r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 6h ago

WTF Yea mom’s genes didn’t even try

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u/Pyrhan 6h ago

Also, Brock Lesnar as a baby:

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u/lazyboi_tactical 6h ago

Legend says that he breast fed directly from a cow after collapsing his mother's breasts upon his first feed.

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u/ak0083 36m ago

Kids ate broccoli, Brock ate brolicci

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u/Hraesynd 5h ago

Yeah that baby looks like a Brock

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u/ghoulthebraineater 5h ago

That's exactly what I thought.

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u/SackOfPotatoes949 6h ago

Brock Lesnar as an Adult:

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u/yetiflask 4h ago

I bet that baby has a higher testosterone level than me.

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u/BobJoeBlo 4h ago

Brock wrestling as a teenager.

https://giphy.com/gifs/14x0257JkLbCeI

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u/LXIX__CDXX 6h ago

Holy shit 

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u/sadpandawanda 5h ago

Why does that baby look like Rob Ford?

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u/Row_way22 4h ago

Jeez he already looked like he took some punches to the face

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u/GucciTheSnowman 5h ago

RIP to his mother's 😻

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u/cravex12 6h ago

That's just him with a wig

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u/PrimedGold 6h ago

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u/cravex12 6h ago

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 6h ago

Thank you Pam for giving us this.

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u/Throwaway1984-2 6h ago

Have we ever seen Brock and his daughter in the same room? Exactly. Wake up, people!

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u/Mix_Easy 6h ago

Have you seen The Rock, Dwayne Johnson’s daughter and they look exactly the same as well.

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u/GoofinBoots 1h ago

The pebble doesn't roll far from the boulder, or whatever.

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u/NextGenRoyalty 6h ago

absolutely.... nice try

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u/M-Div 6h ago

She’s going to get married and her husband’s taking her name.

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u/Lord-Lucian 6h ago

It's one of his muscles that fell off and grow back the rest of him. Or maybe his estrogen had still so much testosterone that it grew another him after leaving him.

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u/Milk_Mindless 6h ago

... Hell I'd be her bride.

She could carry me over the threshold of our home

I'd wear the prettiest dress

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u/lia-delrey 5h ago

This might just be the cutest thing I've read in a while

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u/GrinningGrump 6h ago

She looks as if a man and woman had a baby.

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u/lia-delrey 5h ago

She looks like my man Brock committed straight up Mitosis.

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u/yetiflask 4h ago

Does that actually happen?

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u/Quiet_Internal_4527 6h ago

Mom’s genes tapped out.

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u/IHateMyLife612 6h ago

The Female Armoured Titan

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u/B-Train_ATL 6h ago

They tried about as much as Ben Affleck’s did with his daughter, who is almost a carbon copy of Jennifer Garner.

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u/Isosceles_Kramer79 5h ago

Like Athena, she spawned from his head.

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u/Khman76 6h ago

Same with my daughter. My wife is Asian and I'm Western. Our daughter has no Asian trait at all. It happens often that people think she is baby-sitting or keeping an eye on her, not that she is the mom.

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u/goodkittygurl 6h ago

No DNA needed.. she is a Lesnar !!!

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u/wawacoffee22 6h ago

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u/howimetyourcakeshop 6h ago

Absolutely would. Bet she can squeeze your dick of with her vagina muscles without effort.

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u/wawacoffee22 6h ago

I’m having second thoughts

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u/ScikPK 6h ago

bet it would rip ur shit smoove off if she flexed it

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u/unlmtdLoL 5h ago

Her body is banging. Good for her to have confidence as well.

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u/Ok-Imagination-8016 5h ago

Any day of the week bro 🫡

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u/Working_Estate_3695 1h ago

Johnny Winter’s been hitting the gym and the peptides.

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u/ughlump 6m ago

Bro. No.

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u/rwags2024 6h ago

I briefly saw a female track star. I’m still not sure I actually enjoyed getting pinned down and fucked but I wasn’t slipping that vice grip

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u/Jacked_Hamster 6h ago

Viking genes are dominant

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u/AirwaytoHeaven 6h ago

Mom’s genes made her 5 2

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u/Head-Guidance-6429 6h ago

Nah, the Mothers Haaland.

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u/CookiePond 5h ago

She didn't inherit his face, she straight-up downloaded it

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u/GirthWagon 6h ago

She IS my son.

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u/Cultural-Honeydew671 5h ago

More testosterone than a trans woman

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u/Adventurous-Start874 5h ago

As a father to sons, sometimes I imagine the day when they are bigger, taller, tougher, better than me. I can't imagine wondering the same about a daughter. My heart goes out to Brock.

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u/soopadrive 4h ago

Are we officially replacing Chuck Norris jokes with Brock Lesnar? I need to know this so I can start building my repertoire

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u/SarcasmWarning 2h ago

I heard that Brock Lesnar's daughter is so strong, her dad is Brock Lesnar.

Also, what did he birth her out of? Marble?

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u/floriemida 6h ago

All the entire character creation screen was really passed on

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u/unforchunit 6h ago

she simply came to be. he wanted a son but she clearly has other plans

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u/Any_Asparagus8267 6h ago

She turned chicken shit into chicken salad

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 6h ago

That's the biggest hernia I've ever seen

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u/No-Letterhead-4711 5h ago

It's like Zeus and Athena

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u/Far_Silver 5h ago

Athena had a mother. It's just that Zeus swallowed mom (who survived because she was immortal) and gave birth to their child by having his son cut his head open with an ax.

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u/cloudofevil 2h ago

Maybe more like Enki. There were a few ancient male gods that swallowed their own semen or used some other method to produce pure divine offspring.

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u/Pleasant-Metal7065 5h ago

That’s a handsome young lady

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u/RaisinWorried3528 4h ago

He literally shot her out of his penis onto the floor and she already had teeth

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u/BandanaWaddleDee0 3h ago

Created a daughter via mitosis

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u/IzmirSloppy 30m ago

Holy shit I thought it was AI enhanced at first that’s insane

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u/tonguepuncher88 6h ago

I bet she gives the absolute best handies.

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u/Prudent-Aspect5085 6h ago

I highly doubt that.

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u/Itchywasabi 6h ago

Yeah. Brock should worry if she doesn't look like that.

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u/Hovie1 6h ago

Out his pee hole

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u/MagnusThrax 5h ago

Who's gonna be the first competitors father to challenge her gender?

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u/Shade_Of_Virgil 5h ago

New mitosis meme drop

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u/Extension_Cut_8994 5h ago

So I had to look up her mom. Yeah, she's his clone.

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u/Intelligent_Praline4 5h ago

She makes Kayla Harrison look like a model

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u/Outrageous_Olive_489 5h ago

Kinda looks like fatty Paddy!

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u/Sneezy6510 5h ago

Bred my mitosis, Cut his arm off and grew another one.

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u/GucciTheSnowman 5h ago

Right: Brock Lesnar

Left: Brock wearing a wig.

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u/Shadowsnake30 5h ago

That's a daughter you wouldn't mess with as the dad doesn't mess around.

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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid 5h ago

So you're saying that Brock Lesnar is secretly a Hutt?

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u/Aspiring_Author26 5h ago

You know he named her too 🤭😌

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u/thesteelreserve 4h ago

she was conceived from him blamming onto a side of beef.

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u/BobJoeBlo 4h ago

Like Athena born from Zeus.

The Immatrical Conception.

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u/DarkSister912 4h ago

Oh no, mom's genes definitely tried but just got suplexed into a coma during the process.

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u/BeautifulArtichoke37 3h ago

I bet he’s really proud of her though

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u/Special_Yak_5306 3h ago

Ngl, she legit seems cool as shit. Not cool to talk about a persons physical features. So many keyboard warriors here. Best if you said that shit to her face, she would fuck you up haha

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u/MortimerOverdrive 3h ago

The answer to Mya Lesnar? is yes

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u/Friendly-Box312 3h ago

He nutted in a Whey protein container and Kaboomm 💥

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u/No-Bobcat-6830 3h ago

Still not convinced thats not Brock in a wig. 

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u/jabsaw2112 2h ago

She scares me. And im a grown assed man.

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u/phillymonqw 2h ago

On the left or right?

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u/miminstlouis 2h ago

He should have swallowed 

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u/LumpyOrganization332 2h ago

Im scared for her boyfriend, sheesh, any objections and he get her rendition of the F-5

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u/ric0n408 1h ago

The bf is an absolute unit himself

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u/SignalAssumption8901 2h ago

Which is which?

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u/Asoto408 1h ago

He flexed and she popped out

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u/DlABETOR 1h ago

do you think she also got the (alleged) rapist gene?

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u/MommyBurton 53m ago

This is the definition of “she’s built like her dad”

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u/anonareyouokay 49m ago

When the judge denies your request for a DNA test.

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u/IAmNotMyName 19m ago

He glomed onto a side of beef.

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u/Final_Tune3512 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3l49XILXq95TRAnDNA

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 3h ago

Yes, Sable is Brock's wife....Mya's step-mother

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u/Super-Perception-278 2h ago

I reckon Mia could take her lol

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u/beelzebob909 5h ago

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u/MSGisking 5h ago

Retarded repost

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u/yetiflask 3h ago

If she goes for a sex change, they'll give her estrogen instead.

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u/Melkor-The-Mighty 2h ago

Ugliest goddamned woman on earth

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u/Jon__Snuh 5h ago

CSU sucks, GO BUFFS!

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u/Mr-FurleyX1 5h ago

The only time she was in Boulder she placed first at the Colorado Invitational and dominated her field events.

Mya captured both the NCAA Indoor and Outdoor National Championships in the shot put.

Consider it lucky that CU didn’t have to compete against her…Mya is your daddy

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