r/AbsoluteUnits • u/soulismysoul • 6h ago

of cucumber

2.8k Upvotes

415 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/extatosomat1aratum • 5h ago

of a mama tiger

1.8k Upvotes

26 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MissionNo001 • 10h ago

of a sausage ...

2.4k Upvotes

414 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 9h ago

of geese

858 Upvotes

49 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Uunicorned • 21h ago

/r/all of a bison

11.2k Upvotes

83 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 3h ago

of a dog

253 Upvotes

58 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/_ChezzTTV • 2h ago

of a stingray

127 Upvotes

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 17h ago

of a dog

1.6k Upvotes

73 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Honest-Pressure-1483 • 1d ago

of a fish

2.9k Upvotes

152 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/noddingacquaintance • 4h ago

of a sea lion

51 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Lostworld100 • 3h ago

of a dog.

46 Upvotes

This is a Volkodav dog, and he weighs 110kgs.

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ObviateTonk • 1d ago

of this bunny fur

3.8k Upvotes

66 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/thealteregoofryan • 1h ago

of a Halloween decoration

• Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

of a bowl of noodles

2.8k Upvotes

149 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 1d ago

/r/all of a horse

10.6k Upvotes

500 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MergingConcepts • 1d ago

of a white oak tree

242 Upvotes

Felled by a windstorm. Harvested for quartersawn lumber. Human included for scale. The saw is a Stihl 044 with 28inch bar. the log diameter is 44 inches.

26 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/auzintex280z • 14h ago

of a stack. Six deep, four wide, three tall. Baled clothes from 90 boxes, roughly 54 tons.

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26 Upvotes

We did all this in two weeks

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Tnemmokon • 1d ago

of a sliced cheese package

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769 Upvotes

It weighs 1000g ~2lbs

How long would it last in your household?

56 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/b33ff • 14h ago

of a potato at work

20 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Soft_Lunch_183 • 23h ago

of rigid trucks

87 Upvotes

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/lighthouseisland1 • 1d ago

of a sweet potato we dug out of our garden

61 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Awareness3284 • 1d ago

of Bear 122 in banff aka the boss bear

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2.4k Upvotes

55 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

of a leaf

768 Upvotes

20 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Honest-Pressure-1483 • 1d ago

of a mansion

1.1k Upvotes

135 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ItIsMeGerBer • 1d ago

of a fall (demolition of EC2 in Łódź , Poland)

277 Upvotes

This video wasn't made by me. I had a bad view of the whole demolition unfortunately but my friend had a better one so I am going to share this one with you. The chimney was 160m tall. As of making this post demolition happened around 1 hour ago.

21 comments

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