Decided to go for a nice hike with the boyfriend, as we rarely get the same day off. We wake up early, get our hiking gear, including knives, fire supplies, and bear spray since this is Canada. I think I would feel way too bad if I were to spray an animal but I like to carry it in case we encounter a human serial killer for example lol. Fun fact, the most dangerous individual in one certain neighborhood in Vancouver has been released a few days ago, she has about 300 previous convictions lol. Don't ask me, I don't know why either.
So yeah. We get going, buy ourselves a little sandwich and a twelve pack, and head there. Now I hate the walking aspect of these things, I only come along for the ride to eventually be able to sit in a beautiful place and enjoy some beers lol. By the way, the trail we picked was so remote that we literally encountered ONE person the whole day, who told us he hasn't encountered anyone either. Between this man and the bear I definitely pick man lol.
We go to this tiny beach that's literally big enough for one group to hang out, due to the tides coming in. We spread our things, prepare to start our fire, and start having cans. Suddenly something catches my attention, I see a fucking half eaten salmon on the beach. And definitely not bit by a human. Like half of it is missing from the side. So we just kinda become paranoid and decide to not get drunk. We have been hiking around these parks for three years, we have seen bears maybe four times, but the layout of the beach is in a way that makes it difficult to get out of there if something decides to block the only exit. Like it's just too tiny of a beach to share with a bear lol.
So yeah we just kinda hang out for about half an hour, until I see something swimming towards us. And that thing, it also saw us. It's also slowly getting dark at this point. I tell my boyfriend, "that seal is swimming directly towards us..." He suddenly gets up, puts the fire out and says that's not a fucking seal. Also, about four or five squirrels came out of random holes around us and started running away from the beach so that was terrifying. Now this thing was a BROWN bear, which if you don't know is rare in Canada and more dangerous than a black bear. They say, if it's black fight back, if it's brown lay down, lol. Now my boyfriend has a gun and a hunting license but as far as I know, shooting animals in self defense is illegal and also I am NOT letting him kill a bear in their own habitat, we came to their spot not the other way around.
So we start running, I have a disability which quite literally makes me unable to run. But I don't wanna face it either. So I kinda just Forrest Gump my way through it. And I swear to you, this motherfucker was following us for a good ten minutes I'm not exaggerating. Maybe he just wanted to be curious but whenever I'd shine my flashlight behind us, he still was coming 😭😭😭 at some point we saw a coyote but had no time to avoid him, and the coyote sensed there's a bear following us so he just scurried away lol.
So yeah we make it to the road, and in our incredible luck, the bus/van that takes hikers back to town is JUST PASSING THROUGH. so we just quickly hide the gun, button up our shirts, wipe our tears and wave down the bus. We decided to exaggerate this story a little bit more every time we tell it lol, so we told the bus driver WE JUST FOUGHT A BEAR TONIGHT!