My mama (55, human) went out today, wherever it is humans go, and when she got back, she fed me (2m) and my sister (2f) and brother (6m). Then she went upstairs to work on the box with the buttons and the warm spot and the bright light. I was feeling a little ignored, so I gobbled up my food, went upstairs, and threw it up at her feet. Then I left and went back downstairs to finish my sister's dinner.

Mama grumbled about having to clean up after me, but I did throw up right at her feet, so she didn't have to go far. And I even threw up on the wood floor instead of the rug, to make it easier for her.

Now I'm trying to cuddle with her, and she won't let me lick her face! I'm purring as loud as I can, but she says she doesn't want pukey-tongue on her nose. I was a really good boy, though, throwing up right in front of her, so shouldn't I get to have my full snuggle experience? AITA, or is she being a bad mama?

Also, I dunno know how long she was gone, because I was busy watching Wildlife TV through the back door. It's my favourite show.

Looking for my next easy mark. Do you have a cat door and neighbors that would also feed me? Can you commit to 2+ hours of cuddles every single day? Is your garbage can uncovered? Are you a masochist? Help me improve my living situation, and I will aggressively keep you company for the rest of my life (or until I find something even better).

it's getting too political with its opinions😰☝️

He forgot which way up he’s supposed to be. Zero regard for normal cat posture

So I’ve been haunting my dad for a couple months now since I left the land in which the living walk and I used to have silly evil desires like normal but now all I crave is EVIL evil! Very evil. So extremely evil. Evil like never before.
I would tell my dad to put away the plastic bags and unattended cups but I cant due to being a ghost-cat. Does anyone else have this problem? I love my dad, he was nothing but good to me, but I’m just so dastardly now! Maybe it is the evil feline within. Maybe it’s my ancestors, I am a mau-tabby mix after all.
Here is one of my more purrfect pictures from when I roamed the land of the living. These paws were made for swatting and it seems that’s just what they’ll do.