To avoid roasting myself I wont mention how many days of work she just undid but just know it was a lot.

Now she’s grounded and mad about it.

Quick, help me come up with something to get back at her with.

If he isn’t trying to knock down doors waking us up to feed him then he’s probably taking his 10th nap of the day

Last one might be disturbing

My Cat has harnished the power of red mercury, although only on his back legs. Moreover, he is indeed wearing a tuxedo while doing this - what a champ.

yes yes i shouldn’t had left this out, but im so used to well behaved kitties 😞 also hes yawning in that photo lol

Today I chased a cat dripping poop around the house, bathed him on my own while he screamed and flung poop every which way, and then cleaned for 45 minutes. All I can smell is poop. For all I know I myself have become poop.

Edit; Yes, he is ill, this happened right when we arrived home from the vet, so he’s getting treatment!

Bubu is very diva and doesn't care about other people.

He's just...yeah