r/Muppets • u/YoungBeef03 • 19h ago
Hear Me Out... This Hypothetical Movie Could be Perfect
More than any other pre-existing story or genre for the Muppets to parody, I think a Muppet-ized spoof of Godzilla (as it existed in the 60s and 70s) and other monster B-movies of that era is an unconventionally great fit. Godzilla in that era was kinda just an oversized Muppet anyway. You know what the biggest problem with almost every Godzilla movie is? Nobody cares about the human characters; they just wanna see monsters do wrestling moves on each other. What better way to fix that than replace most of the human cast with Muppets?
I think this would work best if the Muppets played characters, not just themselves. Like how The Great Muppet Caper had them keep all their names but put them in roles unique to that movie. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker would finally get leading roles as scientists brought in by the Japanese government to find a way to stop Godzilla. Alongside them are Kermit, Gonzo, and Fozzie (once again playing reporters), Ms. Captain Piggy (a US Navy captain obsessed with killing Godzilla), Sam the Eagle (her level-headed First Mate), and everyone's favorite, Lew Zealand (whose boomerang fishes may be the key to stopping Godzilla. I said they "may" be the key because they probably aren't)