r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 • 3h ago

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u/sorellaux 3h ago

The richest man alive and still begging for party invites is crazy

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u/Drewbus 2h ago

Richest officially documented man*

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u/hazeyAnimal 1h ago

Calling elon a man is an offense to mankind.

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u/Ryrose81 1h ago

Right? Its clearly a thing

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u/cesspool4us 57m ago

This is the shit that gets me. This dude is as wealthy as Forbes says he is. But there's no way he is the wealthiest. You are telling me there aren't generational families that hold much larger private assets. Things that can't even be recorded they are so private and date so far back. But this dude. He's the richest. El oh El.

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u/PotatoFarmer_44 44m ago

I mean, you don't even have to look at generational wealth alone. There's middle east oil sheikhs of the past century who probably don't disclose their entire value either but their "known net worths" are already the gdp of many small countries.

Then you have people who run drug empires making hand over foot who clearly aren't in the public light either. Pablo Escobar and the Cali Cartel made fortunes within a decade in the 80's, we probably don't know the modern equivalent and they might be making even more profit than we know of.

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u/rudyv8 52m ago

Makes u wonder. If he can buy anything, why didnt he throw his own parties. What could ol Jeffy get him that money couldnt.

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u/hungry4nuns 5m ago

It’s very telling about elons character that not only did he plead multiple times to go to pdf island, but even Jeffrey epstein didn’t trust elon. And epstein trusted people like trump, the bar is clearly extremely low.

How untrustworthy do you have to be as a person for a literal child trafficking empire to say “your billions of dollars are no good here, we don’t want your business. You’re very clearly going to rat everyone out to save your own skin”

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u/Moohamin12 47m ago

He wasn't close to that then.

He was a tech space darling but still classed under the needy dude that doesn't have a major presence.

It was only during Covid and after where he gained prominence. Notably the Thailand cave incident.

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u/Sharp_Emphasis176 26m ago

Proves that power is better than money.

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u/Inevitable-Hour-Ends 3h ago

What do you call someone rejected by pedophiles?

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u/NewPresWhoDis 3h ago

Elon Musk

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u/FigurativeNewton 1h ago

Can y'all stop spreading this misinformation

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u/finalremix 1h ago

The emails where Jeff said "handle this." to Gislaine, who then told Musk [ohhh, actually, bad timing. We totally don't do those anymore. bad luck, buddy.]?

Explain your claim of misinformation.

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u/FigurativeNewton 57m ago

He was not rejected, musk was invited and went to the island with no problems.

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u/djdevilmonkey 55m ago

Go to bed Elon

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u/FigurativeNewton 51m ago

Why are you so hellbent on protecting pedophiles? I'm genuinely curious.

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u/-__echo__- 33m ago

They thought you were pro-Elon and can't ever admit fault on the Internet.

Why did they think that? Because this is Reddit and 99% of the users have the iq of a brick but belive they're incredibly intelligent. I mean this is the only place I've met people who need sarcasm signposted.

It's a place of smoothbrained window-lickers.

The most frustrating part of Reddit culture is when Elon Musk repeatedly attended "Kung Fu sessions" arranged by Gislane.

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u/finalremix 53m ago

Ahh, good to know. I thought you were gonna go the opposite direction with the claim.

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u/nhalliday 52m ago

You mean the emails you can find on the DOJ website by searching "wildest party" and see that it was Epstein reaching out to Musk asking how many people he'd be bringing? So clearly he wasn't rejecting Musk?

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u/GIT_45 3h ago

Elon Musk.

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u/ResonanceGhost 3h ago

Home Elone.

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u/MountainFact264 3h ago

Exactly, he was too creepy for pedos.

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u/Less_Resident8492 1h ago

No he wasn't there's no evidence Epstein ever turned him away. There are emails showing he definitely made plans with Epstein however. Elon absolutely fucked kids on Epstein's island

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u/DevoidHT 1h ago

Make no mistake, he could have still hosted his own kid diddling parties

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u/whodatchicken 3h ago

rejectophiles.

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u/inwhatwetrust 3h ago

A pedophile loser

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u/State-Cultural 2h ago

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u/Timmeh_2284 1h ago

If pennywise took off the makeup and hair this is what you get.

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u/Odd-Supermarket-3664 3h ago

Rember when Musk called the diver saving those children stuck in a cave a pedophile? Pure projection.

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u/PinkRxXo 3h ago

The accusation was completely out of line, especially with such a serious claim being made without evidence

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u/girafa 1h ago

The accusation was completely out of line, especially with such a serious claim being made without evidence

I hate Musk but it obviously wasn't a serious claim, it was just an insult for a guy who traveled to Thailand a lot. The other guy said something that pissed off Musk and so Musk responded like a 7th grader.

In 7th grade when you called your buddy a dog fucker it wasn't a claim that needed evidence.

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u/WHATYEAHOK 40m ago

Were you a trillionaire with global reach when you called your buddy a dog fucker?

Maybe we should hold political figures like Musk to a higher standard than 7th graders.

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u/turbosexophonicdlite 10m ago

Also the fact that there's a big fucking difference between calling your buddy an insult where only your friends hear it, and calling someone you don't even know an insult (one of the most damaging ones as well) in front of an audience of 10s of millions of people.

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 3h ago

that was his jump the shark moment.  Everyone was like "wait, hes not a genius."

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u/Waste_Hawk_5204 3h ago

He was just mad because a specialized rescue team didn't have time to play with his stupid little submarine

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u/BoyNamedJudy 3h ago edited 57m ago

Forget Elon…

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u/JustHappyToBe-Here 3h ago

See, the difference is the diver didn't have years of documentation and evidence tying him to a proven pedophile trafficker. That's the key part you're willfully ignoring.

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 3h ago

Well, no. Ellison begged to go to the pedo island. Trump, well, trump has spent more time hiding files to protect pedos outright. The diver saving those kids had no reason to be called a pedo, trump and musk have no reason to not be called pedos.

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u/EvilynSoCute 1h ago

Uhhh no? There’s mountains of evidence to justify those claims.

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u/SamuelClemmens 2h ago

Real answer: No I don't.

I remember when he called the diver who refused to try to rescue the children because he thought it was too dangerous a pedophile though.

He (the diver) didn't deserve to be wrongfully slandered on world media like that, but he also doesn't deserve to steal the valor of the actual heroic divers who did rescue children (one of whom died in the attempt, so he was right about it being dangerous).

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u/SnooBananas216 2h ago

You don't know shit. His name is Vernon Unsworth. A British caver who had explored the Tham Luang cave system for years before the boys got trapped. He wasn't a cave diver and never claimed to be one. He didnt refuse to save anyone

Because he knew the caves so well, he helped advise the rescue

Musk was mad Vernon didnt want to participate in the mini-sub PR stunt. Musk is a weak crybaby, and you are regurgitating bs

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u/EvilynSoCute 1h ago

So much shitty misinformation.

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u/PaulNewhouse 3h ago

He was found not liable of defamation….

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u/Gullible_Analyst_348 3h ago

Are you seriously defending a wannabe pedophile?

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u/ManufacturedOlympus 3h ago

Who said that he was? 

Also, elon begged to party with the pedophile jefree epstein 

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u/Miserable_Anteater62 3h ago

He still said what he did. He's also a creepy ass dude... just imagine what he does behind closed doors.

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp 3h ago

No thank you. I have enough mental issues as is.

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u/Own_Round_7600 3h ago

Only because there is no legal defamation if nobody believed Elons statement to be true in the first place, so the victim experienced no material harm as a result of his false accusation.

Elon still said it, though.

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u/PaulNewhouse 3h ago

Elon definitely did say it. But the plaintiff was represented by Lin Wood. So ya

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u/Arguments_4_Ever 3h ago

Lmao one of the weakest most pathetic comments I’ve read to excuse shitty behavior

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u/JustHappyToBe-Here 3h ago

Lots of people are found not liable for a wide variety of reasons. That doesn't mean they didn't do the thing they were found not liable for.

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u/voodoo_pizza00 3h ago

And its a great distraction from the starlink Ukraine news

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u/Legitimate_Stage2941 3h ago

And the day of the Musk documentary launching

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u/jaywritethekid 3h ago

Yeah because the government the totally isn't trying keep Ukrain from protecting itself again a country that seeks to break Ukrains will and take over that country.

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u/Spiritual-Strike481 3h ago

The dude was so cringe even the most horrible humans couldn’t stand to be around him. Being a billionaire didn’t even fucking matter.

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u/johanTR 1h ago

Elon's so weird that even the pedos don't want him around...

https://giphy.com/gifs/rKTLUmFUn76tL5xbMW

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u/Cold_Neighborhood_98 2h ago

< simpsons meme that you know of so far > Remember there are more Epstein files to be released, I suspect he is still in there.

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u/Skullsandcoffee 2h ago

I hope his dick falls off

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u/Chepe_1080p 3h ago

Not cool even for creepy crooked evil pedos 😵‍💫

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u/Cheap-Kiwi-1312 1h ago

Tell Elon we want a video of the car doing that with him inside. Then I'll be excited.

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u/D3dshotCalamity 1h ago

Elon Musk begged to go to a child fucking party, and got ignored by king child fucker.

And Republicans think he's a super cool guy.

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u/braumbles 3h ago

"Those parties sure sound fun"

"You can't come"

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u/Buttsweat_n_Tears 3h ago

To be fair, would YOU want him at YOUR non-pedo parties?

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 3h ago

I just call them parties.  If you invite people to a party and say its non-pedo they will ironically draw the wrong conclusion.

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u/ZachyChan013 2h ago

Maybe we should write a song so people know we are pedos?

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u/jimibimi 2h ago

Girls FTW!

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u/m0nk_3y_gw 1h ago

The "girl FTW" thing was a parody tweet, it wasn't in the Epstein files.

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u/strip_club_dj 33m ago

Yeah what was in there was bad enough, we don't need to include fake emails.

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u/Imaginary-Clock6626 1h ago

Elon Musk will be remembered as being a sad pathetic little man who had everything other than true friendships and real love.

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u/pocpocpocky 3h ago

now he can ‘fly’ over with his new car

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u/Occult_Asteroid7 3h ago edited 3h ago

Maybe that's what it's designed for. Pedo island hopping. Him and Trump will kick flip over to a new sex trafficking island together.

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u/OkVariety8064 1h ago

The new Tesla Roadster, for the busy Kid Fuckster.

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u/silv3rbull8 3h ago

I didn’t see that on the demo

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u/NicePsy-OpBro 2h ago

Wow... Old hat

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u/MR_Nobody_204 1h ago

Was a consolation prize an invite to a Puff Raper party?

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u/barryvon 1h ago

the amount of people saying that goofy ass video is a leap in mankind is depressing (if it’s real people)

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u/tilalk 1h ago

Even pedofiles can't suffer to be in the same room as the muskrat looser

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u/MrBootygrabber 1h ago

i liked when the car did the flip

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u/Aethereal_Crunch 1h ago

And then was too dumb to realize when he finally got the invitation

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u/atreeismissing 1h ago

And Epstein told him to get fucked because even Epstein knew Musk was a douche.

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u/Own-Cry-5520 56m ago

Reddit malding about Elon 24/7 is so funny.

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u/El_Titanium_Blanco 50m ago

CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE FLYING CAR 🖕🖕🖕

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u/j33perkreeper 44m ago

Yay the bots are back… /s

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u/jennmuhlholland 43m ago

MDS….Seriously people, get a life.

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u/SnooDoggos5226 31m ago

FR though - how is it that a guy worth maybe $50-75mm is getting billionaires to come to his house and commit the most reprehensible of all crimes?

Why would anyone go to his house to commit crimes in front of his cameras?

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u/KitchenTeacher429 27m ago

On Christmas

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u/Usual-Ad-9554 15m ago

Richest man alive afaik, who fought the oil companies, made a space company, lived the dream..... and then made some questionable choices - his future choices yet to be determined - and you choose to make fun of him. You ARE Elon - so consider that. Be the change

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u/affemannen 12m ago

Imagine how weird and boring you have to be to get rejected from a pedo party as the richest man on the planet.

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u/WhiteTrashInNewShoes 3h ago

You all saw the Bloomberg article today about Russian bots infiltrating social media to make us hate each other, right?

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u/staires 2h ago

I'm more than capable of hating Elon Musk for his actions, I don't need the help of a Russian bot.

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u/JapowSnowboarder 1h ago

Yeah is that why Elon wants Russia to win

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u/Silly-Cup-2411 1h ago

Hating Elon is the same as hating any other facist idiot and is normal and healthy.

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 44m ago

Yeah that's the strategy the ownership class has been using for decades and is the whole reason behind identity politics.

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u/FURRYL0L1Y401TR4PDSM 3h ago

Crazy how a circus prop is making dumbasses actually think he invented the flying car. Actually usable flying cars like VTOLs have existed for ages but Elon and his minions would never admit that cuz that industry is dominated by Europe...

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u/Suitable-Product8900 3h ago

only you! making up scenarios in your mind then challenging them. Its clearly not a flying car! everyone knows that. In fact if theres anything to talk about, its the suction fan underneath.

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u/SerGT3 1h ago

Which is also not Elon or Tesla's idea

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u/AnhiArk 1h ago

Wasn't this debunked as fake? If not.. girls ftw!

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u/Spiveym1 26m ago

Wasn't this debunked as fake?

you wish

Elon: "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00661616.pdf

Elon: "Do you have any parties planned? I've been working to the edge of sanity this year and so, once my kids head home after Christmas, I really want to hit the party scene in St Barts or elsewhere and let loose. The invitation is much appreciated, but a peaceful island experience is the opposite of what I'm looking for."

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2011/EFTA02563908.pdf

October 2, 2013 - https://www.etonline.com/news/139074_Woody_Allen_Daughter_Breaks_Her_Silence - "Woody Allen's adopted daughter Dylan opens up to Vanity Fair special correspondent Maureen Orth about the sexual abuse scandal involving her famous father."

November 23, 2013 - Epstein: "will you come to caribean this xmas? , woody alien with me, you might enjoy", Elon: "Yes"

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01944855.pdf

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u/strip_club_dj 31m ago

The girls ftw email was but there were other emails in there that were real.

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u/OwnConsideration5175 3h ago

Prime Elon 🥩 , cook em’ up 🌡️

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u/ImissCliff1986 3h ago

Elon has contributed greatly to society. What are you accomplishing in mommy’s basement?

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u/tigeratemybaby 1h ago

Yeah true! Rape a few children and suddenly you're the villain!

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u/Informal_Process2238 1h ago

Cutting off aid to starving children is what he contributed

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u/EvilynSoCute 1h ago

He has done immense harm to society, you mean.

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u/BoyNamedJudy 3h ago edited 56m ago

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u/EvilynSoCute 1h ago

Source that it was fake?

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u/Substance247 1h ago

I dunno dog.

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u/GreasedUPDoggo 3h ago

Please stop being insufferable. You are making MAGA look less cringe by comparison.

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u/EvilynSoCute 1h ago

No, they’re not.

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u/SyntheticModels 1h ago

Complete fake news and you should be ashamed of yourself.

The emails showed the OPPOSITE. Jeffery begging to Elon to come to his parties and Elon said he had engineering work to do. He never went and never wanted to go.

Why make up lies? Just makes everything else you say not believable either.

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u/Spiveym1 34m ago

the literal fuck are you talking about?

Elon: "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00661616.pdf

Elon: "Do you have any parties planned? I've been working to the edge of sanity this year and so, once my kids head home after Christmas, I really want to hit the party scene in St Barts or elsewhere and let loose. The invitation is much appreciated, but a peaceful island experience is the opposite of what I'm looking for."

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2011/EFTA02563908.pdf

October 2, 2013 - https://www.etonline.com/news/139074_Woody_Allen_Daughter_Breaks_Her_Silence - "Woody Allen's adopted daughter Dylan opens up to Vanity Fair special correspondent Maureen Orth about the sexual abuse scandal involving her famous father."

November 23, 2013 - Epstein: "will you come to caribean this xmas? , woody alien with me, you might enjoy", Elon: "Yes"

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01944855.pdf

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u/kasabaru_kross 38m ago

Dude Grock you forgot to private your comments so it makes it obvious you are a bot to anyone who sees all your posts defending Musk across multiple threads. Just a helpful tip bud.

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u/battletuba 25m ago

fake news

Steve Bannon's "lugenpresse" brainwashing campaign was extremely effective.

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u/strip_club_dj 19m ago edited 10m ago

That's not true though, the email that said girls FTW was fake but he had other emails like this one.

Also this one.

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u/DontBlameMe4444 3h ago

Stink spirit