r/OneOrangeBraincell • • 19h ago

Orange Cat 🅱️ehavior™ Hired a new farmer. Zero work done so far.

2.3k Upvotes

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u/Astarath 16h ago

Hes on his union mandated break leave him alone

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u/batesianm 14h ago

I think I am going to use my legal rights over his laziness.

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u/homesteadmcgee 17h ago

My farmhand is equally useless :/ he’s scared of the livestock!

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u/Astarath 16h ago

To be fair the livestock are very big and hes very small 🥺

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u/batesianm 15h ago

Careful, you might get sued over dangerous work conditions!!!

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u/Just-Chocolate85 14h ago

That goat looks like trouble.

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u/homesteadmcgee 13h ago

She’s a very sweet girl <3

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u/existential-grimlock 15h ago

Well, that's a standard issue mouser and not a farmer.

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u/luanibb 14h ago

That job must be very tiring, I’m sure he was doing it while you were sleeping, let him rest!

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u/batesianm 14h ago

This will definitely be deducted from his shift

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u/kekeke31 16h ago

You hired him, or he just took the position? :D

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u/batesianm 14h ago

I hired him but I think he lied on his resume.

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u/SchmedlyQ 16h ago

Posing for photographs is work. Just say'n.

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u/batesianm 14h ago

These crops aren’t gonna harvest themselves man!!!

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u/No-Dream-6386 13h ago

i will sue you for this statement.

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u/cutedoll22 18h ago

but full marks for cuteness 🥹

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u/TeeR1zzle 12h ago

He's warming the seat. Hard at work in my books.

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u/bstarr2000 15h ago

He’s keeping your seat warm

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u/Uprooted_Vt_to_RI 15h ago

Well, I should hope so! (😻)

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u/Extra_Possibility632 14h ago

It’s just getting a feel for the job…..jeeesh

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u/StormFast524 18h ago

🤣🤣🤣😆 well his is a night job catching mice 😆😻♥️♥️♥️

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u/johansonnss 16h ago

He is the boss now

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u/Twizzlers666 14h ago

It looks to me like this cat is supervising🩷

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u/1HeyMattJ 14h ago

Kitty! Those sheep aren’t going to meow at themselves

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u/tinkertaylorspry 14h ago

How good are your rodent catching abilities; especially, in the dark

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u/Weekly_Cobbler_6908 14h ago

He's just on break til next year.

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u/Just-Chocolate85 14h ago

He’s just taking a wee nap. Those gears may be too far away, you might have to retrofit the cabin…
https://giphy.com/gifs/FJje57DTS5KrC

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u/Attempt_Gold 14h ago

"Helper A is blocked by an object!"

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u/yeehawpawdner 13h ago

let his coffee kick in first, jeez

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u/grw2020 13h ago

Looks to me he’s holding down the fort!!!

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u/Due-Newspaper-9999 19h ago

For farm work, maybe ask for a volunteer from r/cowcats 🧐

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u/Madame_Jarvary 14h ago

💤💤💤

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u/Charming-Dish5120 14h ago

No work other than ruining the seat if the seat wasn’t like that before

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u/Key-Guitar-457 14h ago

Great hire ⭐️❤️⭐️❤️⭐️

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u/UnholySqueeze 10h ago

It’s not much but it’s honest work

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u/BigMamaMoose13 9h ago

That particular worker is not being used to it's full potential.

Rather than keeping the tractor seat warm, he should be in the barn on mouse patrol.

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u/opossomoperson 9h ago

He or she can't help that they're orange!

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u/Resolution_Usual 5h ago

Excuse me but did anyone steal that equipment while he had it secured? Maybe you're not fully understanding his job

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u/miladyofmelodies 5h ago

Aura farming

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u/Old-Check2867 4h ago

🥰🥰❤️🤗🤣

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u/Kali_with_Q 4h ago

And somehow, in an inexplicable turn of events, he fired you.

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u/ads1582 3h ago

That’s not true! He’s supervising