r/SipsTea • • 7h ago

We have fun here Trump the Indian Street Vendor

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u/MinimumApricot365 6h ago

Gavinder Neesham had me dying

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u/Catch_Me_Later9572 6h ago

The fake news media will claim the samosas are burnt, but they’re actually perfectly golden.

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u/CallMeGlarthir 6h ago

Whoever started this JD Vance morph is a legend

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u/OwnConsideration5175 6h ago

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u/Catch_Me_Later9572 6h ago

Nobody makes pani puri better than me it’s huge, folks, absolutely tremendous flavor!c

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u/Fluffy-Greenn 6h ago

Whoever made the first one deserves a medal. I can't unsee it now every time he talks.

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u/CallMeGlarthir 6h ago

Its so perfect.

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u/bluurks 6h ago

That trump is not fat enough and the arms are too big. Do better, ai.

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u/teahugger 6h ago

Wait, this is ai?

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u/pacers82 6h ago

No, it is SI.

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u/Sk8ordie79 6h ago

Swimsuit edition?

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u/StrawberryTerry 6h ago

I genuinely dont think AI could make Trumps irl physique make the movements we see in the video. It would be too grotesque and look kind of unrealistic, which tbf is how he looks irl.

Its a bit of a catch 22. If it made Trump look realistic, then him doing this stuff would look too unrealistic.

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u/Jonnyflash80 6h ago

Perhaps a Trump/Elon hybrid?

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u/-ThisIsHellOnEarth- 6h ago

I mean the amount of loose skin it would need to generate alone could fry the cpus of just about every data centre in the western hemesphere.

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u/trukkija 6h ago

This is what he'd look like if he actually worked for a living though

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u/Trenin23 6h ago

He looked pretty competent.

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u/Drmlk465 6h ago

When Trump walked over and slapped Vance laying down 💀💀💀

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u/kineticstar 6h ago

RFK Jr. looking lost checks out!

https://giphy.com/gifs/bCVopWqzhdFYd1Rxrw

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u/Sir_Thequestionwas 6h ago

Rfk was in the video

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u/JurorOfTheSalemTrial 6h ago

In a doctor's coat too 😂

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u/EfficiencyBrief2138 6h ago

I laughed waay to hard at this

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u/FrontLocal2264 6h ago

How can he slap?

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u/jackflash223 6h ago

The only appropriate use for AI. It’s wonderful!

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u/Danilo-11 6h ago

He likes AI, throw it back at him

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u/dinkydeath 3h ago

This implies they actually know how to perform manual work.

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u/lildick519 2h ago

Wow, I underestimated what renaming AI to SI can achieve. Huge break through.

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u/Haberdashery_Tea 6h ago

Haters will say it's ai

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u/OK_Cornelius_826 6h ago

See this is how you use ai.

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u/trukkija 6h ago

This is my favorite AI slop short I've seen.

I think it's not because of the characters themselves because there are a million AI videos of these guys together, but more that most them really do fit much better being drunk in robes at a sauna night rather than in ill-fitting suits.

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u/maelbowfeelfunny 6h ago

The train stalking in the background is a nice touch. 

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u/No-Faithlessness3345 6h ago

This was great, bring it back immediately

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u/Fun_Environment3792 6h ago

Lol bruh why did he punch him in the leg like that

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u/NiloValentino88 6h ago

I love this

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u/lost21gramsyesterday 6h ago

What did we do before AI slop?

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u/Mother-Attention2600 3h ago

Waited for epsodes of SNL, Chappelle Show, cracked wise with the guys at work. You know.

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u/alucardian_official 4h ago

You didnt stop to comment on it or teach it things

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u/Afrojones66 1h ago

Made actual content that was genuinely good.

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u/Magiktlan 6h ago

Really? Is the dum AI slop necessary?

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u/Nice_Usual_9305 6h ago

He was a millionaire by the time he was 5, he’s never done a day’s hard work in all his life.

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u/Potential_Donkey8458 6h ago

Trump got a million-dollar head start from his dad and turned it into billions. I wouldn't say he didn't work hard, but he definitely never had to do manual labor.

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u/Nice_Usual_9305 5h ago

You need to research. That has been proven to be a lie everything about him is a lie. Look for All County Building Supply and Maintenance.

Here’s some info:

All County Building Supply & Maintenance was a sham company created in 1992 by Fred Trump, co-owned by Donald Trump, his siblings, and cousin John Walter, to pass untaxed wealth and pad property invoices. [1, 2, 3]

Background and Ownership
Formation: Created in 1992 by Fred Trump. [1]
Co-owners: Donald Trump, his three siblings (Maryanne, Elizabeth, and Robert), and their cousin John Walter. [1, 2]
Location: Listed at the Manhasset, New York, home of John Walter. [1]

How the Scheme Worked
Padded Invoices: Vendors selling goods and services to Fred Trump's real estate properties sent invoices to All County. [1]
Markups: All County inflated the actual costs of materials and labor by 20% to 50% or more and billed Fred Trump's empire for the higher amount. [1, 2, 3]
Siphoning Cash: The extra money generated from the inflated bills was split among Donald Trump, his siblings, and John Walter. [1]
Gift Tax Evasion: The structure functioned as a way to transfer millions of dollars from Fred Trump to his children while avoiding high federal gift and inheritance taxes. [1, 2, 3]
Rent Hikes: The artificially inflated purchase costs were also used by Trump entities as a pretext to justify rent increases for rent-regulated tenants under New York law. [1]

Investigations and Fallout
The New York Times Investigation: The details of All County were brought to light in an extensive investigative report on The New York Times detailing the Trump family's financial history. [1]
Tenant Class-Action Lawsuits: Former tenants filed lawsuits against Donald Trump and the Trump Organization challenging the rent-stabilized overcharges tied to All County's purchasing and billing operations. [1]

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u/JayKaboogy 6h ago

Not quite as funny as abuela trump and JD Vancho, but I could watch these all day. Love how it’s kinda endearing

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u/icerom 1h ago

Me too, it's like the essence of his soul that is trapped inside the lustful beast he's become. It's sweet and a bit sad.

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u/Sand-Piper-Crossing 6h ago

the fact theres a Pakistani guy who looks alot like trump lol.

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u/smoothie_criminals 3h ago

That looks nasty! 🤢 🤮

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u/itz_ritz 2h ago

Haters will say this is AI.

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u/DerNecromancer 45m ago

AI is super kind to Trump’s physik

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u/Specialist_Grass2345 31m ago

I am not surprised why Indians don’t like Trump administration

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u/Independent-Log-4245 4m ago

That JD Vance though 🙏🏻😭

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 6h ago

Are the Indian phrases real or just Ai slop? If they're real can someone translate?

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u/Vast_Attitude5540 3h ago

I'll try but idk what sattu exactly even though I know it's a real thing. Anyway, there are two hindi sentences.

First one says their sattu doesn't have any sattu in ut. Again, not sure what this is exactly. It's like saying his lemonade doesn't have any lemons in it.

Second one says the business is just making good money.

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u/Madrascalcutta 2h ago

Sattu is chickpeas flour. It’s a staple in Bihar and Jharkhand. It’s one of the cheapest protein sources available.

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u/Repulsive-Ranger-437 6h ago

Equivalent of gibberish. Script makes no sense. Also, newsome is wearing a typical Muslim dress but has a Hindu name. The idols on the walls also make no sense. But the chaos is real unlike Trump’s Hindi.

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 5h ago

I figured as much, but thanks!

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u/Mother-Attention2600 3h ago

I hate the idea of ai, but why does it have to be so funny all the time. When he kicks the naan. 😄 🤣 

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u/reddit_liaisons 6h ago

Someone pls stop the AI slop

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u/autographplease 3h ago

Don’t understand the racism that you all love so much here

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u/phlegmcloud 3h ago

I am Indian. There is nothing racist about this dude. It's hilarious 😂

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u/keith2600 6h ago

I will never understand how people like this guy so much they want to see him all the time so much that they make AI videos of him

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u/qrcjnhhphadvzelota 6h ago

Fresh from his diaper.

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u/Whiteshovel66 6h ago

super fake, gotta be AI

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u/Knows_Earl63 6h ago

Its real

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u/thegneeb 0m ago

cinema