r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/ElectronicSetTheory • 10h ago

searching for service 📶 Fixing the compawter

1.9k Upvotes

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u/1by4pipsilonnaught 10h ago

Bro has no intentions of giving it back

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u/melvinmoneybags 10h ago

“And there you go work is done for the day everything has been taken care of”

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u/SilenceInSaturation 10h ago

-50 searches about cat p***
-You now have CIA software installed to watch you and are banned from adoption
-strange unmarked cars follow you around

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u/melvinmoneybags 10h ago

Sends your boss the I quit email you’ve had in your draft outbox for 3 months but could never send it because you need money to feed your orange

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u/Waka327 9h ago

And I did it all with my butt! Never saw you do that, just saying.

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u/Business-Plenty2857 8h ago

yeah the cat took care of it by sitting on the keyboard and now its a cat bed huh

12

u/Fisherman246 10h ago

He's waiting for the signal to come back.

2

u/brewdog_millionaire 7h ago

He's sharing the signal with the laptop

12

u/anon22334 9h ago

What a polite gentleman

6

u/BoostSpools 9h ago

Wonder what it is like to be so clueless and existing.

5

u/Global_Fisherman_525 4h ago

But buwt i want kitty songs from spowtyfy

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u/Professional-Belt708 3h ago

Stray Cat Strut, The Lovecats, and What’s New Pussy at now playing on repeat at OP’s place

3

u/werisefromourashes 9h ago

He is just r/catishelping !
He should be on r/Catswithjobs

3

u/bedeadman 8h ago

Ordered 5 treats as well..

3

u/benfok 6h ago

He found your lack of mouse... disturbing.

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u/Uniperv 8h ago

Better make sure it doesn’t buy anything online by mistake.

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u/Comprehensive-Rice74 8h ago

She’s updating her firmware

1

u/Katyhelaine 8h ago

The cutest little face!

1

u/courtlaine Proud owner of an orange brain cell 8h ago

He’s literally the Geek Squad team lead. Patience, please.
https://giphy.com/gifs/7NoNw4pMNTvgc

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u/za72 8h ago

awwww - she knows when you call her

1

u/brewdog_millionaire 7h ago

So clueless and orange. Boop!

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u/WatermelonMachete43 7h ago

Braincell download in progress...

1

u/DickInsideGuns 7h ago

Those mouse jigglers for Teams get better and better

1

u/Plane-Recognition561 6h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/FriendlyBabyFrog 6h ago

He's busy doing important stuff, leave him work in peace

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u/Velvetina88 6h ago

Cutie just wanted to shop for Fancy Feast and those tasty Temptations snacks. Oh, and um that secret catnip order…😊🧡

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u/Advanced_Reputation7 3h ago

Orange thing or just cat thing? Cause same 😛

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 3h ago

He’s running diagnosis