r/MurderedByWords • • May 27 '25

What is and isn't a Murder By Words

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Over the past few weeks we've begun noticing something about the quality of the posts on the subreddit, and we'd like to clarify just what is and isn't a murder.

What is a murder

1) A murder is: A RESPONSE. A murder is not a one-sided quip, sentence, statement or otherwise about any given situation.

2) A murder is: A response TO SOMEONE. A murder follows a specific format: Person A says something stupid. Person B responds to Person A explaining why what Person A said is stupid.

3) A murder is: A response to someone CALLING THEM OUT FOR BEING WRONG. Two people agreeing about something is not a murder. If both people featured in the post are saying the same thing, or Person A says something and Person B supports Person A and expands, that is not a murder.

4) A murder is a response to someone calling them out for being wrong WITH SUBSTANCE, AND RECEIPTS. Personal attacks are not murders. Calling someone wrong because they did something once in their life is not a murder. The response must be in direct relation to the original statement.

What isn't a murder:

Memes, jokes, "Your mom" jokes, small dick jokes, forever alone/virginity jokes, fat jokes, ugly jokes, crossposts from r/roast me, posts based around spelling/grammar, etc.

Although it may seem that there is some overlap, we are working very hard to not have this subreddit turn into r/politicalhumor 2. Please bear that in mind when posting.

As ever, please use the "report" button to bring rule-breaking posts to our attention. We're not always available to be online 100% of the time, and reporting bad posts allows us to take advantage of auto-moderator rules built in to help us.


r/MurderedByWords • • 4h ago

Hello 911, I'd like to report a murder

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r/MurderedByWords • • 13h ago

A very valuable lesson for young men

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r/MurderedByWords • • 8h ago

Why is the join button missing? MAGA is never beating the allegations 🙃

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r/MurderedByWords • • 17h ago

Shots fired in Alaska

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r/MurderedByWords • • 12h ago

When you need a man

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r/MurderedByWords • • 12h ago

Did she read the letter

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r/MurderedByWords • • 11h ago

Grok causing existential crisis to MAGA

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1h ago

She brought a compliment and got her career roasted

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r/MurderedByWords • • 12h ago

A short golden era

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r/MurderedByWords • • 23h ago

People will remember a true warrior

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r/MurderedByWords • • 14h ago

Are we supposed to pretend this just didn't happen?

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago

Nancy Mace Gets Fact Checked

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago

ICE would’ve deported him immediately

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago

That's a big stone for your glass house

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago

Obama still lives rent free in the orange clown’s mind

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago

Trump is a moron

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago

They really are winning so much

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r/MurderedByWords • • 2d ago

MAGA accidentally projecting their own pastor onto Talarico 💀

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r/MurderedByWords • • 2d ago

Technically correct murder

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r/MurderedByWords • • 9h ago

The Lorax would approve this message

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r/MurderedByWords • • 2d ago

That post but clarity

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r/MurderedByWords • • 2d ago

Absolutely murdered, destroyed, annihilated, and dominated.

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r/MurderedByWords • • 2d ago

I wore my homemade romper

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r/MurderedByWords • • 2d ago

A civil remonstrance.

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