Just a chunky toddler doing the most

ETA since people keep recommending them, he has ledges and towers! he just also wants to do somersaults in the corner of the ceiling like a glitched video game character, it’s an unskippable item on his nightly agenda

I dont even know how it got there and now it won't leave me alone. He just follows me everywhere. I gave him some chicken hoping he would leave soon but he keeps meowing at my door. He keeps rubbing his head against my legs. What should i do pls help 😭🙏

Why do orange cats sit like that??
And then they seem shocked when they see a camera🤣

They are on measured meals twice a deal with treats for being cute. If I let him eat as much as he wanted, he would be obese.

He even steals the kibble meals when he gets the wet stuff due to no teefies. He has no idea how good he has it.

Edit: For people offering advice, Cmdr Data does not mind his temporary food setup. He is slowing down while eating again. Remembering food has taste! Then he sits and is quiet til he is let out. He does get treats and kibbles dropped in while he waits like such a good cmdr.

We already have 2 in the bathroom who CANNOT handle seeing others eat. One is also allergic to proteins so it is for his safety.

We have 13 cats and they all know their bowl and their spot when it is food time. They are really good about it.

Data just needs a little reminder right now. He was mostly bullying our cat who has a brain issue, and that is just rude.

And vice versa..

He will do this about 7 or 8 times a day. Sometimes he leaves it in the middle of the living room, other times he just carries it around like in the video. What isn't in the video is the scream he usually does while it is in his mouth, he decided to be silent here for whatever reason.

Is Gourd a criminal? Or was he framed again?