r/SipsTea • • 4h ago

Wait a damn minute! Believe me they’re real

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u/MaintenanceStock6766 4h ago

I'm not saying this is ok... but it did make me laugh.

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u/Jimmy_Beam27 3h ago

It's $10 a month for take home. Go get it

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u/RoyaleWhiskey 3h ago

Yea this is big brain time

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u/IDK-12- 4h ago

What

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u/AspiringGoddess01 4h ago

Unethical acquisitions of performance enhancing drugs for men 

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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 4h ago

Then see an unethical doctor this is ridiculous.

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u/Imaginary_Being4859 4h ago

They’ve been slowly phasing out the unethical doctors, unless you’ve got a lot of money.

Used to be that any claim of pain could get you a prescription of Percocet, or claims of being stressed could get you Xanax immediately.

Now it’s a bitch and a half to find someone who prescribes those, which led people to getting screwed over by the people who sell fentanyl pressed into other pills.

Thank god I got clean cause it’s a rough time for a drug addict these days lmao

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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 4h ago

Well testosterone there is male clinics that do nothing but T and boner pills. I'd assume they'd hook those up but never done it.

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u/VengefulToasterWaffl 3h ago

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u/AspiringGoddess01 3h ago

They alternative was Hes using his daughter to get drugs and thats a less funny comment.

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u/Size---Queen 4h ago

The image is saying his daughter wants to transition to be a male but the dad is saying he's really taking the testosterone.

This wouldn't work the dose they give transgender people is nowhere near the level you need to actually work how he wants.

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u/SpiritNo6626 4h ago

Except they give it in vials often... and since they don't want risk of contamination from drawing from the same vial (if it is 1mL), they will give one vial for each week of the month, even if the real dose for transition is only a fourth of the vial. Seems plausible.

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u/Size---Queen 4h ago

The standard for juicing ( I mean there's no medical standard) is 500mg once or twice a week if you split it so that vial would come up short.

They also monitor hormone levels when you transition as well as regular labs and things ( my best friend is transgender)

So even if the dad got enough they would find out.

That said this is stupid they have HRT clinics that you can go too and some are shady they don't care if you need it or not money is money I also know about this because I did bodybuilding and got my test from a hrt clinic they knew what I was doing they didn't care

Test is also comically easy to get there's always someone at the gym that has it and they sell it through clear net forums.

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u/Ahtnamas555 3h ago

It's very common to use the vial multiple times, at least in the trans community (helps build a small stock in case of government ban or pharmacy/insurance issues). My doctor even said it was ok to reuse the vial as long as cleans with alcohol before puncture and is using a new draw needle. It's not different than the multiuse vials for E, since it's the same rubber stopper and same preserving oil (depends on ester but cottonseed oil is pretty common). Many other trans guys have had the same conversation with their doctor - I checked around before trusting mine.

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u/SpiritNo6626 2h ago

No, my doctor said that too, and I do take multiple doses from one vial. It's just that they technically give you more than you need, because the pharmacy doesn't give out 1mL for multiple doses even though they know people are doing it, so they end up giving 4 vials even if you only needed 1.

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u/Electrical-Put3639 4h ago

Testosterone is banned or limited for sale in many countries. Being trans (or having health issues) opens you the way to test. Also, in some countries government was financially supporting gender changing, so it would be the cheaper way to buy a test

And sportsman using a testosterone to improve their results

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u/BygoneNeutrino 4h ago

This was probably from a bodybuilding sub.  It's a viable strategy.  It's probably a super common method; I imagine alot of kids are diagnosed with ADD to get their parents amphetamine.

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u/Fun_Environment3792 4h ago

That probably never happens.

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u/BygoneNeutrino 4h ago

If you've ever been addicted to amphetamine, you'd realize this is one of the more ethical strategies.

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u/Fun_Environment3792 4h ago

Does meth count? Buddy ive spent a lifetime around addicts and Ive never heard of anyone doing this.

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u/BygoneNeutrino 4h ago

Stealing a family member's medication? Using people to get yourself prescriptions?

I admire your optimism.  I would have totally taken drugs from a kid.  It would arguably be better than giving it to them; early exposure to drugs of abuse is a risk factor.

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u/Fun_Environment3792 4h ago

I dont k ow about optimisms but i do know very intimately how addictuon works and definitely enough to know that you dont. The amount of drugs you would consume in open addiction far surpasses sneaking a couple of xanax out the medicine cabinet here and there. Theres a reason every addict eventually turns to the street. The supply is ample and consistent. What arenyou gonna do, eat a bottle in 3 days and what, wait another 3 weeks for a a new perscription?

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u/Plenty_Leg_5935 4h ago

It's 2026, most places have been diagnosing adults for ages now, just get the diagnosis yourself, no need for a kid

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u/NextGur3758 4h ago

What if she actually believes it and she wants to use your cough I mean her T?

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u/Playgirl_USMC 4h ago

We get fucking buff together

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u/Joyful_Eggnog13 4h ago

Lame! Bot

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u/Futuristic-Slice 4h ago

Don’t you have to take the injection at the doctors?

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u/KTRyan30 4h ago

Nope!

And this meme isn't even relevant anymore, they'll give trt to anyone these days.

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u/Plenty_Leg_5935 4h ago

in the US. Its still pretty heavily restricted everywhere else

Not like the black market cant fix that, but yk

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u/Grouchy_Big3195 4h ago

Honestly? I think it's time they were more lax with TRT and have them be monitored by doctors instead of doing it in secret.

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u/KTRyan30 4h ago

I live in New York, there's a trend of "men's health clinics" specifically for trt. You don't have to actually have low testosterone, you just have to tell them you have the symptoms of low testosterone and they will prescribe you testosterone.

I'd say about 1/3 of my coworkers are in trt.

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u/10081914 4h ago

I’m getting ads for TRT on Reddit because I did research on it one time. Now it won’t stop

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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 4h ago

People get a prescription and take it at home. Shots can be multiple times a week, and doctors don't have time for that.

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u/Futuristic-Slice 4h ago

Well… who doesn’t like a good old heart attack at 30.

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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 4h ago

Most people shooting T are 40+

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u/Ash_Cat_13 4h ago

Rage bait