r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 4h ago

of a stick insect

799 Upvotes

35 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Jaded_Marionberry500 • 1h ago

of a Artemis II from Kennedy Space Center on April 1, 2026.

• Upvotes

86 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Honest-Pressure-1483 • 2h ago

of offensive linemen

258 Upvotes

90 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TermElectronic8261 • 18h ago

/r/popular of a Fish Fry

15.1k Upvotes

1.7k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Big-Paramedic-9260 • 21h ago

/r/all of a bear

13.3k Upvotes

127 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Savings_Relief_5327 • 13h ago

of a kangaroo

868 Upvotes

44 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Honest-Pressure-1483 • 1d ago

of an RC plane

4.1k Upvotes

258 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/topgnome • 55m ago

of a carrot

• Upvotes

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ssvwag • 5h ago

of lemons my tree is producing

gallery

71 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/_FIZZRIX_ • 20h ago

of an world's tallest waterfall, standing at 979 meters (3,212 feet): Angel's Falls, located in Venezuela.

544 Upvotes

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/masucci93 • 13h ago

of a raccunit

141 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

of a dog

1.5k Upvotes

117 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SweetWaterSurprise • 14h ago

of a bicycle

133 Upvotes

37 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DMG_88 • 15h ago

of a cinnamon roll

137 Upvotes

13 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Honest-Pressure-1483 • 1d ago

of a front door

3.2k Upvotes

451 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago

of a zipline

2.0k Upvotes

62 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/schindigrosa • 17h ago

of a wallaby

88 Upvotes

Majestic!

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/shutter_struggles_ • 1d ago

of a dune in Kazakhstan [OC]

418 Upvotes

18 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/tls202 • 15h ago

of a Sweet Potato

20 Upvotes

From my backyard

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/babaruskie • 18h ago

of a cabbage

gallery

25 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/soulismysoul • 1d ago

of cucumber

6.1k Upvotes

676 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/extatosomat1aratum • 1d ago

of a mama tiger

4.6k Upvotes

39 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/cavemanpi • 12h ago

of a blueberry

6 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/deathklaw213 • 20h ago

of a crisp

32 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Substantial-You-3783 • 23h ago

of a dog

37 Upvotes

5 comments

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Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

3) No NSFW posts

No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules

The moderators of this subreddit will take any action (which includes banning and removing comments) that they feel improves the quality of the subreddit.

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