I one time dropped my testacle nuts on the floor 🤔
Test tickle
Test tickle yearly can opener
Can my tickle 💯m
CAN WE PLAY TICKLE NUST OHU
OH OH OHHHHH!!oh!! Oh! The Wii fit
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HERBT LUDWIG PS
IDK
Do you think they make cheese in the heaven
Like with taco seasoning on it
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Everyone here
I call attendance ok spiderherebutterflyherebeeherewormherecaterpillarherebutterflyagainsnailheteladybughereanthereflyherebeetleherecockroachheremosquitoherecricjetherespiderherescorpionhere

I think in hell, they should make every evil person forcefully watch the life of victims of their actions, and the person has to live through that for every person they caused harm to. Bonus points if they can feel sensations.

Don’t waste time sitting around thinking about stuff you could’ve done, just go do it and if you can’t anymore for whatever reason, do something else. Just don’t sit around wallowing. Do whatever you want to (within reason of course), live life with no regrets and if you’re worried about what others think, just remember that no one else (should) matter to you more than you, it’s your life

I'm just vibing right now

😂😂😂😂Credit: smuttysistersbookclub

That is all.

bro im so fucking high and i just realized how perfect my boyfriend is. hes my first love and he is just so fucking cute and understanding and patient and everything and i have ever wished for. the way he acts and talks and just does stuff just reminds me of how much i love him. and I‘m so happy that he loves me the same way that I do. I have been thinking about how much i wanted this and i have been through so much shit especially in the transition of my 18th bday. I have been betrayed by 3 people in 3 months and the universe just gave me my boyfriend right after everything went to ass. and everything goes so surprisingly well we kinda just got out of the honeymoon phase and everything is just as its supposed to be. we texted and one week after we met and i stayed at his place for 3 days straight and even tho we just knew eachother for a week he just asked me to be his girlfriend. were together since almost 3 months and i am so happy and everything just gets better and better. I‘m also surprised that i didnt have a typo by now i think. holy shit.

Please give me a reason to live. I'm not finding them anymore. I don't think it was meant to be

Just made 2 amazing flatbread pizzas. The first was leftover buffalo chicken chunks with Monterey Jack cheese. The second was BBQ bacon cheeseburger. I used leftover burgers, purple onion, bacon bits, 3 different cheeses and pickles. I diced lettuce and tomato to top it off.

Beer and Cigarettes by the Quakes might have influenced me to go Cali sober

I kept thinking about what you guys might like and that my thoughts were stupid but I'll just tell you guys all my thoughts

My nails are loud on my keyboard
I'm on a couch
Can I breathe
I want to sit on a leather chair for some reason, like the fancy brown ones at fancy rich offices
It was so weird seeing so many celebrities in The Odyessy
Odyessy backwards is ysseydO
The one office chair from Ikea doesn't recline
I'm so sad I didn't order more food
I bought Oreo ice cream sandwiches and it comes with four. I ate two. Should I eat the last two
My shoulders are so tense
Why do we grow arm hair
I'm cringing about this post now
Humans making AI humanistic is kind of evil or must have an issue or something because why can't you just talk to another human if you want to talk to someone
AI is actually scary
I'm worried again about how cringe this post is going to be
Have you guys ever ate jelly while high. If so, what did it feel like?
Do you guys like creamy or like juicy(?) sweets or desserts? Like ice cream over sorbet, fudgesicle or that lifesaver popsicle, chocolate milkshake or piña colada, chocolate or sour candy?
I wish there were groupchats for people who are stoned and what to talk to someone else that is as equally stoned. Only to bring up high thoughts and nothing else. Like I wanna know how high they are and ask if they know the differences between oranges, clementines, mandarins? Because to me they're kind of just all orange except clementines are juicier
I want tiramisu
I miss my dogs
I wonder what it's like to be in hot water in like a bath or hot tub when you're high. Like soup?
Okay I'm not done yet but I kind of want to post this
Thank you for reading

Does anyone not enjoy sleeping?

I am beyond stoned right now after eating a homemade edible. Anyways, I’m feeling incredibly blessed to be alive and share this experience with everyone/ our collective. I just feel alot of love within me despite the pain and loss I’ve experienced in my life. I choose to remain open. Love all and thank you for existing! Thank you Mother Universe💕

Been smoking forever and for the first time ever I’ve had some edibles and started reading. I’d avoided it in the past bc I thought it’d be too hard to concentrate or that I’d forget what I was reading, but I’m actually really loving this. My imagination feels so vivid!

Anyone else high af lost yourself in food tonight?

Puff puff pass/green like grass/ can smoke come out my booty ass?

What's the protocol