r/SipsTea • u/TailungFu • 12h ago
Lmao gottem Elon Musk's lawyers admit the $1M voter giveaway was rigged
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u/MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda 11h ago edited 11h ago
Why undisclosed? A crime was committed - why does he get to slink away with no one knowing the financial outcome?
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u/Size---Queen 11h ago
Two tiered justice system
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u/taez555 10h ago
So prison? Deportation? Firing Sqaud?
What’s the punishment?
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u/Crafty-Help-4633 10h ago
He gets to interfere with a second US election, the 2026 midterms.
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u/Lost-Comfort-7904 10h ago
And stick his tiny dick into every single countries businesses trying to independent movements going.
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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 10h ago
Unfortunately, this country is corrupt and justice system does nothing. He will face no time. At this point, he could probably k*ll someone and get away with it scot-free.
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u/Mean-Kaleidoscope873 10h ago
Legally, should this affect his status as a government contractor or his ability to receive government grants?
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u/Impossible_Ad_58 9h ago
Legally it should affect his immigration status and he should be kicked out.
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u/braumbles 9h ago
So he was buying votes. Why isn't he in jail?
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u/clyypzz 7h ago
If the Epstein circle isn't, why should he?
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u/braumbles 7h ago
Reminder, Epstein and his cronies thought Musk was too lame to rape kids with them, no matter how much he begged.
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u/chris5070 5h ago
I know the voter fraud is bad enough, but today has been a sad day.
Subs all over reddit white washing Elon by posting a Tesla Roadster marketing stunt car. Just days ago he cut Spacex Starlink service to a country defending themselves against an invader. No mention of the civilian deaths caused, just, hey look, a fake flying car,
He does some disgusting thing and then just points in the opposite direction and says. hey look flying car. and everyone forgets what he did 3 days ago.
Why do people let him get away with this shit.
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u/breakfast-hotcakes 28m ago
Because most people are stupid enough to fall for it. The majority of humans are so incredibly stupid.
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u/PervyODB 9h ago
We need to start punishing this sort of shit with "% of worth" fines.
Got $10 to your name? $5.
Got Musk wealth? Fucking HALF, bitch. Give it up.
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u/NotJoshFreeman 11h ago
winners were selected for their potential to serve as spokespeople rather than through a random draw.
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u/No_Dog8604 10h ago
These fuckers can’t help but cheat at literally EVERYTHING!
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u/SunshineSkies82 10h ago
That's the philosophy of people in the higher tier of life. Trying is for the poors.
Either you arrange for favorable circumstances or pay for success. It's sort of why we have astounding idiots coming out of prestigious ivy leagues and hyper geniuses flipping burgers and working at bars to pay for community college.
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u/TehGoad 11h ago
i don't settle for that.
GET HIM OUT OF HERE
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u/got-bent 10h ago
He’s an immigrant who committed a crime, right? Where’s the ICE boys when you need them?
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u/PreworkoutD 4h ago
His citizenship should be stripped away and he should be deported for this, right after he sits in prison for a few years first!
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u/Separate-Aioli-5838 11h ago
Can’t spell hat without hate.
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u/madadekinai 10h ago
"Can’t spell hat without hate."
Actually you can, you got it backwards.
It's meant to be you can't spell hate without hat.
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u/OneManSwarmOfDanger 10h ago
All the money in the world can't keep that guy from being the biggest asshole in the world...
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u/FernandoMM1220 9h ago
you would think people would realize theres no such thing as a random lottery by now
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u/Tarijeno 9h ago
Elon probably thinks he looks cool and aloof in this photo, but he just looks like Dwight doing his bad Jim impression.
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u/Elbobosan 7h ago
So he gets to buy his way out of committing blatant illegal election manipulation by admitting that he instead ran a fraudulent lottery for the purpose of committing blatant illegal election manipulation.
Who agreed to this? What are the names of the DA and Judge (assuming charges were filed) that agreed to this?
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u/MystikTrailblazer 9h ago
His new roadster will start being produced in 2028 and will have rocket propulsion, too.
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