Please stop smelling like cow dung if possible!
Here are some tips:
Shower
- by far the highest ROI move to remove the stink! Turn the water on, use shampoo on your hair, body wash for your body, and that's really all you need. Make sure you scrub every area of your body with moderate force (of course, make sure not to hurt yourself though). Don't forget the armpits, behind your ears, and your private parts!
Brush your teeth
- Clean teeth feel good to have. A bean sized amount of toothpaste each day, and brush away without missing a spot for 2 minutes! Brush your tongue too, and bonus points if you get a tongue scraper!
Mouthwash
- a quick 30 sec - 1 min swish, will grant you your wish, of not smelling like fish! Fresh breath for hours guaranteed
Deodorant / antiperspirant
- two swipes or a couple sprays on both your underarms, and you're all good for the next few hours!
Super quick, super easy, and people are gonna love sitting next to you (probably)
Gum / mints / breath strips
- super underrated little sidekick for tackling bad breath when you're on the move! No need to carry around a toothbrush or mouthwash, this should do the trick for a solid hour or more!
Washing clothes
- my grandma taught me one simple rule. "Wear it once and sweat, it's an olfactory threat! Take it off and put it in the laundry room, and all your problems are gone, boom!"
Fragrance
- my dad let me use his cologne when I was a kid, he told me "just a quick spritz or two, so we don't overdo, then we leave in rush, and if someone catches a smell of us, they might develop a crush!"
Thanks for reading the post, and I hope this helps whoever feels they need it (hint: we all need it, so read it!)