r/ShitAmericansSay • u/AutoModerator • 1d ago

The Weekly The Weekly for October 16th, 2026

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/UncleSlacky • Jul 17 '22

📢 MOD ANNOUNCEMENT REMINDER - DO NOT COMMENT IN POSTED THREADS. This is a form of brigading (which has caused subs to be banned in the past) and offenders will be permanently banned.

546 Upvotes

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Cebra23 • 7h ago

„The UK isn’t in Europe“

823 Upvotes

72 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Icetraxs • 6h ago

Ancestry "I also find it interesting to learn about my European roots. I’ve noticed when traveling to Ireland, that the Irish tend to talk shite about Irish-Americans who come to visit. I’ve noticed that most Irish-Americans take more pride in their Irish ancestry than actual Irish people"

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334 Upvotes

With some bonus screenshots

172 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Significant-Sea-593 • 4h ago

"Because its better then EU"

208 Upvotes

37 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/HighWaterSheriff • 18h ago

Europe "We are unlikely to be bothered [by pickpockets] because we look American"

2.4k Upvotes

336 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/LucyLovesApples • 4h ago

Because I like to put food in my Mouth???

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190 Upvotes

99 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/PresnikBonny • 1d ago

AmeriKKKan """Healthcare""" "Why would we be scared? Universal healthcare sucks."

5.2k Upvotes

552 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Pupaak • 6h ago

Americans: Drinks water People in Europe Gets offended

161 Upvotes

84 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/swapacoinforafish • 1d ago

Language "Whenever I hear someone speak in British/UK English, it's like someone running Windows 95 in 2026"

6.7k Upvotes

444 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/False_Slide_3448 • 7h ago

Socialism

75 Upvotes

40 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/SetLow3547 • 15h ago

[…] are proudly made right here in the USA, where integrity still matters.

306 Upvotes

62 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DillyDallyDooo • 36m ago

States really are as diverse as many European countries

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Unironically commented on a post about r/shitamericanssay

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/winkysocks21 • 47m ago

Real American hero’s

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/awesomedew • 9h ago

“they try their best to enforce socialism while calling themselves a democratic capitalist country”

47 Upvotes

This is a wild take… Trump only likes dumb people, why would intelligent people like him?

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Pupaak • 1d ago

Have you seen europeans teeth? Hygiene is low on their list.

1.2k Upvotes

184 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Onnimanni_Maki • 20h ago

Military Because we fund yalls defense and manufacture majority of your defense assets.

142 Upvotes

Context: the comment was a response to a comment which pointed out that only Americans voted on a map poll that "Americans are self-centered" is the most wrong country stereotype.

81 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Abject_Equipment3869 • 1d ago

“Americans are Irish lol”

503 Upvotes

168 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Umimme • 1d ago

(About Slovak pop singer Adéla) "she would be a barefoot and pregnant khia pickling cabbage in slovakia if she didn't have the greatness of american art and culture to aspire to and imitate"

2.4k Upvotes

268 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/logos__ • 22h ago

Georgia " I do believe when spelling out Georgia the assumption should be made the state is being talked about over the country"

151 Upvotes

59 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Ok_Prior2199 • 1d ago

History “America is a word made up by Americans”

2.2k Upvotes

179 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/AntiSocialFCK • 1d ago

These people have no concept of geo politics and the impact US aid has globally. The stability the US presence in Europe provides. Pull that support and Russia and China immediately Invade Europe.

163 Upvotes

People unironically believe this ?

119 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/xtheresia • 1d ago

Europe "europeans be like: 'if i have a mild headache i just take a week off of work to nap, i dont get why americans just take pain meds' and im just like, wondering why we havent annexed them yet"

4.0k Upvotes

651 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Grambo08 • 1d ago

Losing Teeth and Winning Wars since 1776

508 Upvotes

Saw this on r/hockey.

137 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/FamiliarCombination9 • 1d ago

Politics F you Brit! You still need to be thanking you US every day as you'd be speaking German or Russian now if it weren't for the BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!! How's that Brexit coming along? Do you have another prime minister thus month? Or are you crying bitch tears about Man City not being relegated?

595 Upvotes

To be fair to this guy, I was really impressed at how he managed to include some many talking points in one post.

WW2, Brexit, prime minister and Man City? Is that a record?

Don't know why he's so angry though 😂

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