r/SipsTea • • 18h ago

Gasp! Insane business model

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u/Jazzlike-Complaint67 18h ago

Brilliant move. Sell a $5 pillow for $10 but list a version for even more so the buyer thinks they are getting a deal.

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u/kytheon 16h ago

This is exactly how that works. Btw next time you'll notice this one too:

Small coffee E 3.-
Medium coffee E 4.50
Large coffee E 5.-

Wow for just E 0.50 you can upgrade from medium to large.
And here you are with a E 5.- coffee.

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u/Jazzlike-Complaint67 16h ago

Ah yes, the movie theater pricing model.

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u/iamwastingtimeyo 16h ago

Smuggle in your own food

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/PandaBroth 16h ago

I just found out in Australia you can literally walk in with grocery bag full of snacks and drinks and they don’t care. I saw someone had a full set of McD meal out in the open walk in to theater

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u/dweenimus 13h ago

I worked in a cinema maybe 20 years ago now. We didnt really give a crap back then as enough people still bought stuff. Unless it was a bollywood movie night. We'd have no sales of any food or drink those nights, so the powers that be clamped down on it one week. Made them all put their bags full of food in the store rooms

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u/throwaway60221407e23 15h ago

You don't even gave to snuggle it. When I went to see The Odyssey, I brought a backpack full of snacks. The lady who checked my ticket wanted to check inside for weapons (USA) and when she saw it was just snacks she waved me on through.

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u/iamwastingtimeyo 15h ago

Give me a snuggle please.

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u/kytheon 15h ago

May I present to you the greatest snuggler in the Seven Kingdoms.

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u/kytheon 16h ago

I usually do, fuck em. Also there's a supermarket literally next to the cinema.

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u/Neat_Writing_5967 9h ago

My ex-wife used to smuggle in apples. She brought in the loudest, most indiscreet food possible.

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u/SaltyWailord 9h ago

Did she also bring the pool boy?

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u/Neat_Writing_5967 9h ago

No, but she ran off with him.

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u/janetjacksontitty 16h ago

Movie theaters in general are hilarious. A "small" drink at my Regal is 32 oz. A small. And they always ask if I'd like to upgrade (yes, I know, they're likely required to ask).

No, just the bucket of soda will do, thanks.

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u/TheSultan1 16h ago edited 15h ago

Decoy Effect

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decoy_effect

The Wikipedia article focuses on adding a completely irrational option, but simply adding an overpriced middle option works as well.

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u/zaxo666 15h ago

Thanks for that link, I just spent 30 minutes in a rabbit hole about decision making when purchasing. I'm actually going to read some more about this later. Cheers.

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u/narf007 13h ago

If you want to get further into the weeds start looking at "pricing" but from the finance side. Many massive F500 companies have teams of people who handle pricing and financials--mostly for b2b. There's even a whole cert process for a 'CPP' from the Professional Pricing Society.

Literally people whose entire job is to analyze and model the markets, their business financials, forecasts, etc and individualize pricing structures per customer or segment. Every customer gets a different price. Sell product and services at the highest price each one is willing to pay.

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u/RhynoD 16h ago

See also: top and bottom shelf items. Middle shelf is usually the best margin for the store. The other two are mostly there to convince you that you don't want to buy cheap garbage (whether or not it's garbage) but you don't need the booshie stuff that's overpriced, so you go to the middle.

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u/WeirdYarn 15h ago

Jokes on them, I live for (and thanks to) cheap garbage.

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u/JanGuillosThrowaway 14h ago

Cheap garbage enjoyers unite!

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u/kytheon 15h ago

Sometimes the solution is another store. I love Baileys but the Lidl knockoff is 1/3 of the price.

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u/stukjetaart 15h ago

or this one:
Small coffee (160ml) € 3.50
Medium coffee (220ml) € 4.50
Large coffee (320ml) € 8.-

(customer) Wow, if I buy 2 smalls instead of the medium I wanted, I basically get a large and save 1 EUR. This barista is an idiot!
(barista) Ha, another genius who just paid 2.50 extra to save 1 EUR.

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u/ionlycome4thecomment 14h ago

In this example, why wouldn't the customer buy a small and medium so they get more coffee than a large at the same price? Assuming they wanted a large to begin with.

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u/Affordable_Z_Jobs 15h ago

Slowly raise retail prices. Have a sale. Same price before it was slowly increased. 

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u/HopefulCarry9693 18h ago

We Dutch loooove a deal

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u/AzaghaI 14h ago

Old Russian joke:

Rabínovich is selling watermelons at the Privoz market under a sign: "One watermelon — 3 rubles. Three watermelons — 10 rubles."

A man comes up and buys one watermelon for three rubles, then another watermelon for three rubles, then another watermelon for three rubles — and on his way out he says to Rabínovich with a grin:

"Look, I bought three watermelons and only paid 9 rubles! You don't know how to do business!"

Rabínovich watching him go:

"And it's always like this — they take three watermelons instead of one, and then they teach me commerce..."

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u/International-Bus399 17h ago

Imagine, as a dutch, buying the dutch version and it came with a tag saying "french flag pillow". I'd lose my shit

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u/Thomsie13 17h ago

As a Dutchie, as long as I still paid the 10€ I wouldn’t mind.

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u/Kooky-Rhubarb-3426 17h ago

This is the most Dutch response ever lol

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u/PrimedGold 17h ago

French dude who paid a €6 premium for French Pillow when he gets the Dutch Pillow
https://giphy.com/gifs/4vQyO4VgU8XngKKhDx

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u/ThinkJuicy 16h ago

Just check the “made in china” tag so u can both be disappointed

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u/Yontamen89 18h ago

There are levels.

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u/Long-Lettuce3146 17h ago

Turned my phone sideways. Can confirm.

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u/Dangerous-Amphibian2 17h ago

I don’t want the levels!

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u/Hot-Adeptness7155 17h ago

Are you calling the French stupid or the Dutch cheap?

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u/Next-Post9702 16h ago

As a dutch, true on both

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u/69RovnaSeSmich 16h ago

As a french, I don't understand

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u/familysizepunkinpie 15h ago

As a Belgian...

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u/Next-Post9702 15h ago

Honestly the Belgian flag should've just been a 45deg dutch flag

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u/ApartInfluence4429 14h ago

A french doormat with a German bootprint

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u/Kian-Tremayne 17h ago

Both? Both is good.

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u/ScreeennameTaken 16h ago

It really depends. If they did it the legit way, then it does change. Its all about the zipper placement.

It has to be at the bottom so that it doesn't bother. So if there is an actual zipper at the bottom of the pillows as shown here, then the french one has a to be sewn going through 2 bumps of double fabric, where the white meets with the other colours, while on the dutch, it will be sewn straight on just the blue part.

So if its manufactured correctly then you have two different products with two different manufacting requirements. If its scummy, and you have the same pillow just rotated... welp...

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u/ThatUsrnameIsAlready 16h ago

The fabric might have a pile with directionality, too.

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u/yetiflask 16h ago

You know zipper can also be at the back, right?

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u/ScreeennameTaken 15h ago

Yeah and i friggin hate them at the back cause man if the stuffing is a touch too big or stiff, you have to punch the rest in after you put one side in.

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u/canteloupy 15h ago

My thought was that they make the pattern first and then when you cut it one way you can make fewer pillows than if you cut it the other way.

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u/MGFJ 16h ago

FARMERS DEFENCE FORCE
€20,00

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u/Charming-Line-375 16h ago

Je hebt ook nog lijpe VOC vlag die op 1/3de van alle binnenvaart hangt.

25E.

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u/thmoas 16h ago

dit is waarom ik soms op rdit zit

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u/the_alfredsson 16h ago

Hey, leave the Schleswig-Holstein pillow alone!

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u/juicyman69 17h ago

"Red, White and Blue - Patriotic Pillow"

$20 US.

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u/Puzzled-Wind9286 17h ago

Made in China.

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u/wowhorrior 16h ago

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u/LaserPanzerWal 14h ago

I can hear the picture.

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u/Mulkaccino 15h ago

Plus 7.75% tax, "Would you like to round up?" for Children's fund, and $3.99 shipping on orders less than $75.

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u/mrTrofle 18h ago

Wait till you hear abt Indonesia, Poland and Monaco

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u/water_fountain_ 17h ago

Those three have different ratios, but yeah. (They also use different shades).

But wait until you hear about Chad and Romania! Both use a ratio of 2:3, but only Romania specifies the exact shades of colors. Technically every Romanian flag you see could be a Chadian flag, but not every Chadian flag could be a Romanian flag. Typically Chadian flags are darker, but they don’t have to be.

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u/Odd-Wheel5315 15h ago edited 14h ago

"Lord of War" reference in the wild.

Yuri: "F**k use is that?!? He's painting a name registered in the f**king Netherlands!"
Vitaly: "I've got a French flag."
Yuri: "...So?"
Vitaly: "Turn it sideways, and it's Dutch."

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u/Ecstatic-Resident-89 13h ago

Kinda disappointed I had to scroll this much to get to it. Thought more people would point it out.

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u/Consistent_Kale_3625 12h ago

How much closer to the top of scrolling is there above the top comment? Is there like Reddit Premium or something that I don't have that shows the real top comments or something?

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u/Asgardian_Force_User 13h ago

I came here for this reference!

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u/Fern-ando 13h ago

There are too many flags that are just red, white and blue lines.

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u/zaraxia101 12h ago

You're welcome, a Dutch guy.

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u/Critical-Cost9068 12h ago

The Netherlands not having orange is a crime against God and Man

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u/zaraxia101 12h ago

The red used to be more orange back in the day

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u/TheKnightWhoSaisNi 10h ago

We used to, but red was more practical and later on the local nazi's started using the orange version so 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Competitive-Yard-442 16h ago

Also this one

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u/ForgottenGrocery 16h ago

Monaco pillow is $350

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u/QuentinQC 17h ago

Give it a couple years and BAM, Luxembourg.

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u/Left-Push2440 18h ago

is this a tax on people who don't know how gravity works?

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u/Inevitable_Space_568 17h ago

bruh gravity ain't gonna pull the colours down

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u/P0werFighter 17h ago

No it's a tax on dumb people. You're dumb ? You pay more.

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u/Sensitive_Bat_9211 15h ago

And, of course, we assume france has more dumb people

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u/P0werFighter 15h ago

French people don't buy stuff with the french flag on it (well, some do but they deserve to pay 16€ for it).

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u/Limp-Firefighter1054 17h ago

How gravity works?

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u/Familiar-Cable-2659 17h ago

g = pi²

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u/scuac 14h ago

Engineering tells me that doesn’t work. g = 10 and pi = 3

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u/Familiar-Cable-2659 12h ago

You're bad at what you do if you don't know that 3*3=10

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u/scuac 12h ago

Touché 😅

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u/Often_Forgotten2 12h ago

A tax on the fr*nch

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u/KQYBullets 12h ago

Tbf one s*de of the p*llow is l*nger, so it doesn’t quite w*rk.

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u/Intrinsic_Idiot_3076 17h ago

Well, geometry.

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u/DevelopmentNo5632 16h ago

Gravity is what makes you able to rotate a pillow? 

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u/LetReasonRing 17h ago

I think it's a tax on people who think French equals fancy. 

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u/Low-Dog-8027 12h ago

it's a scam.

i bought the french flag and they delivered the dutch flag to me instead.

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u/yamadut 9h ago

I know how to make it more sellable - 'Buy two French pillow - get one Dutch for free' !

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u/AkulaTheKiddo 17h ago

Cant you see... if you turn it around it goes red white blue, not blue white red...

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u/Starscream147 17h ago

I prefer the diamond shreddies, myself.

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u/iWhacko 16h ago

nice one

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u/Steel_Rail_Blues 16h ago

First thing I thought! ♥️

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u/Deep_Mood_7668 18h ago

Why isn't the French pillow white

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u/Rushxdd 18h ago

The French would protest

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u/Wholesomebob 17h ago

Isn't white the flag off the South?

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u/Far_Silver 17h ago

There was a time (actually two time periods) when that was the flag of the French Navy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_ensigns

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u/7FFF00C 18h ago

Also Schleswig-Holstein flag

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u/Tiny-Albatross518 16h ago

If you think this is cool you won’t believe the “diamond Shreddies/ square Shreddies” ad campaign they did here in Canada.

Made you hold your chin and smile.

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u/OkFaithlessness2652 17h ago

Works the same on the bond market

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u/kirbydabear 17h ago

French flag bottom zipper has to go across 3 colors, dutch its sewn for one color and easier

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u/tumbleweed_092 17h ago

What do they charge for Polish, Monaco and Indonesian pillows?

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u/MtBoaty 17h ago

there must be easier ways to launder money

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u/True-Excuse-1688 16h ago

It's because with the French one, you're also paying for the cheese scent.

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u/Gigatonosaurus 16h ago

Shouldn't the Netherland's blue be lighter?

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u/Egosuma 16h ago

Wait until you see the dutch protest flag (Upside down) for double the price !

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u/sadolddrunk 14h ago

Do they have them in Belgian and German as well?

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u/Hatiskjoll 14h ago

Imagine you order a french flag but receive a dutch one instead. Ugh.

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u/intravenousTHC 13h ago

Link? This is fake and made with AI. Obviously.

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u/japanb 13h ago

That's how a Japan hotel said the Single was sold out, the Double was just the same room with an extra pillow

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u/gold-pippau 10h ago

Makes sense. Us Dutchies are cheap, but the French have that extra "je ne sais quoi".

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u/DDPJBL 14h ago

Not only would the Fr*nch buy it, they would complain if the Fr*nch one was not a separate and more expensive item.

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u/PrimedGold 13h ago

What is wrong with saying French instead of Fr*nch lol

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u/gorillasvapetoo 13h ago

Watch your profanity pal

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u/BirdlessFlight 13h ago

People who self censor anything on reddit are weird

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u/SorrelJuice 13h ago

It’s a joke no one is actually censoring the word French

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u/DDPJBL 13h ago

Thank you, one guy gets it.

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u/SorrelJuice 13h ago

My ex gf was ***** I get it

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u/resodx 13h ago

Fuck the Fr*nch

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u/Capivaras_assassinas 12h ago

They're clearly not square shaped and thus not symmetrical though. It is a different item.

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u/Esketubeze 12h ago

I'm french i'm not a stupid dutch, give me three french flag !

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u/casabel 18h ago

turn to the right (wing) effect

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u/_VanillaCove 18h ago

Now why didn't I thought of this...

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u/Austral_Owl 18h ago

There were too many similar flags, such as those of Croatia, Paraguay, and Yugoslavia, which only differed by having a coat of arms or a symbol added to the center. The previous Chilean flag was also the same as the Dutch flag, but with the colors reversed.

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u/Existing_Dust_6473 18h ago

Everyone knows French people do not like to rotate stuff.

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u/PacificPacifistic 18h ago

Wait until you find out about how they price soda sizes lol

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u/imaragingtransfemlez 17h ago

Fr*nch? Hell nah

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u/qwokwa 17h ago

I know this is a meme but realistically you wouldn't want to just rotate a pillow that's meant to sit one way cause if there's a zipper, it'll show. A lot of people prefer to not see the zipper. For those who don't care, rotate away.

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u/Unique-Charity7024 16h ago

Also these pillows are not square, they are in 7x6 format. Putting one on the short side will look different.

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u/LucyLilium92 16h ago

Depends if the pillows are square

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u/OkBorder3599 16h ago

"Bro, I have an insane business idea."

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u/theenkos 16h ago

wait to find out the price difference between Polish and Indonesia pillows

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u/acrus 16h ago

Looks like a good reason for a protest

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u/Happy-Evening-Sun 16h ago

How much for a Schleswig-Holstein pillow?

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u/l35trade 16h ago

Whats the point? Do you know how expensive the labor is that you have to hire to turn the cushion right-handed at all times so that it remains the French flag?

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u/ReadnW 16h ago

What about Luxemburg?
Wash pillow a lot?

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u/ER_Jujube 16h ago

They hate us because they envy us.

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u/MaddMax92 16h ago

Y'all do realize they are wider than they are tall, right?

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u/StarLegacy1214 15h ago

I keep thinking the Dutch flag is orange, white, and blue.

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u/RBR927 15h ago

There will be riots on the streets of Paris over this…

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u/Panzerfaust_Style 15h ago

Now they need to do a Poland and an Indonesia pillow 😂

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u/Yes_No_Sure_Maybe 15h ago

They know how cheap us Dutchies are.

Frenchies on the other hand have their pride, they will buy the expensive one out of spite.

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u/plurien 15h ago

Brit here. Bought a cushion of our flag. Cost me £1 from a shop called Poundland.
Guess we are that cheap these days.

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u/No_Welder7908 15h ago

Not the same blues and reds according to official specs.

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u/thurminate 15h ago

They have to pay me to get those pillows

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u/RudThreeTrees 15h ago

what about the zipper?

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u/SQL_INVICTUS 15h ago

Payback time

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u/Yeet-Retreat1 15h ago

The French one falls apart at the seams at the slightest pressure.

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u/didierDH 15h ago

Also works as a Yugoslavia pillow

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u/Jiquero 15h ago

A Finland store used to have the same Finnish flag sold as "Suomen lippu" for 9 € and "Suomenlippu" for 10 €. The first one is the correct spelling, so I guess they just realized it's easy way to get more money from dumber people.

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u/CriticalLifeguard183 15h ago

The know the dutch are cheap, so it is no pillow or ..,.. some idiot french idiot that wants to cheap out. Because we arent nationalistic in the Netherlands almost no flags here

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u/IamGRAY8 15h ago

KONO - K O N O!

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u/Zealousideal-Eye2727 15h ago

You can put upsidedown either One, and complain you received the wrong One for a refund💀😂

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u/Final-Destiny-7 15h ago

Reminds me of Lord of War 😂

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u/JoeyJoeC 15h ago

Whole image is AI.

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u/floatinghaloo 14h ago

Same pillow, but one of them goes on strike

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u/boomerberg 14h ago

Hey, I ordered the French pillow but you sent me the Dutch one by mistake.

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u/hazufel56 14h ago

Cool👍

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u/osolovim 14h ago

dutch pillow needs to cost more they are significantly richer than french

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u/Ok-Fill-8925 14h ago

All purchased from Russia for 100 Rubles after the manager realized a slight problem.

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u/Whole_Mirror_5168 14h ago

Business Model Expanded

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u/CommanderOshawott 14h ago edited 14h ago

Well isn't one of the primary policy goals of introducing taxes to discourage morally disagreeable behaviour?

In this case there is clearly a stand being taken against the morally repugnant choice of being French

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u/Space_Sweetness 14h ago

Intelligence test

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u/HerbertInTheWoods 14h ago

This implies that the French will pay more

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u/Immediate-Base1861 14h ago

Turn the Dutch pillow upside down and you can make bank in the Netherlands 

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u/dsaysso 14h ago

demand based pricing here we come

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u/GestoNobre 13h ago

get an American pillow in your 0.01 change

😂 😄 😂 😄 😂 😄

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u/InformationUpbeat565 12h ago

Combine them to make the thai flag

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u/AsparagusGeneral3699 12h ago

Nobody pay those kind of pillows