r/ProgrammerHumor • • 9d ago

Meme forFutureReference

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u/pippin_go_round 9d ago

And how exactly are you going to do that without it being immediately flagged by IT? Most companies I've ever worked at will have that noticed right away and sue you into oblivion if you don't have a very very good explanation...

Had that happen once to me when I switched teams within a company and copied most of my important stuff to a specially authorised usb stick before wiping my laptop and setting it up with a different OS (switch from Windows to Linux team). Before the copy process even finished I had some guy from security call me.

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u/DeeYouBitch 9d ago

Notice what?

All the code is pulled down on my local anyway

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u/LtDarthWookie 8d ago

Group policy and it controls can be pretty impressive. They can be notified when a user even just plugs in a thumb drive. Organization dependent of course.

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u/JayTurnr 8d ago

Pull local, go offline, do your thing

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u/swimming_singularity 8d ago

And then it tells them about the thumb drive connect the next time you log in because it logged it.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/swimming_singularity 8d ago

I wouldn't risk it, but you do you.

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u/JayTurnr 7d ago

It's wild how different some companies are from the one I'm at. I was just given a laptop of my choice, and told to put my choice of OS on it.

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u/_87- 3d ago

Can't you pull and then push to a private fork? I never had to sneak around for this sort of thing, because that laptop I'm using to write this message is the very same laptop from my old job (they sold it to me for $100 when I left) and I have my old code. It's useful in the moments when I'm like, "I know I did something like this about four years ago... how did I do that?" but it's also useful because I can cringe at some of my old code from like 4 years ago.