
In the first pic she seems mad at you cause you smoked all the catnip.
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u/Parking_Cat_4310 19h ago
Y’all look like you’ve been through some stuff together.
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u/No_Produce2750 17h ago
You have no idea. I want to make a joke, but she really did save my life more than once. I saved her from a dog attack on the streets, and she’s saved my life every day since.
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u/_IratePirate_ 11h ago
Bro I love holding my cat like a gun. She doesn’t seem to mind it either
I treat her like a shotgun and charge her between each shot
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u/lovethegreeks 8h ago
Ya know I just had a really shitty phone call from my mother and this genuinely cheered me up afterwards. Thanks. Hilarious caption btw
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u/Tech-Star03012004 Calico 5h ago
Pic 2 basically screams “I’ve got a cat and I’m not afraid to use her!”
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u/No_Produce2750 20h ago
A better pic of my Tactical Cat