r/MephHeads • u/stan_mephisto • 10h ago
Root Beer Tester Reports Volume 1

SilentJ17



SilentJ17’s Root Beer had clearly been spending some overtime in the mountain lab, with two big, frosty phenotypes that took quite different shapes. The taller girl pushed past 60 inches before supercropping and wore smaller flowers so thickly coated they looked almost white, while her shorter sister built much larger, super-dense buds. The flower opened with sarsaparilla, pine and chocolate, then moved into earthy root beer, pepper and medicinal herbs, while the rosin put the savoury GMO side front and centre with garlic, onion and a little sweetness around the edges. Both hit heavily for SilentJ17, bringing deep head-and-body relaxation, appetite and sleepiness, with some short-term memory disruption adding to that thoroughly stoned feeling.
Grower Highlights
Medium: Coast of Maine seed starter
Lighting: 2 Spider farmer se5000s with UV, IR and deep red supplemental lighting and vivosun under canopy lighting
Container: Gorilla grow tent 5 gal fabric pots on vivosun wick bases
Nutes: Dr earth homegrown top dressed during veg and dr earth flower girl top dressed during flower. Recharge tea top watered weekly and ro water in the bases with rotations of just water and water with GH silica and cal mag added
Training: Leaf tucking, late defoliation and super cropping on one main cola to keep out of the lights
Cycle: 70-79 days
Height: 58+ inches (~146cm+)
Plant Shape / Structure: Pheno 1 exceeded 60 inches before supercropping to 58 inches; smaller, heavily frosted buds. Pheno 2 measured 41 inches tall x 29 inches wide, with larger, very dense flowers.
Yield: Pheno 1 was the hash plant, it came in at 466.83 grams of fresh frozen, then washed for a total of 22.48 grams of bubble hash. %4.82 return. Pheno 2 was dried and cured for flower and yielded 132.41 grams.
Aroma: During grow: Musty, dank funk with sweet cream, developing herbal sarsaparilla as flowers swelled. After harvest: Flower: sarsaparilla, pine, pepper, chocolate, earthy root beer, medicinal herbs and vanilla. Rosin: savoury-sour GMO funk, onion, garlic, pepper and spice under light sweetness.
Effects: Heavy head and body effects, deep relaxation, sleepiness and appetite; some short-term memory disruption. SilentJ17 also reported relief of aching muscles.
Notes: Novice difficulty reported. Extra nutrients were recorded in this run. The tallest plant was supercropped to clear the lights. SilentJ17 valued both flower and hash results. Trichome production: 5/5; Trim ease: 5/5; Would grow again: 5/5.
Short Summary: Two distinct structures delivered frosty flower and hash, with herbal root beer, savoury GMO funk and heavy effects in SilentJ17’s experience.
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Indo


Indo’s Root Beer started out like a familiar soda-shop order, then let the monster out of the jar after harvest. Heavy sarsaparilla became unmistakable root beer in early flower, picked up burnt rubber near the finish, and finally settled into a much louder GMO funk with the herbal sweetness tucked behind it; the flavour carried that same savoury GMO character with hints of sarsaparilla. She built a main-cola-dominant frame with dense flowers and upright side branches that needed spreading, but Indo otherwise found the grow extremely easy and described her as very resilient in this run. The smoke delivered a powerful body high and a deeply stoney feeling with plenty of staying power, putting Root Beer firmly among Indo’s favourites. Indo called this the favourite drop of the last couple of years.
Grower Highlights
Medium: Coco
Lighting: LED
Container: 3.9 gallon plastic
Nutes: Athena Blended
Training: Pinch & roll
Cycle: 80-89 days
Height: 40-45 inches (~101-115cm)
Plant Shape / Structure: Main cola dominant
Yield: 319 grams
Aroma: During grow: The plant gave some heavy sarsaparilla early on and early flower gave a definitive root beer smell. That root beer smell carried well into flower but late in flower near chop was giving burnt rubber. After chopping the rubber immediately faded, the sarsaparilla did as well but not completely. Smells leaned heavy into GMO. After chopping the GMO smacks you in the face and you have to look for those backend smells. After harvest: GMO, sarsaparilla. Flavour carries GMO with hints of sarsaparilla.
Effects: The smoke is top notch. Super stoney feeling backed with a powerful body high. The high has some legs too so you don’t have to light joint after joint
Notes: Novice difficulty reported; Indo found the run very easy. Upright side branches needed spacing. Indo described strong resilience in this run. Trichome production: 4/5; Trim ease: 5/5; Would grow again: 5/5. Indo called this the favourite drop of the last couple of years and a contender for a personal favourite strain.
Short Summary: A personal standout for Indo, pairing an easy grow and dense flowers with GMO-sarsaparilla flavour and a strong, lasting body high.
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Modkins


u/Modkins’ Root Beer was putting on her late-flower costume, with a pink-purple fade starting to show through a strong coat of frost. Left untrained, she built a Christmas-tree frame around a dominant main cola, with several prominent branches and flowers that were looking tight and dense at the time of the report. The aroma changed with the scene, starting gassy before turning sweeter and spicier later in flower, with a high aroma-strength rating to match. Modkins recorded extra nutrient demand and intermediate difficulty, but the colour and trichome coverage were the real talking points in these in-progress observations, with frost earning a 5/5.
Grower Highlights
Medium: Happy frog soil, COM seed starter , extra perlite
Lighting: 24/7 240W LED
Container: 2 gal
Nutes: Cronk nutrients
Training: Nothing
Cycle: 80-89 days
Height: 40-45 inches (~101-115cm)
Plant Shape / Structure: Main cola dominant , built like Christmas tree, multiple main colas , dense tight flowers from what I can tell so far Pink-purple colour developed through the fade.
Aroma: During grow: Gassy earlier on and late in flower more sweet and spicy.
Notes: Intermediate difficulty reported; extra nutrients were recorded. These are in-progress observations. Trichome production: 5/5; Trim ease: 4/5; Would grow again: 5/5.
Short Summary: An in-progress Root Beer with pink-purple colour, strong frost and an aroma moving from gas towards sweetness and spice.
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zer0tolerance0


Zer0 kept this Root Beer monster in a bonsai-sized frame, but the flowers still came through thick, dense and heavily frosted from top to bottom. In a 25-ounce container with extensive LST, the reported mother and clones carried plenty of aroma, and even the shaded flowers stayed large and frosty. Chemmy rubber dominated the grow and remained the main character after cure, gaining a little sweetness and depth without losing that sharp identity. The 3/5 grow-again score came down to taste rather than plant performance: Zer0 mainly vapes and prefers fruitier profiles, while still describing this as a great plant that handled a lot of training well.
Grower Highlights
Medium: Coco
Lighting: Led
Container: 25oz
Nutes: Jack's nutrients
Training: Lst, bonsai format
Cycle: 90-99 days
Height: 22-27inches (~56-70cm)
Plant Shape / Structure: Large flowers top to bottom
Aroma: During grow: Chemmy Rubber. After harvest: A little more sweet and developed, but still primarily chemmy rubber.
Notes: Novice difficulty reported. Mother and clones produced dense, frosty flowers, including shaded flowers. The 3/5 grow-again score reflects a preference for fruity profiles, rather than dissatisfaction with performance. Trichome production: 5/5; Trim ease: 5/5; Would grow again: 3/5.
Short Summary: Dense, frosty flowers and a persistent chemmy-rubber profile; u/zer0tolerance0’s lower repeat score reflected personal flavour preference.
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Terpenetix


Terps’s Root Beer kept one foot in the soda shop and the other in the mountain lab, pairing herbal sarsaparilla with a sharp chemical-cleaner edge. That unusual combination stayed consistent through the grow and after cure, giving this specimen a clear identity without a long list of competing flavours. In coco she grew tall and bushy, finished in the reported 80–89 day window at around 40–45 inches, and carried plenty of frost on a plant Terp found easy to grow. The reported nine-ounce yield rounded out a straightforward run, while the effects leaned into body relaxation without tipping into sedation for Terpenetix.
Grower Highlights
Medium: Coco
Lighting: LED
Container: 2.2g
Nutes: Athena Blended
Training: LST
Cycle: 80-89 days
Height: 40-45 inches (~101-115cm)
Plant Shape / Structure: Tall, bushy
Yield: 9oz
Aroma: During grow: Sarsaparilla, Chemical Cleaner. After harvest: Sarsaparilla, Chem Cleaner.
Effects: Indica leaning effects, relaxing but not sedative
Notes: Novice difficulty reported; Terpenetix found the grow easy. Trichome production: 4/5; Trim ease: 3/5; Would grow again: 5/5.
Short Summary: A tall, easy grow for u/Terpenetix with persistent sarsaparilla and chem-cleaner aromas and relaxation without sedation.
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To be continued.... 😈🎃🐷