r/cats • • 1d ago

Humor She’s my cat, but sometimes she’s my dawg

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u/No_Produce2750 20h ago

A better pic of my Tactical Cat

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u/sendme_your_cats 19h ago

Impeccable trigger discipline my guy

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u/No_Produce2750 16h ago

Pic #4 was when Medicaid denied a surgery btw

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u/D1EHARDTOO 12h ago

Understandable reaction tbh

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u/LoonnggBlack 17h ago

This is my rifle, there are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend

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u/yournames 17h ago

ACat-47

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u/Doubounoutte 13h ago

Catlashnikov

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u/BongWaterCappuccino 5h ago

hiss & wesson

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u/Mak_daddy623 12h ago

It goes brrracatcatcatcat

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u/Grafblaffer 16h ago

Catapult

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u/AdFlaky9983 10h ago

Tacticat

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u/Savings_Strain_1491 15h ago

A man with shades and his "furry weapon", maximum intimidation.

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u/tankc69 3h ago

Holy chit! He’s got a laser cat!

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u/FelisCattusThree 20h ago

My mood today.

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u/tate__langdon 13h ago

🤣 same.

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u/Extension_Turnip3617 11h ago

Absolutely 😂

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u/theZoid42 1d ago

That first one is definitely giving the “had too much nip” vibes

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u/No_Produce2750 20h ago

This guy knows

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u/418Vic 1d ago

First pic is:

Cat: Dude, where's my tuna?

Guy: Dude, where's your tuna?

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u/Vanpocalypse-Now 15h ago

Cat: Dude, what IS tuna?

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u/VESUVlUS 13h ago

Why are we talking about cactus fruit, bro?

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u/PDX_pot_pixie420 1d ago

She's so adorable! My Logan could be her brother! Love it!❤️

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u/No_Produce2750 20h ago

He’s such a pretty boy!

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u/PDX_pot_pixie420 9h ago

Thank you! This is Ouija, Logan's brother...

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u/No_Produce2750 7h ago

Oh he looks like a panther! I love him

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u/PDX_pot_pixie420 7h ago

Oh he's my little shadow! Always laying with me, loves belly rubs and loves to give kisses...I call him my meatball because he's kinda thicc and kinda derpy but he's all love!

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u/No_Produce2750 7h ago

They’re like yin and yang, must have equilibrium in the household!

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u/PDX_pot_pixie420 6h ago

It's funny you say that because Logan is the yin to Ouija's yang...Logan is loud, not really much for cuddles unless HE wants them, and loves to play the "I'm the big brother" card by trying to push Ouija around; but Ouija plays the "I'm the pesky little brother" card by intentionally doing things to annoy Logan. They act like human siblings, it can be so funny sometimes, but you can still tell they love each other.

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u/No_Produce2750 6h ago

And her other brother Mr. Beans. He’s a polydactyl and uses his thumbs for pure evil.

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u/PDX_pot_pixie420 6h ago

I love his name! I love polydactyls, even more toebeans to kiss and play with! Plus I love the character Mr. Bean lol.

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u/No_Produce2750 6h ago

We named him that bc of his extra toe beans (obviously) but also bc he had a stomach issue as a kitten that caused him to audibly fart every time he got picked up😂

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u/No_Produce2750 6h ago

This is one of Belle’s brothers, Jimbo. He and Belle are inseparable :)

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u/PDX_pot_pixie420 6h ago

Awww! I love him! Jimbo is so handsome!

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u/SheSleepsInStars 15h ago

Logan has the most striking eyes omg 🥹💕💖

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u/slidethruslick 12h ago

How do they deal with the smoke? Espically dabs

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u/PDX_pot_pixie420 12h ago

I only smoke flower (old school- for some reason my brain doesn't connect that dabs/carts are the same thing as smoking flower, so I don't get the same feeling plus dabs/carts KILL my throat and lungs) and I don't blow hits near either of my boys. Plus they're both smart enough to where they will move to a different room or further away in the same room if the smoke bothers them.

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u/GigglyHyena 8h ago

I have air purifiers in my house. Even though I would only smoke in one room my cat would still cough or do that sniffing thing which I found out was like a kitty asthma attack! Since getting the purifiers we are both breathing better

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u/PDX_pot_pixie420 8h ago

My Logan is a stoner lol...one night many, many moons ago (when my ex-husband and I were still together) we were smoking in our bedroom while Logan was sleeping on a suitcase we fashioned into a bed for him. He was dead asleep, and one of us blew out a big cloud. Absolutely no bullshit- Logan woke up, walked over to the cloud of smoke, lifted his head to sniff it like he was smelling the air for prey, and then nonchalantly turned and walked right back to the suitcase and went back to sleep. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen; my ex and I actually questioned whether we actually saw what we saw. Cats are hilarious.

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u/SecretRussianBot2 5h ago

you really shouldn’t smoke around cats. Their lungs are so small compared to ours.

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u/slidethruslick 12h ago

Thanks, I’m really close to adopting my first

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u/PDX_pot_pixie420 8h ago

Congratulations on possibly adopting a first fur-baby! You won't regret it, trust me! My boys are both older now (Logan turned 8 last month, got him as a rehome when he was 1; Ouija was 2½ when I adopted him and he'll be 7 in January) and having them has literally saved my life.

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u/jambo_15 4h ago

My Leo looks like the boy version!

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u/NotSoFastLady 3h ago

I got a box cat too. The Costco ones seem to be a favorite.

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u/Kalzone6154 21h ago

Both of you are on a different planet in the first pic.

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u/SatanWithFur 17h ago

Like father like child

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u/No_Produce2750 17h ago

Not sure who picked up who off the streets

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u/redittjoe 1d ago

Click Click!

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u/XyRabbit 17h ago

I am a 41 year old woman, I don't play 1st person shooters, own a firearm, or been in the military or armed forces.

I do however have a semiautomatic tacat-ial rifle and I use him often. He's got a 50mm mew and I do not practice safe shooting.

There will be no purrther questions. Thank you.

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u/LaserKittenz 17h ago

Pew pew pew 🐈

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u/_themostloneliestday 9h ago

Username checks out 😂

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u/DwangoRocket 1d ago

These are hilarious! 😆 Thank you!

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u/YokoOhNoYouDidnt 22h ago

What kind of light is making that pattern in the last photo? I like it. 

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u/No_Produce2750 20h ago

It’s a little Walmart space light I got for like $12 and a firm handshake

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u/EducationalExtreme61 21h ago

I've always wondered if those lights really worked like in the ads.

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u/YokoOhNoYouDidnt 20h ago

I've tried ones before that are really lame. I have one now that makes almost a rippling water pattern? It's okay but small. 

I have a space themed room this would look great in! 

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u/nhaba1214 21h ago

It’s probably something similar to the astronaut star projector from Walmart or Amazon. I have one and it looks similar.

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u/Infinite_Constant117 16h ago

It looks like sunlight shining through a patterned window privacy film or maybe a mesh curtain.

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u/fellora5 19h ago edited 18h ago

why do you both look blitzed in 1 I cant breathe 🤣

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u/No_Produce2750 17h ago

Don’t tell my mom

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u/raybreezer 15h ago

Twins!

This is our Bowie.

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u/1000_pizzaslices 1d ago

Ayy how’d you get the Catling gun

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u/AgrippAA 1d ago

My friend, picture one on its own makes it look like your life is falling apart. 

And of course your cat seems mostly unbothered by this.

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u/No_Produce2750 20h ago

She’s the one keeping it together hahahaha

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u/Wakkichewy 1d ago

Nah he just looks ripped as shit lol the cat too

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u/Nessa0707 22h ago

Haha yeah 😂

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u/charliesdadE 22h ago

Bruh it’s 2026 who tf even has it together at this point?? ☠️

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u/Substantial_Idea4377 20h ago

That first pic looks like he just got off a 12-hour shift with you.

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u/No_Produce2750 17h ago

She been working hard running her mouth and making biscuits, she’s the real bread winner of the household

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u/CryptoCollector_2 1d ago

In the first pic she seems mad at you cause you smoked all the catnip.

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u/No_Produce2750 20h ago

You’re not wrong

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u/froggythefrankman 16h ago

This is sooo cute lol. She's making your exact face!! She's a homie 

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u/Adenfall 14h ago

She’s my cat, but sometimes she’s my dawg.

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u/tiny-brit 1d ago

Legendary

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u/bitterroott 1d ago

This is so cute omg

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u/Legitimate-Syrup1006 18h ago

These are all so memeable 🤣

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u/No_Produce2750 17h ago

When your life is a joke, you gotta learn to laugh along

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u/vjollila96 1d ago

Yep that's how cat works

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u/ChemicalHearing7906 22h ago

Cat software, dog personality hahaha~

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u/No_Produce2750 20h ago

She barks a ton so I’m not sure anymore hahaha

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u/Distinct_Run9006 15h ago

Pic 1 is after too much catnip and weed lol

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u/Parking_Cat_4310 19h ago

Y’all look like you’ve been through some stuff together.

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u/No_Produce2750 17h ago

You have no idea. I want to make a joke, but she really did save my life more than once. I saved her from a dog attack on the streets, and she’s saved my life every day since.

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u/GodofsomeWorld 22h ago

how much drugs is your cat on

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u/RepresentativeAd9739 20h ago

You birthed that cat lmaooo

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u/Sarz96666 19h ago

Real G

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u/No_Produce2750 17h ago

Moving silent like lasagna

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u/Smeagol_Dobby16 14h ago

You both look …. as a 🪁🤣

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u/HexDanTHEWHALE 22h ago

4th pic better b ur wallpaper or ur fake

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u/ContentSecretary8416 19h ago

That’s one good trip sitter

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u/jarrod_barkley 22h ago

I see twins in every picture, with matching eyes. 👀

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u/rageinthecage666 22h ago

True Bros just hamging out and having fun, loving it

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u/NotSmittyOWerben 20h ago

I wanna be like you lmao cool as hell dude

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u/ZethM 18h ago

Hell yeah

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u/Familiar_Memory_7646 23h ago

Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.

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u/Axxxem 22h ago

It is a rite of passage to pump your cat like a shotgun

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u/tbootsbrewing 17h ago

Tim and Eric vibes

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u/SerGT3 16h ago

Catling gun, nice.

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u/Morbid_Queen420 23h ago

Thats your daughter lmao from that first pic

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u/No_Produce2750 20h ago

You know it😤🤌

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u/pink4-life 22h ago

My new favorite duo hahahaha

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u/SilkyBeets 22h ago

Five out of five stars

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u/book_sandwich 20h ago

Upvoted for the last pic. Funky.

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u/No_Virus_7704 19h ago

Love this.

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u/EmilianoChagas 18h ago

Dude, leave some catnip for your dawg!

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u/TotteKaiju 16h ago

Dude, you're a dead ringer for AEW's Orange Cassidy

Your cat rules

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u/GeraldVachon 13h ago

For a quick second, I thought you were Orange Cassidy

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u/No_Produce2750 13h ago

How do you know I’m not?

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u/Bunnymommyof2 23h ago

Last pic is amazing art

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u/flurryturds 22h ago

I love this 🥹

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u/InfamousMilkDisaster 20h ago

The last pic really got me lmao

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u/lack_snack_9442 Cow Cat 1d ago

She's such a great buddy!

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u/Fast_Distribution354 1d ago

I’ve never seen such a perfect pair

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u/Bubbly-Computahhh 1d ago

Me and my cat

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u/pardonyourmess 22h ago

Hahahhaha thanks for the entertainment!

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u/FZeroDMX 19h ago

Immaculate vibes on the photos ❤️

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u/Loud-Grapefruit-1057 17h ago

Buddies for life

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u/_IratePirate_ 11h ago

Bro I love holding my cat like a gun. She doesn’t seem to mind it either

I treat her like a shotgun and charge her between each shot

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u/Festivalbound 11h ago

Bro why you look like Orange Cassidy?

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u/lovethegreeks 8h ago

Ya know I just had a really shitty phone call from my mother and this genuinely cheered me up afterwards. Thanks. Hilarious caption btw

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u/GRF999999999 23h ago

If Brother Ali and Chris Eliot had a baby

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u/Pandabear0452 16h ago

Love you guys! 🥰

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u/Woodkeyworks 16h ago

Look at that precious muffin!!! Oh my gawd you better treat her good.

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u/tiwwchntwanegbt Calico 15h ago

you both look like you match each others personality's so well!

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u/muddygold 15h ago

Calicos are the best

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u/ErinWinchester 15h ago

It’s the fourth pic for me 🩷🪩

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u/-lRexl- 15h ago

Lmao pic 2 got me

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u/SheSleepsInStars 15h ago

Lmao I love every single one of these pics

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u/FuzzyPalpitation-16 14h ago

iconic 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Empty-Rutabaga-3190 14h ago

Love the last picture 🤣

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u/fr1dayMoonlight_13th 14h ago

The best post I've on Reddit today! Thanks for sharing this!

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u/dnohow 14h ago

First pic is killing me

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u/Maximum-Bird668 14h ago

Cat gun is a classic

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u/ImFrenchSoWhatever 14h ago

you two so cute

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u/CUNTY_CANADIAN 14h ago

I've never seen somebody look so British

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u/goofynotstupid 14h ago

I peep the SSC shirt lol (from a former SATX resident)

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u/Training-Eagle-3514 14h ago

My favorite cats have had her same pattern ❤️

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u/Alarmed-Membership-1 13h ago

You make the same expressions 😂

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u/The-Devil-Cat 13h ago

default white man

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u/eastbayted 12h ago

Your run as champ was amazing!

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u/RebelPaul67 11h ago

A fucking dream team right there 👊

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u/hyperpotatoe 11h ago

Is it this guy ?

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u/Tech-Star03012004 Calico 5h ago

Pic 2 basically screams “I’ve got a cat and I’m not afraid to use her!”

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u/ItsLionGT 12h ago

1st pic, ya look high as a kite