I ate an orange in the shower tonight. It didn't feel any different from eating a normal orange? Did I do something wrong during the process? Do I simply need to eat more oranges?

Unpack? No. Set up furniture? No. Change mailing address? No. Priorities.

aside from the citrusy fog irritating my eyes when we stayed in there way too long, that was fuckin awesome

That was something. Stumbled into this sub from somebody's comment I saw. First I laughed cause of how ODD it seemed. Then I kept thinking about it. It was nice but I wish I had an orange or multiple mandarins.

I heard it was supposed to feel amazing but it was underwhelming. I ate a tangerine in the shower. It was good but it didn’t cure my poverty, obesity nor human relations. I now realize that this sub is a trap to make redditors shower. I will never forgive r/ShowerOrange for tricking me into taking a shower.

it was a matter of seconds- no- milliseconds until i gnawed into the first orange. i ripped off its skin with my teeth and ate any insides attatched to it. i was on all fours, gnawing at this fruit, the juices streamed down my chin to my chest, and next thing i knew, the oranges were gone. what remained was the peel. i relieved myself on the remains and forever will be proud of my victory today.

🤤

I pick them off the floor of my tub and remove the peels, violently, with my teeth. I then bask in the citrusy aroma as i laugh maniacally. Meanwhile, my cat stares at me with great concern in his eyes.

Pre-chilled in the refrigerator; a full dozen is my dinner tonight

This sub has changed my life.

Plucked from the tree, incredibly juicy, felt like I was being waterboarded with citrus

I’m addicted

I ran out of oranges.

After stumbling on the concept via a random Reddit post, just had my first orange in the shower. 100% on board, the steam with the oils, the fact I can just tear into the orange without the consequences of feeling sticky. This is how oranges were meant to be eaten.

I have a tonne load of oranges and orange peels from juicing from my tree this year and I don’t know what to do with them. I feel like it’s such a waste throwing them out. I’ve tried to make cakes and biscuits but I’m needing some new ideas 🙏

First time shower mango. It’s technically orange.

Shower chairs are fuckin’ awesome, btw.

My whole household has some kinda flu, have been meaning to try this for ages and decided it was finally time. 10/10. The contrast of the super hot water on my body and the cold juice was heavenly

Best impulse buy of the year so far. My bathroom smells incredible and I got to have an orange!! 🍊 🚿 it’s basically free aromatherapy.