r/OneOrangeBraincell • • 1d ago

1% Orange 🍊 No Brains ❌️ I don’t think she’s aware that the blinds are closed…

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u/Bender_on_Bum Orange connoisseur 🍊 1d ago

she is like "wow, outside is boring today, too much snow"

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u/Chengnobyl 1d ago

Nope. Can't see the brain cell out there

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u/pueblocatchaser 23h ago

"What if .... I'm the braincell? Maybe I'm creating the snow, but HOW!?!?"

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u/sunshineTucson 1d ago

She has faith they will open.

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u/Karlbaumhauser 22h ago

My cat used to do this. Sat in the same sunny spot for three hours after I closed the blinds. Optimism is a hell of a drug, even for animals.

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u/abhirupduttamit 18h ago

Same energy

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u/SchmedlyQ 16h ago

Oh she's more than aware the blinds are closed. She's also aware that you're ignoring her signal to open the blinds. And it's all being added up against you.

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u/sceadwian 8h ago

Mine is very polite about asking, he's got us about 30% trained at 1. Give us another year and he might whip us into shape and we could do some tricks :)

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u/Old_Friend4084 22h ago

My three cats and their different personalities: Cat 1) would forcibly open blinds until forcibly picked up and relocated Cat 2) show no interest and lay on sofa Cat 3) whale and whine until she for the blinds opened.

Open the blind for your orange princess you loving peasant.

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u/DrPants707 18h ago

I think she's trying to tell you something

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u/ezkincat 20h ago

She just asking you to open it. Dogs doing it sometimes - seating in front of the closed door.

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u/Stalkerus 21h ago

He awaits for the show to begin (human servant opening the blinds) 

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u/TraditionalRate7121 21h ago

I don't think you're aware that she can still see through 😈

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u/gdb7 17h ago

That is her screaming “open the blinds!”

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u/mangolover 22h ago

Open them for her, peasant!

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u/Next-Food2688 18h ago

She is seething at her human for not following the open window policy of her house

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u/JustAtelephonePole 7h ago

I don’t think you understand how patiently they are waiting for you to open those blinds so they can then walk away.

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u/Melon_Banana 21h ago

She has sight beyond sight (ears)

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u/Bearsbullsbattlestr 17h ago

She’s waiting for her servant to open them.

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u/Dwarfwizardnutkins 16h ago

She is very much aware that the blinds are closed. That's why she wants the hooman servant to open them.

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u/bxkgsoye 21h ago

This made me audibly chuckle

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u/Professional_Echo907 16h ago

She‘s listening.

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u/ve2mrx 15h ago

Egyptian sacrifice cats must NOT be smart! I think we have a good candidate here ;-)

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u/nanladu 15h ago

Kitty has crazy eyes 👀

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u/jzilla11 15h ago

Practicing her Xray vision

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u/HintOfMadness 14h ago

Her vision is beyond your comprehension hooman! And most likely her own xd

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u/B00marangTrotter 13h ago

This blizzard is like a 1 in a 1000 year storm!!

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u/phat742 13h ago

it's the most passive ask for the blinds to be opened. lol

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u/drollercoaster99 20h ago

she's not there for the blinds. she's there trying to figure out how to control the keyboard with her butt. :)

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u/No-Signature-5138 19h ago

Nahhhh she's waiting for the "swoosh" to portal through the obstacle -just like in the movie Backroom. Note: this only makes sense if you've seen the movie!

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u/SpecialPrior7345 17h ago

I thought she was waiting for you to start playing the piano(keyboard). She can't be the pretty lady singing with no music, now can she?

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u/Xfgjwpkqmx 17h ago

The blind is leading the blind.

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u/Natsuki98 15h ago

She sees in infrared and doesn't need them opened to watch the birds and squirrels.

https://giphy.com/gifs/KyZk2bsv1HDJC

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u/BitternessBureau 13h ago

I wish mine were like your orange. Maybe I would have gotten my security deposit back.

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u/ObjectiveTea 11h ago

details, details...

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u/eebyMcSleeby Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 17h ago

Are we sure if she's aware? Like in general.