As the title states , I am looking for a real connection/ possibly something romantic that will last longer then a day or one night.

I want to find the right person ,they do not have to be perfect because no one is . We all have our own issue, but maybe we could be perfect for each other . Texting every day talking about what's happing at work , drama or about anything. Steaming a show to we both fall asleep then trying to remember where we left off. Yes a romantic relationship is what i am looking for but i am also down to be friends with cool people i meet on here.

About me -

Would describe myself as a Nerd. Friends will describe me as a lay back and silly type of person but can be serious if i need to be. When i get to know someone i care about them .When i care about someone i will put in the effort to be there for them . Need a late night call so you do not feel lonely i am there , Just to vent about something to say i hate this person, dam right i am right behind you saying YA F THEM .

My hobbies are sitting down after a shift reading , watching TV/ANIME/HULU/Netflix, or playing video games. Huge star wars fan! Worry not i am not a basement goblin i do go outside and touch the grass often .Take showers on the daily and always smell nice. Outside of being a nerd i do enjoy the world of food making different recipes and trying new stuff at restaurants. My music taste is just like my taste in food. Its all over the place Sleep token , AJR , Elecrtic Callboy , Jvke , and The Weekend. My Spotify warp says i listen to 134 genres this year.

What i am looking for-

US or Canada ( time zone does not matter)

A yapper or someone that can text daily ( Do not want to be the only one starting conversations)

Someone to watch shows with until we both fall a sleep , A player 2 for co op games or in life.

Deal beakers for me

Anyone under 26 or over 35

Want to know more about me and get into more details just send a me a chat request.

you know, i had a really shitty day today.

in fact, it's been a pretty loooooong week. and while i sit in bed trying to enjoy a healthy dose of reality tv, i can't help but think of how nice it'd be to have someone to unwind with, to vent a little before moving on to better things, such as playing make-believe while we plan our wedding or pretend we've been married for ten years or meticulously dissecting the newest season of love is blind.

i've given this community a couple of tries, and while i haven't had much difficulty finding cool people to chat with, it's never turned into a long-term thing. we chat for a bit, they manage to make me laugh, sweeten me up just enough to get me to agree to move our convo somewhere else... and then the spark fizzles. is it tiring? yeah. even a little frustrating too. and yeah, perhaps it's asinine of me to want to remain hopeful but hey, i'm not the kind of girl who gives up easily.

so, here i am, once again... typing an essay in hopes it will reach someone super cute, super smart, super funny, and super into girls who behave like a black cat. which maybe isn't that smart of me, given that i am terrible at talking about myself unless i am being actively interrogated or whoever i am talking to manages to unlock the secret combination in my brain that triggers something that makes me yap for hours.

but hey, the whole point of this is for me to give you enough information to encourage you to message me, so here i go. i love movies in general and consider myself an annoying filmbro. and yes, i do love reality tv and pretending i watch it to turn my brain off when in reality i am letting it work overtime as i thoroughly analyze everything and everyone on my screen. i am also a huge horror lover to the point i sometimes get a bit too pretentious about it. i swear i am working on it, though! other hobbies include reading and writing. i love anything that is intellectually stimulating. so! finding someone who i can talk to for hours would be my dream. and sorry to say, i do love doomscrolling too because i feel the need to know everything and absorb as much knowledge as i can. i want to say i love video games too but my knowledge on that and other things considered geeky or nerdy is pretty surface-level. so please, tell me about what you are into! i've been told countless times that i am an incredible listener, so please, this is me offering to let you go on and on about your current hyperfixation. or something you just really, really like. maybe you'll even convince me to get into something new.

like say, a couple of weeks ago i was super into trying to fully get into star wars, so having someone to not only explain the lore to me, but have a healthy debate over why anakin is a perfect angel that did nothing wrong would've had tiny cartoon hearts and pink fumes surrounding me for days.

and because, sadly, looks do matter and love is not blind!!!! i will say i am a 5’2 brunette with brown eyes, fair-skinned mexican. definitely take pride on my appearance and would like someone who puts effort into themselves as well. i swear i don't mean to sound arrogant, but i am attractive. i am not overly superficial, but i do think physical attraction is important. i hate vibing with someone only to feel the spark is gone as soon as we share pictures. so, i would prefer if we could exchange them before we get too into our conversation. share with me, and i will be more than happy to do what's fair and show you what i look like. anyone is welcome! bi, trans inclusive, etc. bigots, and conservative folks do not apply. i'd like to stay within an age range of 27 - 40. i am college-educated, smart, funny, perfect, cultured, and so superb that meeting me is the kind of life-altering experience that'll have me living in your head rent-free. also, i am great at trivia. please coach, put me on your team.

okay, fine, i know what you're probably thinking.

and if i am soooo cool and soooo pretty, why am i on reddit? its simple. i don’t drink. i don’t smoke. i don’t like partying. i’ve only survived so long because i have always relied on extroverts taking me under their wing. i like staying home and reading or watching documentaries. i am the boring friend who always wants to go to a museum. you won't ever see me doing shots because i am too busy trying out a new soup recipe. (i adore soup!! yes, i am a grandma!!) i love cooking. moms and kids love me. i love animals! & i am one of the few people in the world who are being honest when they say they love hiking. i know a lot about movies, yet feel like i know next to nothing about music. i dream of having an annoyingly big board game collection and people to play with after i have made them dinner. uhh what else, what else... i'm not really into sports, except fomula one, though i've been slacking off lately since the current state of ferrarri is too much for my heart to take.

ideally, if i were to choose sharing my time with someone, they'd have to be someone who has their life together, emotionally available, someone educated, driven, smart and cultured who i find intellectually stimulating, while also being able to just be silly with me. be someone who knows what they want and, most importantly, will respect me and let me play with their hair all i want.

silly me hopes that i'll find an amazing conversationalist. you never know! maybe we'll talk and you'll ghost me in two days. maybe you will realize i am the most annoying person in the world. or i'll think i've found someone great until they say something crass that has my finger flying towards the delete button. maybe we will ruin each other’s sleeping schedules because i want to spend hours listening to you talk about something you're passionate about. or maybe this will end with the two of us watching a movie while we share a couch and my fingers are busy drawing imaginary patterns on your skin.

see? now i have written a lot while feeling like i said absolutely nothing. this is what you risk dealing with if you choose to shoot me a message.

SUPER IMPORTANT!!

i'd prefer not to have to weed through a million low-effort messages, one-liners, and other clear indicators of people not reading my post. so let's make things easy for both of us. if you're interested, let me know you've read this by telling me about yourself (the more info the better!), your favorite movie, and favorite kind of soup. if i didn't reply to you, it's either because your message didn't have enough meat for me to munch on and type something witty back or... i got flooded. sorry, y'all know how it is.

TL:DR - Cuddly, childfree, how-can-I-help Dom seeks curious, childfree, enthusiastic submissive. Some more about what I'm looking for, in bullet-point form:

• Someone who constantly wants to improve themselves, whether that's working out, learning a new skill, or just reading a new book.
• Someone who wants to get to know me almost as much as I know myself, and doesn't mind my learning them just as well.
• Someone who wouldn't mind being the lifestyle sub to my lifestyle Dom: someone I can nurture and build up and ensure they're being the best version of themselves they can be.
• Someone who doesn't mind being cherished - pet names at a minimum, plus anything else I can do to show them that they're loved, appreciated and cared about.
• Someone I can train so that just a text message with a command from me is enough to get her whole body tingling.
• Someone who's my dirty little slut, who likes to have little reminders under her clothes that she's mine. A butt plug one day. A remote controlled vibe another. One day entirely in nipple clamps. Bruises on her inner thighs from playtime the night before. Maybe a harness she's tied into before she can go out for the day.
• Someone who can kick my ass in the street but kneels at my feet instead. Someone who could overpower me, but won't because she'd rather give up that control.
• Someone who enjoys hiking (seriously, since I've gotten a dog, I average 5+ miles a day) and bonfires, and is okay with at least giving fencing and/or paintball a try.
• Someone who has, if not a plan, then at least a bucket list that I can help cross things off of.

Some dealbreakers:

• Smoking, either cigarettes or MJ - mostly because I hate the smell.
• The inability to hold a conversation. Getting to know someone's a two-way street, and if I find myself asking all the questions, I'll also find myself getting bored pretty quickly.
• Kids. I do not want kids in any way, shape or form.
• Too much distance: I don't drive (though I'm trying to change that) and I'd rather not force my partner to always be the one driving. For this reason, I need you to be in Pennsylvania, Maryland or DC.
• Please be at least 27.

Hi there!

Do you like talking about everything under the sun? Can your opinions about the world stretch to several paragraphs (or even pages)? Do you like serving up a little spunk with your submission as you settle to your knees before your Dom? If so, read on!

I'm Chris, 32, and I currently work as a cloud operations engineer by day and  the chief designer for a game design company by night - something I’m trying to turn into a full-time gig. I’m looking for a serious D/s relationship - which, to me, means a long-term, monogamous relationship where we live that SINK lifestyle with my dog Tony and whatever pets you may have or not have. If, after a few convos, it becomes apparent we’re not compatible, no harm no foul - I certainly wouldn’t say no to more kinky friends!

Probably the first thing you’ll notice about me is that I love to learn things - I’ve got a couple dozen tabs open across two web browsers of the random rabbit holes I’ve gone down, and I’m currently reading a book on ancient hoplite warfare just because.

I’d love to have someone to dive down these rabbit holes with. Ideally, you’re someone who loves learning and in-depth conversation, but also doesn’t mind - and maybe even enjoys - teasing out my random ADHD thought bounces. Bonus points for being a professional in a field - any field: I’m just as interested in blue collar electrical work as I am the data science involved in the public health field. Double bonus points if your job is something you can work from home: I WFH two days a week, and I’d love to have someone else around the house so it’s not just me and Tony.

I’m extremely passionate about a bunch of things and will probably yammer on about them as long as you show an interest. Questions are my way of showing interest, and I will probably bombard you with them if given half a chance. I’d love to see that passion reflected in my submissive partner, whether that’s passion about your job, a hobby, or just engaging in the world in general.

When it comes to the actual D/s dynamic I’d like us to build together, the core of it is for me to build you up to be the best version of yourself you can be. I want to be someone you can trust to take control, to redirect your passion and energy and put them to (sexier) use. Beyond that, I’ve always been drawn toward a mix of the 1950s dynamic and what I call “rational TPE”: I want someone to come home to, someone who thrives on turning my house into a home. I want to devise rules for you - things that we come up with together so that 1) they actually help you and 2) you actually follow them. Because what’s the point of coming up with rules if they don’t help you get better?

I would much appreciate it if you were a service sub and potentially a brat - I very much prefer joie de vivre to just rote "yes, Sir"/"no, Sir" submission. I want you to serve me because you want to serve me. In terms of how I see kink and relationships, my sub is my responsibility, and I make decisions for her not only so that she can focus on loving me, but also so that she can become the best version of herself. Knowing that she trusts me to do what's best for her fulfills me, and makes me want to be the best version of myself, so that she has someone to look up to.

I’d prefer to discuss our specific kinks privately, but overall I love D/s power dynamics, orgasm control, tasks and begging. I’ve done a little remote toy play in previous relationships, and I’d love it if that was eventually on the table in the relationship we build, as well.

My hard limits include scat, watersports, vomit, and age play. I'm very big on communicating, so you can be sure if something comes up that's suddenly not okay, I'd bring it up and I'd expect my partner to do the same. When it comes to scenes, I typically use the stoplight system - if you have a specific safeword you prefer, absolutely let me know!

Now that I’ve talked at length about Kinky Chris, what about non-kinky Chris?

I’m independent, own my own condo without roommates, take care of a terrier mix, contribute to a retirement fund, etc. About the only thing I don’t do is drive - I just am not comfortable behind the wheel of a car. Ideally, you’d be in a similar stage of life, sans the not-driving bit. If it gets to the point where we’re meeting up IRL, public transpo and ride-shares make it a non-issue.

In my spare time, I game a ton - PC, tabletop, you name it. I also design games, both as an intellectual exercise and because, in some cases, the game I want to play doesn't exist, so why not make it?

I'm also a huge, huge foodie - cooking is how I relieve anger and frustration, and I will happily feed you everything from cheesecake to goulash to nachos to steak. Maybe we can cook together, or, if cooking’s not your thing, perch on the counter and tell me about your day.

I like to pamper my partners by going on day-trips to places like the aquarium and the museum -- exhibits that offer interactive, adult-oriented experiences. To me, part of having a partner means having someone in my life that really enjoys learning new things with me and improving ourselves together.

Speaking of learning new things, I'd love to teach you to paint miniatures or play Warhammer 40,000 or Dungeons and Dragons - so it would be great if you have an interest in tabletop games.

If you like what you read, shoot me a message - I look forward to hearing from you!

Best, Chris

Hi,

Just a little bored and looking for someone to chat to and potentially explore more with too. Looking for women around my age or younger (21-37).

I'm 35, white ethnicity and at around 175cm tall. Decent build from work at the gym but definitely room for some improvement. Short hair, short to medium beard and green eyes. I work in the tech industry!

I'm into games, sports and try and stay in shape at the gym!

No specific type or anything in terms of who I'm attracted to, really depends on the person and the vibe!

Reach out if interested in chatting! Marked as NSFW as potentially happy to explore that side if the vibe goes that way.

Just dealing with a stressful period at work, but have a bit of free time. Lately, I’ve felt a bit burnt out and miss that feeling of someone who I feel excited by. I have had the desire to meet someone who catches me off guard for a while now. I crave that sense of losing control. Forgetting about everything else and just focussing on someone.

I tend to be interested in people who are passionate, kind hearted and silly at times. It’s hard for me to define, but really it comes down to someone I find interesting, who I enjoy exploring and focussing on. I’m a big proponent of letting things develop naturally, and don’t have a “type” per se. The key is mutual trust and respect.

If appearance matters I’m 6 ft with full black hair, broad shoulders and what has been described as a “capable” build. Generally considered attractive, I’m happy to trade pics if you’d like. Especially if you’re worried I’m an android, so I can prove I have no putrid organic components.

As for NSFW, I have plenty of fantasies I’d be happy to share. I prefer exploring with people I respect and trust. It enhances the pleasure.

I enjoy employing both physical and mental domination, and tend to err on the rough side during sex. However, I also believe in open communication and hope to strike a positive dynamic.

My interests include teasing, roleplay, dirty talk and breeding. But I’m pretty open minded.

It feels like I’m monologuing so I’ll leave it at that. Don’t hesitate to reach out, low expectations besides being nice and having fun.

Hey. My name is Julian and I am here to search for a relationship. And yes, that is my title. I couldn't come up with something creative. 😅

About me: 32, born and raised in Germany, 1,78m tall (5'10) and chubby. Brown hair, beard, glasses, blue eyes. Feel free to ask me for pictures.
Shy, introverted, big time overthinker. Mostly sarcastic, kind most of the time, weird mix of dark and juvenile humour. Depressed but working on it (I don't expect you to be my therapist). I don't drink, smoke or do any sort of drugs. I'm a winter person (with a winter birthday) and don't like summer/heat. Non-vegetarian/vegan, atheist and left-leaning politically.
I speak English and German, might learn other languages in the future. I'm a trained chemist with a bsc in chemistry. Some would call that educated. Know how to drive a car and motorbike. I go to the gym to work on my weight and currently try to do that more regularly after a big motivation crisis.
I only have a few, mostly homebody, hobbies. Gaming (mostly Singleplayer), reading (nowadays mostly fantasy) and watching streams/videos. Feel free to suggest me a nice hobby I would maybe enjoy, I have been searching for one for a while. My taste of music is mostly Rock/Alternative Rock. Haven't travelled in a while but would want to. Especially to Japan, Canada and Northern Europe.
I do like cats a lot. Grew up in a dog family but switched to cats now.
Most important is that I am childfree. I don't have or want children. I do have my reasons and you can ask about them if you want to. Feel also free to ask about my red flags or anything you want to know about that I forgot..

Who I am searching for: Most important point here is that she should also not have or want children ever. Age range of 25 to 35. Height doesn't matter to me. Nationality doesn't matter as well, I'm fine with any. Religion doesn't matter as long as you don't try to convert me. I do think that physical attraction matters (and I have clear preferences) and I would want to see/exchange pictures fairly early to see if we would fit. Someone in or around Germany or wanting to move here would be nice. I currently don't plan to move to another country. Other than that I don't have anything else that is needed. Just come as you are but please don't come with spiders. I have arachnophobia.
I do, however, imagine this relationship to not be codependent. We should still be individuals doing our own things, partners that support each other in whatever we do. For that reason I also don't want someone that is too clingy.

Now if you have any more questions, want to get to know me or think you know someone that would, feel free to write me or share my post. If you do decide to write me, please do so with more than a "hi" or similar. At least give me some basic information and use the password I hid in my post (if you found it). I hope you have a great day.

Trying this again! Have had some great conversations with great people on here so far so I’m remaining optimistic that I’ll find my person on here. Please make sure you’ve read the whole post before you reach out, if you decide to. If you decide to reach out then please tell me about yourself (your age, where you’re from, your interests etc). Please don’t send a one word message like “hi” as I receive a lot of them and it’s incredibly frustrating to deal with when I’ve put a lot of effort into communicating who I am and what I’m looking for.

About me:

- I’m 23 and live in the UK not far from London.

- I’m childfree by choice, have known for the majority of my life that I don’t want to have kids, to be honest as far as “types” of childfree people go I’m definitely more on the don’t like kids at all side, I don’t hate them but I’d never choose to be around them. I am planning to get a vasectomy in the future, I don’t have an exact timeline on when I’ll get it yet but I WILL be getting one. I’m not opposed to getting a pet in the future but I wouldn’t want to have lots of them, I’m definitely not someone who goes crazy over animals.

- I’m 5’10 or 178cm, I’m not particularly athletic or sporty, I enjoy long walks and swimming a lot, I usually swim lengths for an hour a few days a week.

- I currently work in a pub, I enjoy it but long term my goal is to be a software engineer, I have a computer science degree and am currently just getting my CV ready to start job hunting, just getting my programming skills back up to scratch, building projects and all that good stuff. Job market right now isn’t great so I don’t expect to find a job quickly but it is what it is.

- I’m not a very family orientated person, I do have a good relationship with my parents but I’m not close to most of my family, my life in general isn’t heavily based around family and I would like a partner who has the same mindset.

- I’m neurodivergent and an introvert, I’m definitely someone who values their quiet time and likes to spend a lot of time just chilling, gaming, watching my favourite shows and all that good stuff. Relationship wise I have very little tolerance for yelling at each other. I want the kind of relationship where we can both feel safe around each other and discuss things calmly if ever we need to resolve an issue.

- I’m quite nerdy, I play a lot of video games, recently I’ve just been catching up on some old cod campaigns that I haven’t played yet and I’ve been also playing through red dead redemption 1 because I want to finish it finally before gta 6 comes out, my favourite game series is definitely the Yakuza games. I’m a halo fan as well and I’ve always wanted to play through the campaigns with my partner so that’s something I hope to do with you, whoever you are! I’m a big Star Wars fan although I haven’t kept up much with the shows recently, I love horror movies as well.

- I’m very affectionate both physically and verbally, I love cuddling and just existing together.

- I like travelling, I’ve been to 7 countries so far in my life, I’ve been to Spain many times, Germany a lot since I started going on solo trips, I’ve also been to Ireland, Turkey, Sweden, the US and Poland. I want to travel all around the world in future, I enjoy both sightseeing and relaxing resort type holidays and definitely want a good mix of both in the future. It might sound a bit odd but I wouldn’t say I’m a very adventurous traveller like I’m not really into doing crazy activities or staying in sketchy places or anything like that.

- I do drink alcohol from time to time but I don’t smoke or take drugs.

- I’m financially literate and responsible with money, I would like to retire early in the future if possible.

- I’m an atheist.

- I would like to live in a big city in the future or at least within commutable distance to one (which I already do but I don’t want to live in this specific area forever).

- I don’t really have any preferences for my partners body type, I’ve dated skinnier girls and plus size girls in the past and enjoyed both. I’m not particularly bothered about looks, I care far more about my partners personality and how they treat me.

- I would like to get married in the future (it will likely be a necessity anyway if we’re not in the same country) however I do NOT want to have a “normal” wedding, I absolutely want to elope just the two of us. I know that’s very forward to say right away but I don’t want to waste anyone’s time if that’s something that’s important to them.

What I'm Looking For:

- You’re 18-23 years old and live in the UK, it doesn’t matter where in the UK you currently live as long as you’re willing to potentially move in the future, I’m also open to moving in the UK if that’s the best option for us. I’d also be open to people in other European countries, we can visit each other as much as we can and then eventually close the distance.

- You don’t want to wait forever to meet in person and don’t want to wait a very long time for the relationship to become a serious one, while I’m not expecting us to make a lifelong commitment to each other instantly, if we’re compatible and the chemistry is there then I do just want us to make a real go of it.

- You’re firmly childfree (you do not have or ever want to have children). If you want to get sterilised in the future that’s a plus although it’s not a hard requirement.

- You are not religious.

- You are not very family orientated.

- You want to get married in the future but also don’t want a “normal” wedding/don’t care about having one.

- Last but not least you want or are willing to play video games with me and also especially if you’re not British (but even if you are) you’re willing to watch all my favourite British shows with me.

If you’ve read to the end regardless of whether you match what I’m looking for or not then thank you! If you do match what I’m looking for and decide to reach out then I look forward to hearing from you!

Hey everyone.

I’m Théo, a 26 years old guy from France. I work as an data engineer at a french tech company. Here is what I look like : https://imgur.com/a/DB5DROo

I’m looking for a friendship with some regular flirting. I’d love it to turn into some online FWB dynamic, with an emphasis on the friendship part. I don’t really have a type. Even if I do have a soft spot for older women, anyone 24+ is welcome to try its luck.
The most important thing to me is that we vibe. Yet, I still like to know who i’m talking to, so be ready to send selfies pretty early on.

Now, to tell you a bit more about me :

• I’m a night owl and working an office job with days from home, I spend a lot of time on my phone. So I’d probably be available a lot, whatever your time zone (American and Canadian friends, you are more than welcome here)

• I have a cute black cat called Noisette, and I’d love to share some pics. :)

• I’m a gamer, playing on PS5 and PC mostly. I’d love to have someone to play with. My favorite games are RPGs (The witcher 3 or Baldurs Gate 3 to name a few). I also love roguelikes and survival games, as well as chill games (Annual Minecraft phase anyone?)

• Music is a huge part of my life. I listen to Rock and many of its subgenders, rap, everything in between those two. Some House and Lo-Fi as well. I’m always looking for hidden gems and songs I’d like, so feel free to ask for my playlists and share yours. I’m also very much into cinema, so movies recommandations are welcome too!

• I’m a bit of a cook, and the rest of my hobbies include science, history or politics. I love learning new things. Maybe that’s one of the reason I like meeting new people this much?

If you want to talk, feel free to message me. I will just ask you to say more than just hi, at least your ASL and some things about you, as well as what made you want to message me.
Hope to hear from you ;)

Hey! My name's Brian from the Netherlands. Currently, I'm working towards finishing a degree in communication. I like gaming on my Switch, PC and PlayStation and I do a teeny tiny bit of photography and sketching when I get inspired. The sketching I do both on paper with pencils and digitally using a pen display. I usually also watch sci-fi/fantasy series and movies, and on occasion animated shows (like anime or western animation). I'm very introverted and a bit awkward until I get comfortable talking to you.

I'm looking for someone about my age that is also looking for a serious long term relationship. While I have little prior experience with relationships, I do value strong connections and want to build a special and even stronger one. I wouldn't say I have any set preferences in terms of appearances, but I do prefer being around a similar age. While I'm also not against an LDR, I prefer someone who lives nearby (nearby = Netherlands/Belgium/UK/Germany), but it's not an issue if you live farther away. It's not a problem for me if the distance between us is big. Because if the spark is there, then no distance will be too great. Of course, I'm open to just being friends too, but that's if we end up not being compatible as more.

I hope to get to know each other. I'm down to meet up for some coffee, but first let's get to know each other with a nice chat here on Reddit to see if we match. Talk to you soon!

I’m looking to meet some new people to chat with from time to time. My weekdays are usually pretty slow at work, so if nothing decides to break, I have a ton of downtime. I'm not looking for dating or a relationship — just hoping to find some cool people to talk with and see where the conversations go.

I’m into a pretty random mix of things, so there’s usually something to talk about:

I just built some new garden beds and put up a bigger greenhouse this year. I’m always down to trade plants, and I’ve gotten pretty deep into growing things.

I have around 10 fish tanks/outdoor tubs/ponds, with plans for more. I keep freshwater fish and plants and can probably talk about them for way longer than most people would want. I have 6 tortoises. They spend the summer outside and come inside during the winter.

Lately I’ve been playing more survival games like Palworld, Planet Zoo 2 but I always seem to end up going back to Marvel Rivals, Overwatch, or Valorant.

I’ve really gotten into making different kinds of bread lately and want to start experimenting with sourdough soon. I’ve been trying to eat healthier and work out more lately.

Weekends are usually a mix of house projects, gardening, or whatever random project I’ve decided to start that week.

If you’re also into any of this stuff, or even if you’re not and just like having random conversations throughout the day, feel free to message me.

We’re a white Cuban couple, male 45 and female 40, looking for well-endowed, discreet, clean bisexual men interested in a group sexual experience with both male and female partners. A second submissive male will also be involved, and multiple men will be invited. We’re planning for November 3, most likely around 4 PM, at a motel near Miami International Airport (MIA). This is strictly a group arrangement, not a one-on-one encounter, and we’re not looking for separate preliminary meetings. Condoms are mandatory, and discretion and respect for everyone’s privacy are essential. The motel cost will be shared among the participating men. If this sounds like your kind of experience, message me with a brief introduction.

Hello there! As mentioned in my title (You did read the title, I hope? I put a lot of effort into it.), I'm a 29-year-old guy living in the mystical, magical land of *checks notes* England. Okay, maybe not so magical. All the dragons are in Wales, Excalibur has been melted down for scrap, and Hogwarts is in Scotland.

I currently work in a law firm. Sadly I'm not a lawyer, as that would mean I'd be earning shedloads, but actually I do admin work for them, earning considerably less than shedloads. But it's a fine job, I get on well with my coworkers, and I'm not down a coal mine, so I consider that a win.

As for me myself? Well, I actually speak multiple languages. I'm a fluent German speaker, and I also have a decently high level of Italian. I could also struggle through French if I had to, and I have basic Spanish and Japanese. I do like languages, although it's hard to find the time to do any study of them, what with the problems of having an adult life with adult responsibilities!

Another interesting [citation needed] thing about me is that I'm currently attempting to plan out a series of fantasy novels I want to write. It's going...decently. We'll see how it ends up, but I've wanted to write a book since I was 13 or so, and now as an adult I'm finally doing something about it!

In terms of pop culture, I'm a huge Doctor Who fan. Like, I'm the sort of Doctor Who fan who knows what a telerecording is and can tell you about the Australian censor clips. That kind of fan. I also finally got into Harry Potter this year after putting it off for my whole life, meaning I now finally know the context for Dumbledore asking calmly.

I'm also getting back into Pokémon somewhat after avoiding it for most of the Switch era. Other things I enjoy are The Elder Scrolls, Red Dead, GTA. I'm big Assassin's Creed fan too. In general I like single player, open world games. I'm not a huge multiplayer guy, I don't like having other people ruining my fun!

I'm trying to read more too lately. That's a thing I've always enjoyed that I'm now trying to find the time for again.

And I suppose I should say, I'm a fat guy. Trying to do something about it though!

Leading with a description since I know attraction is important:
I’m 5’3, Caribbean. I’m curvy but I value my health and take care of myself inside and out. I like to cook and mainly eat at home. I’m available and stable emotionally. I don’t use any drugs and very rarely drink alcohol.

https://imgur.com/a/mW5b4Es. There are three pictures on this link that you can scroll down to see.

Currently living in AZ. I’m kind and reserved. I love free flowing conversations. I’m shy, I’m very much a realist, laid back and stay out of drama. I do admit that I am a crier in the context of emotional movies and stories 😅 I’m definitely a tender but confident and whole/fulfilled woman. I’m not political or religious.

I enjoy doing things from movies to fishing. I like to spend time with loved ones, farmers market, write and listen to music. Im not into gaming so much anymore. Don’t mind at all if you are. Basically, I like Star Wars, Tim Burton as well as Stephen King. I understand that having some things in common is great but it’s also nice to have a few different interests.

I understand that not everyone has their life completely in order but would like someone who is atleast able to take care of themselves.

A relationship where we can laugh with and at each other would be amazing! I like to have good communication. I’d like someone that enjoys banter and is honest. Who is also kind, patient and supportive.

Please be ready to share a clear face photo when the chat is accepted to gauge physical compatibility and share some information about yourself. Time is precious. I’m not desperate by any means but I’d like to find my person. I would also like to have a phone call pretty early on.
I wfh and have a ton of free time.

I’d prefer someone between 28-40
If you read all of this include a 🫶 in your chat
I don’t participate in most social media. I’m ok with distance. But the goal is to meet. Again US/Canada only

If post is still here I haven’t met anyone yet

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Hello, you have are now reading Weirdness somewhat comprehensible request™️ I hope. Now that I have your attention..

What I am looking for

I'm looking for anyone presenting as female or non-binary who would be fun to hang out with and have as a long term friend or potentially partner if things click!

About me: I'm a 25 year old Swede, 6', would say average build, blueish eyes, brown, medium length hair. Quite a big nerd and metalhead, avid pc and Nintendo gamer through and through for the most part. When not online I tend to bury my nose in the nearest Tolkien book.

I'd like someone who I can spend quiet moments with, but also spend quality time with mutual interests or just vibe! Just ask and I'll be a bit more detailed in dms if there's anything unclear!

If you're still reading, good, one more thing: On your initial message to me, be sure to send a ☕ emote to show that you have read this wall of text.

Until then, see ya!

Hello there I am a 24 year old black male who's tired of being alone and wish to to meet someone who's interested in having a bit of fun here and there to spice things up. I am only interested in women

I am 5'6 ft tall, slim, 120 lbs, clean and disease free. I love anime, manga and video games. I love Pop music and Rock. I offer fun, safe, comfortable, and drama free vibes.

I do not have a car so i am unable to travel. I live on the Southeast side of Houston.

While I do prefer Goth girls, any woman is welcome. I don't have a racial preference. I am looking for women ages 20 to 45 who might be interested.

If you think you might be interested, send me a message and we can work out any further details.

I dont know why but I am into truth or dare lately. Something about it just hits right for me. Maybe because it is always fun and different and yet you also get to know the person your playing with.

You can hear funny stories, get tough questions or do some silly dares. You never know how a game goes.

The only rule I have is to keep it fun and interesting, so dont go the safe route with safe choices everytime.

I marked this NSFW because it might be fun to have questions that go in that direction. But we can talk about like limits before we start so both sides know what to expect

If thats sounds fun to you I would love to hear from you. Lets see who is bold enough to start with a dare.

Turkish guy from Germany here. It is late at night and I would like to talk to a wholesome and comfy woman to relax a bit. Maybe even get into flirty and spicy territory if you are down for that. I do have a nice deep voice with a German accent so you might enjoy that. I have plenty of nerdy interests to yap about and am also a good listener so I am sure it will be pleasant for both of us. Just message me if you are interested and let's find some comfort and relaxation in each other.

Hey there :) as the title says I'm looking for more female connections and people to chat with daily, always enjoy meeting new people (especially from other countries).

Little about me, I'm 6'3, blonde, sporty. My hobbies include travel, cooking, hiking, basketball, video games, music, art & movies. If any of those things interest you I'm sure we'd enjoy talking

If you think we'd get a long I'd love to start chatting and see where things go. I'm a pretty open and honest person so if you're up for it feel free to message me.

Looking forward to hearing from you :)

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36, Bearded, thick & attractive, Reasonably self aware and emotionally intelligent. Located on the East coast of Australia. Aesthetically I've been described as a tatted lumberjack or similar.

Plethora of hobbies, lover of all things books, gaming and working out plus a few more obscure hobbies.

Neurodivergant and obsessed with chasing the dopamine for better or worse. Sometimes I'll follow a rabbit hole online until it's 3am and I'm questioning if it's worth getting 3 hours sleep before work or not l.

Seeking someone to chat with and see where it leads, preference towards something more of a slow burn or flirty companionship

I've had success before so I am confident I'll find someone special once again

Hello there :)

I'm looking for someone to share everyday life with. Nothing intense or complicated. Just good conversation, easy company, and seeing where things go..

I work full-time in research and generally prefer a quieter life. I enjoy travelling, good food, long walks, little picnics, and spending time outdoors in nature. Mountains are my happy place. And some.. coffee.

I am currently in Norway and will be here until the end of this year. My work brings me here. I live in India otherwise.

I recently came out of a very short marriage in April this year. No kids.

If you'd like to chat, send me your age and where you're from.

Talk soon.

NSFW because I’d like to talk about sex at some point down the line, it’s important like anything else in a healthy relationship. Quick FYI I’m kinky/dominant, love affection and am very loving with my partner. Details of we hit it off.

I’m Danny! 37, 5’8” I have four tattoos, and glasses and I’m single. I’m interested in a relationship but am open to making new friends (no men, sadly most of them just want one thing and I’m not into that nor interested).

I have a small group of very close friends, I believe in quality over quantity any day. I’m monogamous, love my partner with my whole heart and soul(when I have one). I believe a relationship is only good when they’re your best friend too.

I’m laid back, pro people’s rights/awareness of mental health and the like. I don’t particularly believe in a higher entity but would respect your choices. I do like watching a sermon on Sundays.

I’m looking for someone emotionally available, likes to talk and text, is emotionally intelligent. A woman that likes affection, spending time together and apart too (nothing wrong with doing your own thing)

Listening to an old metal songs.

https://imgur.com/a/dzHD4GD

I’m 420/alcohol/tobacco friendly but I don’t do anything by choice

I LOVE to travel so distance isn’t an issue to me

Oh. I should mention I had my teeth removed to get dentures working on getting my dentures but the dental office haven’t called me
Back. I’ve gone to them recently and am awaiting a call.

Also I’m a dad of 2 they live with their mom since she lives far away.

Currently I’m playing Crimson Desert, Final Fantasy 14 and Neon Abyss 2

Just a heads up I’m not interested in men.

I’m an open book so you can ask what ever you want.

Hello! I’m a 22 year old guy that’s just trying to put myself out there. I’m introverted and more of a homebody that’s looking for a meaningful connection since I don’t leave the house often.

About me:
Most of my free time is spent playing games, watching anime, or pc related stuff. I play JRPGs, fighting games, and some multiplayer games like Fortnite. Right now I’m obsessed with metal gear solid series I say it’s pretty good. I also like to do small projects on handheld consoles like refurbishing or upgrades. Recently I swapped my PSP’s original screen with an IPS screen and also replaced the plastic lens with glass and it looks beautiful. It’s something I don’t do often as it can get really expensive when it comes to searching for OEM or aftermarket parts. I’m thinking of doing a reshell on my steam deck next.

I also don’t have any dating history so I may be a little awkward, but I’m not interested in anything casual or short term.

What I’m looking for:
I’m looking for someone who takes care of themselves, is healthy and wants a serious long term relationship built on trust, respect and mutual support. Long distance is fine with me as long there is effort on both sides. I'd like to meet someone around my age (preferably 20-26) who is kind and enjoys spending time together, whether that’s playing games, talk occasionally about random things, watching movies or anime etc.

If you made it this far I appreciate you taking the time reading this post. At the end of the day, I’m just looking for someone who wants to grow together and build something meaningful. I’d be down to exchange photos early if we’re both comfortable.

If any of that sounds like you, feel free to reach out! Tell me a little about yourself and what you’re into.

I’m always looking to compartmentalize my life. I so wish I had multiple. In a sense, being online allows me to have more than one, but it’s certainly not as vivid as real real life. I wish I could live multiple real real lives. I get really imaginative about it. I’m a restless person.

Please tell me your secrets. They don’t even have to be secrets; just tell me something interesting, something very very vulnerable and not boring. Don’t be shy. I don’t know who you are. And aren’t there things you wish you could share about yourself? There is no great scheme: like I said, I tend to get bored with typical conversations and want something to shake things up once in a while. I can tell you something back, if you’d like. Write liberally.

You can talk to me about sex, but only in a detached sort of observational way, thanks. Or, like, just don’t enter my inbox horny in a gauche way. I think sex is sometimes interesting and sometimes stupid.

hi!!! im michael, i am 6'0 and im 20yo, i am also a pisces lol so i am a very emotional person but i hope that's okay! i live in florida but i don't mind long distance as long as we can talk often :) i live around the SWFL area to be exact (ft myers) and im a huge nerd. i love sonic, zelda, spider-man, rhythm games, horror movies, horror games, i could go on and on about what i like lol. i make video game music too, it's all mostly sonic music:p i do yap a lot haha. it'd be preferred to show your face so i can actually see who i'm getting to know!
I'm looking for something meaningful, and someone cool. i am very dorky and silly once you get to know me! I'm a huge hopeless romantic and lover boy, i am VERY affectionate and sometimes clingy to just put that out there. im okay with anything NSFW in the future, i just want to know that it lasts:) i like to be myself, being unapologetically yourself is one of the most attractive things someone can do: D also, please don't be fake and be one of those people who r constantly looking for new options, im looking for something strictly MONOGAMOUS. if we r both on the same page then great! id love to have someone to play minecraft with:'D also, im not doing something that's text only, you should be okay with calling or even video chatting, much easier to connect that way and also confirms you're not fake lol. i text a lot, and im looking for someone who reciprocates that, i wanna have someone be there for me as i am there for them, i want someone to laugh with, conversate with, and to love. :) i hope i get to meet you soon, send me an introduction and tell me about yourself if you're interested!