I knew a Major, who got pooh-poohed, made the mistake of ignoring the pooh-pooh. He pooh-poohed it! Fatal error!

'Cos it turned out all along that the soldier who pooh-poohed him had been pooh-poohing a lot of other officers who pooh-poohed their pooh-poohs.

In the end, we had to disband the regiment. Morale totally destroyed... by pooh-pooh!

Little Bobby Parkhurst

I can't answer him Sir I don't know what he's talking about...

So...hopefully and for you lucky lucky lucky things I have added user Flair to the forum for a bit of a laugh.

Go mad, change your profile and win the greatest victory since the Winchester flower-arranging team beat Harrow by twelve sore bottoms to one!

Let me know if you want someting I didnt add....

Prince Percy: "But he's an arse head!"

Baldrick: "Dick head, actually. You see, my thingy is shaped not unlike this turnip."

Considering changing my name to Ploppy to give this place more of a family feel.

…and Captain Blackadder definitely did NOT shoot this delicious, plump-breasted pigeon.