I’ve just remembered a grim readers letter where he wonders if the best way to achieve a monkey human hybrid is to have sex with a monkey or let one have sex with his wife.

Ring any bells?

As Requested.

It was from 1993-4 and referenced a road safety advert that was airing at the time, in which a back seat passenger without a seatbelt turns into an elephant to demonstrate the force at which they would smack into the driver. The letter was along the lines of, "I saw the advert with the elephant the other day. I work for a circus and I actually drive an elephant around all day. What's going to happen to me if I crash?!"