r/SCJerk • u/SlipperyKooter • 20h ago

A new 5'9 challenger with no personality has arrived. DAE gamechanger???

507 Upvotes

315 comments

r/SCJerk • u/mfenton29 • 21h ago

Shit, after tonight, I'm convinced Ciampa will feud with an inanimate object and it will still be GOATed.

401 Upvotes

150 comments

r/SCJerk • u/SlipperyKooter • 19h ago

Kyle Fletcher impressed

299 Upvotes

95 comments

r/SCJerk • u/NotClayMerritt • 19h ago

Thekla no selling the Mone Maker and dancing her way to the back was just part of the lore bro you need a high IQ to understand the story telling level they're operating at

266 Upvotes

91 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Radiant_Guava6332 • 20h ago

You just don't understand good comedy spots! This shit had my wife and the whole living room laughing.

217 Upvotes

71 comments

r/SCJerk • u/h667 • 11h ago

DAE Thekla not good enough for the division?

189 Upvotes

She always does things her way and is not great with authority.

121 comments

r/SCJerk • u/LAC4LIFE • 21h ago

FILLER PPV MY ASS

190 Upvotes

I can name atleast 100 Young Bucks matches that are 5 star worthy.

Mercedes beat some nobody, who could have predicted that??

41 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Severe-Cable1536 • 23h ago

It's Dub PPV day. You know what that means!

154 Upvotes

13 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Informal-Cap4785 • 20h ago

When you see what your former tag team partner has been up to in his new job.

131 Upvotes

8 comments

r/SCJerk • u/TheMaskedHeelMark2 • 23h ago

[AEW WrestleDream Spoilers] Return Spoiler

120 Upvotes

OMG SWITCH HITTER JAY WHITE IS BACK FOR THE 83RD TIME! GAME CHANGER!

nvm just got injured again. Gonna save this post and resubmit it in 3 months.

17 comments

r/SCJerk • u/TaylorsOnlyVersion • 9h ago

It’s Wednesday night, you’re turning on AEW. You see yet another 5’9 white guy from WWE is making over-exaggerated angry faces at the camera as people politely clap. You roll your eyes and turn it off. You’re done with giving AEW another chance.

116 Upvotes

71 comments

r/SCJerk • u/BoxCon1 • 10h ago

How many nda rejections did it take to perfect this defense mechanism

98 Upvotes

59 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Second_City_Saint • 20h ago

Thekkla should ask for her release

90 Upvotes

Fucking Laveck buried her again. She should go to the good guys instead. M'Anthony will treat her like the star she is.

Wait, WHAT!?

16 comments

r/SCJerk • u/MomoWatanabeAce • 13h ago

Rise and shine Intellexuals! The King demands you wake up

87 Upvotes

2 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Puzzleheaded-Link416 • 23h ago

Jeff Jarrett, still on that retirement tour, right?

86 Upvotes

45 comments

r/SCJerk • u/KC27150 • 23h ago

[AEW WrestleDream Spoilers] [AEW WrestleDream Spoilers] [AEW WrestleDream Spoilers] Spoiler

76 Upvotes

The tour is finally over.

34 comments

r/SCJerk • u/rsziz • 7h ago

I don't know why e-drones are complaining about Clockwork Carnage being a ridiculous match with inane rules. This chart clearly and easily breaks down how the match played out

76 Upvotes

46 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Lord_Zeffree • 19h ago

DAE Feeling restored?

73 Upvotes

I love watching a 6 hour PPV with no title changes and apron piledrivers and a complicated final match designed to get the title off the charisma vacuum champion just for him to win anyways

21 comments

r/SCJerk • u/anonymous-guy1 • 20h ago

You don't understand how good this PPV is - my wife (who looks like Mae Young) was howling while my in-laws stood up and applauded

74 Upvotes

My shrink told me it's okay to have a vivid imagination

13 comments

r/SCJerk • u/haz826 • 18h ago

DAE Randy Orton is the new Rated R Superstar 🏳️‍🌈❓

72 Upvotes

1 comment

r/SCJerk • u/BoxCon1 • 7h ago

Which wrestler had the best final send off?

62 Upvotes

And why was it Stang?

Vid unrelated, definitely didnt overshadow Stang's retirement match

22 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Gloomy-Ad-4788 • 11h ago

LOL at anyone who doubts AEW when they try a new match type.

61 Upvotes

picture unrelated to post. I thought the royal iron rumble survivor challenge was the best thing aew has ever done since last weeks best thing ever. so excited for dragon guy's debut on Wednesday. im betting it will be the best debut ever.

4 comments

r/SCJerk • u/NotClayMerritt • 21h ago

Jay White not actually being injured but saying he was so you could give Copeland the spot in Clockwork Carnage instead is......... BRILLIANT booking!!! 10/10! No notes!!!

55 Upvotes

15 comments

r/SCJerk • u/BoxCon1 • 8h ago

Just Enjoy Wrestling Jones here

51 Upvotes

23 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Jazzlike_Page508 • 21h ago

That’s why the Fed gives media training unlike LolTna! Amirite?

46 Upvotes

DAE TNA think tits and asses? And maybe Max should have shown some cheeks?

15 comments

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