r/Buttcoin • • Mar 27 '24

Scientology has lasted for 70 years. Millions of believers on 4 continents. 20m+ sales of Dianetics. Some of the greatest actors of our generation belong. When will you admit you were wrong about the historicity of Xenu?

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1.2k Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 25d ago

Reminder That to Make Money From Crypto, Somebody Else Had to Lose That Money

197 Upvotes

There seems to be a lot of butters coming here lately. And they seem to possess the knowledge of a typical 9th grader.

For example, arguing about whether selling crypto via a credit card creates a taxable event. As if believing it hard enough will make it (not) be true.

So just a reminder,

For a person to make money from betting on beaning babies or crypto, that means that someone else lost that money.

With crypto, you are always either:

A) Being Scammed

B) Participating in the Scam (by looking for the next greater fool to sell digital beanie babies to)


r/Buttcoin • • 3h ago

Few understand "the unlimited power of Bitcoin". Don't be "on the wrong side of physics and thermodynamics". 😆

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28 Upvotes

Cryptobros really are too much.


r/Buttcoin • • 15h ago

Why aren't I rich yet? I've been dumping real money in for OVER TWO FULL YEARS!!!!

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112 Upvotes

I mean, doesn't everyone expect to be rich after dumping in your rent money over two full years? (Not part years, FULL years!)


r/Buttcoin • • 22h ago

Few understand

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149 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 22h ago

As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "There's 3 Types of Money" (only the clown one actually works though)

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86 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 13h ago

how is it scarce

8 Upvotes

there are infinite decimal places in a number


r/Buttcoin • • 1d ago

Criminals stole $90mn of crypto by hiding password readers in USB-like devices

73 Upvotes

Buttcoiners seem to be targeted by people much cleverer than they are. This is quite extraordinary...

"Ledger said theft from its secure wallets was ‘one of the most sophisticated attacks’ the industry has seen"

https://www.ft.com/content/70f69253-6017-4259-95c9-48bf0e088b40?syn-25a6b1a6=1


r/Buttcoin • • 5h ago

state of current stock market

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2 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 1d ago

OpenAI Says Research Model Raided Developer Wallet on Ethereum Testnet

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14 Upvotes

A test run before the real heist


r/Buttcoin • • 1d ago

NYT Hoaxed by Crypto Bros, Adam Back & Samson Mow Unravel: Bloomberg Exposes!

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r/Buttcoin • • 1d ago

#WLB Few Understand

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75 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 1d ago

Adam Back's Blockstream Borrows Billions, Hides CIO Chris Cook's Fraud Conviction. NYT Cheerleads while BSTR lists. Why?

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r/Buttcoin • • 3d ago

Cryptobros truly are some of the worst excuses for human beings

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177 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 3d ago

As Seen On (crypto) TV "It'S eNgLaNd'S fAuLt!"

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192 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 3d ago

Hex Founder Richard Heart Detained in Istanbul on Interpol Red Notice

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32 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 3d ago

The duality of cryptobros

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35 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 3d ago

Richard Hearth likes hats

0 Upvotes

So Hearth was arrested. He is a big fan of hats, what is interesting many crypto OGs from 2010s wear it at the conferences. Brock Pierce and many crypto market makers.

Who is next?


r/Buttcoin • • 4d ago

I want to think that they are getting closer...

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122 Upvotes

...but it's pretty clear that they aren't.


r/Buttcoin • • 4d ago

Line go up is good for bitcoin. Line go down is.... also good for bitcoin. I wonder if these morons think anything is bad for bitcoin.

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42 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 5d ago

As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "Situation Today"

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76 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 5d ago

Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you.

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55 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 5d ago

Crypto-party is finally over.

19 Upvotes

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It is time for - I told you so. :D


r/Buttcoin • • 5d ago

As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "Is ThIs NoRmAl?"

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90 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 6d ago

Coldwallet’s Twitter Account 2FA Compromised

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105 Upvotes

Hilarity continues. How are these guys still in business? Their Twitter gets hacked and the hacker posts a phishing security update post. Clown show.